Wrong Answer game!

[Ryuhanie]

Time to play the wrong answer game everyone!

A person above you asks a question ,and you have to answer with a wrong ,and weird reply.

For example:
Why is the water blue?
- because a blue dog peed in it

What is ice cream made of?
- It's made of lotion.

I'll start:

Why is the grass green?  

[aisarenai]

Because someone dropped a huge bottle of food dye on it C;

Why is the sky blue?

 

[Queen_of_Pastries]

Because the Ulitmate Power of Ninjas ninja deemed it be.
Why does it rain?  

[Ryura_Kayano]

Because the clouds are sad.

Why is snow white?  

[Just Wear It]

Midnight Xsis

Because someone dropped a huge bottle of food dye on it C;

Why is the sky blue?

Because i peed on it and my pee is blue~

Why am i bored?

 

[Ryuhanie]

Because frogs from outer space, came to earth ,and brainwashed you. xD

Why did the chicken cross the road? O_O  

[Ryura_Kayano]

Because it wanted to

Why is snow white?  

[aisarenai]

So my white puppy can camouflage in it.

Why is a magnet magnetic?

 

[x-suicidal strawberry-x]

Because My Butler made it need To be Protected!

Why are Girls at my School Sluts?  

[Lights_Alumina]

x-suicidal strawberry-x

Because My Butler made it need To be Protected!

Why are Girls at my School Sluts?

Because they're so stupid

Why are horses so...... horsey...  

[Whitewolf Shadows]

Because they don't wanna end up like cows

Why are grapes purple?  

[Lights_Alumina]

Because Mukuro hates the color yellow.



Why is this guild pretty much inactive? O_O  

[Ryuhanie]

Because my mind is blank with no ideas.. x______x

Why is cotton candy fluffy?  

[Epic Brownie]

Helloo_Bunny

Because my mind is blank with no ideas.. x______x

Why is cotton candy fluffy?

Because its made of pillows and clouds.

Why do most people hate black licorice? xp  

[Ryuhanie]

Because someone burned it! =D

Why are ninjas better than pirate? (8