WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

[Hearts Boxcars]

WHERE AM I

HOW DID I GET HERE

WHYRE THERE VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE

AND

UH

WHATEVER THE HELL ALL YALL OTHER MONSTERS ARE


((oh hey guys, this is kitty/rpk/harpy/whatever my name is now. jamesy has been retired, and now i've got hearts boxcars up in here.))  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Hearts Boxcars

WHERE AM I

HOW DID I GET HERE

WHYRE THERE VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE

AND

UH

WHATEVER THE HELL ALL YALL OTHER MONSTERS ARE

You got here through a wormhole created by a time traveler named Moebius. I suggest you take it out on him.  

[Hearts Boxcars]

Lieutenant Turel

Hearts Boxcars

WHERE AM I

HOW DID I GET HERE

WHYRE THERE VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE

AND

UH

WHATEVER THE HELL ALL YALL OTHER MONSTERS ARE

You got here through a wormhole created by a time traveler named Moebius. I suggest you take it out on him.

WHAT

WHERE IS THIS MOEBIUS GUY

ILL RIP HIS ******** SPINE OUT AN FLOSS MY TEETH WITH IT AN-

....

HOLY HELL YOUVE GOT BIG EARS  

[Lieutenant Turel]

uh yes. *cough* birth defect. I would be much obliged if you'd let them be. Perhaps Moebius hunting is better?  

[Hearts Boxcars]

BIRTH DEFECT HUH

NEVER HAD NYBODY WITH THOSE WERE IM FROM

ANYWAYS

WHERE CAN I FIND THIS TIME TRAVELIN a*****e  

[Lieutenant Turel]

*gleefully rubs claws together* I'll help you find him, good sir. The name is Turel, by the way. What do you call yourself?  

[Moebius Time Lord]

*is dragged in* ACK! What do you want, you filthy vampire?  

[Lieutenant Turel]

Have fun  

[Hearts Boxcars]

THE NAMES HEARTS BOXCARS  

[Hearts Boxcars]

Moebius Time Lord

*is dragged in* ACK! What do you want, you filthy vampire?

YOU

/grabs the b*****d by his funky lookin' robe

I HEAR YER THE REASON IM STUCK

UH

WHEREVER THE HELL THIS IS  

[Moebius Time Lord]

*screams in terror and agony*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You're stuck in Nosgoth, Mister Hearts Boxcars.  

[Hearts Boxcars]

@moe - GET ME OUTTA HERE BFORE I BREAK YOU IN HALF

@turel - ID BETTER NOT BE STUCK  

[Moebius Time Lord]

Why would I bring such a disgustingly obese man here?!  

[Hearts Boxcars]

....

/eyetwitch

THE HELL DID YOU JUST CALL ME

/oops breaks his legs like they were little toothpicks

LISTEN YA SQUISHY FLESHED SCUMBAG

YER GONNA GET ME BACK TA ALTERNA AN MY OWN TIMELINE

ELSE YA WANNA FIND OUT WHERE THE MIDNIGHT CREW HIDES THE BODIES