Vampire Vending

[Bluetabbycat]

Here's how it works:
This is the starting post. I'll *insert coin* and the next poster says what I get from the vampiric vending machine.

Example:
Me - *Inserts coin*
You - You receive a bite from a Turelim while you flee from a Rahabim.
*inserts coin*

So on and so on. You must remember to insert your own coin after you say what the previous post gets in order to keep the game alive.

Since this is Nosgoth, the idea is that it's vampire based, but given that we hardly keep everything strictly vampiric...

*inserts coin*

 

[xXHeartless_ChanXx]

Congratulations! You have recieved a lifetime supply of Sarafan Snacks! For some odd reason, though, there's now a hoarde of Sarafan attacking your a**...

*Inserts coin*  

[Bluetabbycat]

Oh noes! gonk *hides*

You receive a very large section of deep fried squid! It sure does look delicious! emotion_dowant

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Bluetabbycat

Oh noes! gonk *hides*

You receive a very large section of deep fried squid! It sure does look delicious! emotion_dowant

*inserts coin*

You receive a miniature Elder God plushie. When you pull the string in its back it says several different phrases: "Feed the wheel." "My patience is Eternal Raziel" and "My obedient servant."

*inserts coin*  

[xXHeartless_ChanXx]

Congrats! You have recieved a free vampire to bring home ad call your own! cat_4laugh ... What? What do you mean he has no jaw!? cat_gonk  

[Bluetabbycat]

*places Elder God plush on head to scare off the Sarafan*

You receive a big armoured Sarafan hunting doggie!

*inserts coin*  

[xXHeartless_ChanXx]

Gah, totally forgot to put in a coin... Oh well.

DOGGY, DOGGY, DOGGY!!! X3 I shall call him Raman! Now I have someone to share that squid with. <3

Congrats! You have recieved a free week in the Vampire Citadel! cat_4laugh

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

xXHeartless_ChanXx

Congrats! You have recieved a free vampire to bring home ad call your own! cat_4laugh ... What? What do you mean he has no jaw!? cat_gonk

8D I GET MY OWN RAZZLES!

owo There's a razicoon lurking in this guild somewhere.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

xXHeartless_ChanXx

Gah, totally forgot to put in a coin... Oh well.

DOGGY, DOGGY, DOGGY!!! X3 I shall call him Raman! Now I have someone to share that squid with. <3

Congrats! You have recieved a free week in the Vampire Citadel! cat_4laugh

*inserts coin*

You have received an all expenses paid vacation to a cruise on the Lake of the Dead!

*inserts coin*  

[xXHeartless_ChanXx]

MadxHatterxTeapot

You have received an all expenses paid vacation to a cruise on the Lake of the Dead!

*inserts coin*

YES~! Lake of the Dead, here I come! With Raman of course. emotion_dowant

Congrats! You have received... A Heart of Darkness! Use it wisely, young one.

*inserts coin*  

[Nathaniel Liir]

Congratulations! You received... The Soul Reaver! Not only does this flamberge-class sword devour the souls of your victims, it is perfect for slicing and dicing those pesky calamari tentacles!

Contains a soul devouring wraith inside!

Warning:

Tall and powerful old vampire included.

*inserts coin*  

[xXHeartless_ChanXx]

Xelba

Congratulations! You received... The Soul Reaver! Not only does this flamberge-class sword devour the souls of your victims, it is perfect for slicing and dicing those pesky calamari tentacles!

Contains a soul devouring wraith inside!

Warning:

Tall and powerful old vampire included.

*inserts coin*

The Soul Reaver!? Sweet! I know what I'm gonna do today... (Village-wide Massacre Day, here I come! XD) and I have a tall and powerful old vampire to bring with! X3 Totally winning over here.

Congratulations! You have received a Turel Rabbit! This cute and cuddly little *cough-cough actually he's huge cough-cough* friend is sure to be a hit with the family and neighbors! Even better, the Turel Rabbits are great replacements for guard dogs!

Not responsible for any property damage or blood drinking caused by pet.

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

xXHeartless_ChanXx

Xelba

Congratulations! You received... The Soul Reaver! Not only does this flamberge-class sword devour the souls of your victims, it is perfect for slicing and dicing those pesky calamari tentacles!

Contains a soul devouring wraith inside!

Warning:

Tall and powerful old vampire included.

*inserts coin*

The Soul Reaver!? Sweet! I know what I'm gonna do today... (Village-wide Massacre Day, here I come! XD) and I have a tall and powerful old vampire to bring with! X3 Totally winning over here.

Congratulations! You have received a Turel Rabbit! This cute and cuddly little *cough-cough actually he's huge cough-cough* friend is sure to be a hit with the family and neighbors! Even better, the Turel Rabbits are great replacements for guard dogs!

Not responsible for any property damage or blood drinking caused by pet.

*inserts coin*

You have received an Umah stress relief doll. If you squeeze her hard enough her boobs enlarge.

: D Enjoy!

*inserts coin*  

[Lieutenant Turel]

You receive some of Vorador's expensive and vintage wines. BE careful as he doesn't quite know yet that you have them

*inserts coin*  

[MadxHatterxTeapot]

Lieutenant Turel

You receive some of Vorador's expensive and vintage wines. BE careful as he doesn't quite know yet that you have them

*inserts coin*

Good thing I can legally drink now. lol

You have received your own personal sluagh.

They're mean, they're fierce, and they love to fetch. Comes with it's own soul ball to throw back and forth for it to chase. Treat yours with love and dignity and you've got a creepy and ugly a** little friend for life. :3

*inserts coin*