What if you were an Nintendo Super Villain?

[Im made out of BOMBS]

If you were an nintendo super villain what would you try to do?  

[Cognitohazard]

A hostile takeover seems like fun.  

[Im made out of BOMBS]

Kez Mani

A hostile takeover seems like fun.

Lol, They will attack you, what would you do then?  

[lanced90]

I would try to mind control bowser. xp  

[Cognitohazard]

Im made out of BOMBS

Kez Mani

A hostile takeover seems like fun.

Lol, They will attack you, what would you do then?

Princess Peach makes a nice hostage/meat shield.  

[Roar Blue Dragon]

1. Invest in real estate. Preferably really old buildings far from each other. Chances are one is at the bottom of a lake or in a volcano, chances are they are cheap. Remember location determines price.
2. Get a bunch of minions, but only after learning their weaknesses. Hire only ones whose weakness is tied to an item or series of items.
3. Place minions in real estate locations. Save for those who are bottom-of-the-barrel-with-nothing-to-lose, they were a bargain so put them everywhere.
4. Have map of every real estate location drawn and all minion's items of weakness found.
5. Place map in chest located near entrance, place Minion's item of weakness in chest roughly half-way through area they are located.
6. Watch as minions are slowly picked off one by one.
7. Realize how stupid of a plan this all was. Swear to sell dungeons and hire better help if I survive.
8. Fight rival in dramatic battle with everything-or-nothing in mind, but only after allowing him to gain item or weapon I'm weak against. Might need to kidnap girlfriend to force battle.
9. Lose battle against Rival. Swear revenge and retreat or fake death.
10. Appear in sequel. Deny previous failure.
11. Repeat above steps.
12. Become popular villain, keep returning in series with same basic strategy. Begin charging Nintendo to use likeness in game.

There, a 12 step program for my Super Villain life.  

[Wuppa Wuppa]

Hypnotize every one in sight, then I will take up camp in an old mansion (preferably Luigi's lol) And then I'll create a super secret lair that nobody will ever find. I won't have kids, they suck (bowser Jr...ugh) and then I'll just kidnap people for no reason!  

[New Motion]

Wuppa Wuppa

Hypnotize every one in sight, then I will take up camp in an old mansion (preferably Luigi's lol) And then I'll create a super secret lair that nobody will ever find. I won't have kids, they suck (bowser Jr...ugh) and then I'll just kidnap people for no reason!

 

[jillian770]

I would convince Mario & luigi that someone is in trouble. Then I will trap them and hypnotize them that they are evil and I am they're master! dramallama  

[datman100]

take over the world wahahaha twisted twisted twisted  

[dat21tran]

datman100

take over the world wahahaha twisted twisted twisted

man... your as evil as him arrow  

[xXElemental_OverlordXx]

I would kidnap Mario and throw him in one of those black holes from Super Mario Galaxy, THEN I'd kidnap Peach.  

[Erika from Dollars]

Sell Peach to Bowser so he can finally marry here and just throw Mario into the land where Wario lives and keep him there.

Thus making Luigi the hero of the game.

Or end up like Mr. L ninja  

[jillian770]

meep12345

If I were a Nintendo Super Villain... If I were... cat_rolleyes

...Oh! cat_blaugh

I'd build a really, really, really big, kind of impractical, aircraft and proceed to fly over a dreamy place that is full of, supposed, lazy people living in peace that I wish to conquer (only to be later defeated by a pepto-bismal coloured vacuum shaped like a cute lil' marshmellow)... cat_4laugh

Oh wait, thats not very villainy... cat_eek
...Especially if I already know how it will end... cat_sweatdrop

Lol wut? xd