How to tell if you're an illiterate moron or not

[der Haku]

I'm feeling particularly vindictive, so I'll update things here as I see fit. Concerning what, you ask? Your horrible grammar and see-through roleplaying ability.  

[der Haku]

Its versus It's

It's really ******** simple. I don't know why you people make this mistake all the ******** time. Without the apostrophe, it denotes ownership. With the apostrophe, it denotes the conjunction of "it" and "is". Not the other ******** way around. Some of you don't even bother. You are too lazy to use the apostrophe at all - on anything. Never mind the idiotic nonsense that is the rule of never using contractions; what you people are doing is worse. Omitting s**t because you're lazy ********. Or you're idiots. I can't tell which it is.

You cockswabs butcher the English language so badly. I know language is arbitrary in its rule sets and everything, but ********. At least use the basics that should have been taught to you in ******** school (for you non-American people).