I'm like Punxatawny Phil with my predictions, so let me go on record.

Division Winners:
NFC:
East: Philadelphia
West: Seattle
South: Carolina
North: Green Bay
Wild Cards: Chicago, New Orleans

AFC:
East: New England
West: Denver
South: Houston
North: Baltimore
Wild Cards: Kansas City, Buffalo

Superbowl: Houston def. Chicago

Bottom 5:
32. Jacksonville
31. Minnesota
30. Arizona
29. Miami
28. Cleveland

Awkward Predictions:
Ryan Fitzpatrick will be a favorite to win league MVP until the Bills lose 3 consecutive games in weeks 13-16 but still make the playoffs.
Colt McCoy will start more games at QB for the Browns than Brandon Weeden
Jamaal Charles wins comeback player of the year