Crix Madine Facts

[FrozenPhoenix32]

I'm putting Cale's idea into a thread.

Take Crix Madine, the Chuck Norris of the GFFA, and make up a Chuck Norrisy fact about him.  

[Sol Walker]

There is no chin under Crix Madine's Beard, just another fist.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

Crix Madine's tears could have cured the Kryptos Virus.

Too bad Crix Madine never cried.  

[Sol Walker]

Theres no theroy of evolution. just a list of animals Crix Madine has allowed to live.  

[FrozenPhoenix32]

The Force is the leftover residue from when Crix Madine roundhouse kicked the galaxy.  

[Sol Walker]

The Mandaloreans all wear helmits only to cover up the facial damage Crix Madine gave them when he round house kicked each and every one of them  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine does not sleep. He waits.  

[Sol Walker]

When the Emperor goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Crix Madine.  

[Nelowulf]

The Death Star wasn't destroyed by Luke Skywalker; Crix Madine tried to use it as a stress ball.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine can get sabacc with one card.  

[Sol Walker]

teh Rebellion needs no superweapons. They have Crix Madine.  

[Sol Walker]

Crix Madine can fly an X-wing without an R2 unit.  

[Nelowulf]

((that's not very impressive. anyone can do it. its the effeciency that suffers))

Crix Madine isn't one with the force; he is the force.  

[Sol Walker]

((did I mention he can also jump into hyperspace without one?))
Crix Madine doesn't travel at the speed of light. he travels at the speed of Madine.  

[Shinn Matsunaga]

Hmm...let me try-
Crix Madine knows the last digit of Pi