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 Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:19 pm
 Hello and welcome to the realm of the Doats, the undead goats of the Kawani lands. Here, we accept all dead goats who wish to join our ranks and worship the Doat Deity. But be warned traitorous beings, we like to feast upon the flesh of those who have betrayed us to the wolves. Contents: 1. Explanation/Rules 2. Backstory 3. Traditions 4. Members/Ranks 5. How to Join 
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:34 pm
 What on earth is a DOAT? Strictly speaking, it's a dead goat. An undead zombie goat and a follower of the Doat Deity.
Dead goats, you say? Isn't that a little...morbid? Well, in all honesty they're a big inside joke. They're an opportunity for some friends to get together and be huge dorks. If the thought of dead goats offends you, please don't take it literally. We're all just friendly people having a good time. We're all customing in zombie goat familiars and we are starting a goat herd. Interested? Continue reading and feel free to join in! But you have to know the secret password. Read all the rules and such and you might find out what it is.
Rules:
1. Although we claim to eat the flesh of traitors, please don't actually eat anyone and please play nicely.
2. If you don't like doats, don't join. Mainly, don't cause drama.
3. You must know the secret password to join. The password is: Blehhhhhh!
4. Anyone can be a doat.
5. We reserve the right to add more rules.
6. And now for the cliche last rule you've all been waiting for: Have fun! :3
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:38 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:41 pm
 (I'm making these up mostly. xD If you Doats have any ideas, please post them in the thread.)
Welcoming Ceremony: This is exactly what the title says. We Doats like to make our new members feel at home by calling upon the Doat Deity and screaming Blehhhh around a bonfire while feasting upon flesh.
Sacrificing Ceremony: As Doats, we worship the Doat Deity, and the deity requires a sacrifice of flesh. In return, the Doat Deity provides flood of plenty for the Doats and makes sure that the wolves do not eat us.
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:42 pm
 Right now, we have no actual Doats. But the following people have expressed interest in joining us. (If I left anyone out or spelled your username wrong, I'm REALLY sorry. Feel free to correct me) If you are on this list, you are welcome to custom-in and you are already considered to be ONE OF US.
Jinx Creed
PhailNinja
Thalea
XBlind-DarknessX
Baby Pandah
stormflower
cheshirekitty
Sabin Duvert
Revel1984
Ryuukishin
 (I just placed everyone roughly where I thought they would be based on our conversations. If you want to be moved or your name taken off the list, let me know.)
Queen:
??? --Owned by Jinx Creed
Advisors:
??? --Owned by PhailNinja
Aedoatus --Owned by XBlind-DarknessX
Groaner the Doat --Owned by Baby Pandah
Protectors:
Z Doat --Owned by Thalea
People-Eaters:
??? --Owned by Sabin Duvert
Doat Deity Worshippers: (We all worship the deity, but these individuals lead us in worship)
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Other Doats:
??? --Owned by stormflower
??? --Owned by cheshirekitty
Doatie --Owned by Revel1984
Flower --Owned by Ryuukishin
Aleep: (Aleep are "alive sheep," these are the goats who are not dead but still wish to be in alliance with the doats and to worship the Doat Deity)
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Posted: Wed Jul 24, 2013 11:43 pm
 Think you have what it takes to become an undead goat and join the Doat army? Want to custom in? Just post this form:[size=18][color=red]I Pledge Myself to the Doat Deity![/color][/size]
Username:
Name of Doat:
Temper:
Male or Female?:
Color Description:
Accessories?:
Personality Description:
What is the secret password?:
Do you have a goat that is not undead? Do they need a place to call home? Don't worry, they won't be left out here. They can join the 'Aleep' section of the herd. (Read above in 'Ranks' to find out what that is) To sign your goat up, just post this form: [color=darkred][size=18]Doats Hate Oats![/size][/color]
Username:
Name and Cert of goat:
Personality Description:
Why does your goat want to join?:
What is the secret password?:
Note: This is a goat familiar herd only .
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:01 am
xD If anyone is silly enough to want to advertise our IT:  (I DID NOT draw that goat. I added some stitches on photoshop. The original owner is how-to-draw-funny-cartoons.com)
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:19 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:22 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:23 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:24 am
OPEN! wahmbulance CALLING ALL DOATS! wahmbulance
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:27 am
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:31 am
Might as well post this. x3
I Pledge Myself to the Doat Deity!
Username: Baby Pandah
Name of Doat: Groaner the Doat
Temper: Blehhhhh
Male or Female?: Male
Color Description: White pelt, black around the eyes, red eyes, stitches here and there, really zombie-like
Accessories?: Any accessories should be red.
Personality Description: Grumpy, stubborn, and hungry for flesh, Groaner spends most of his time worshipping the Doat Deity and serving the Queen Doat.
What is the secret password?: Blehhhhh
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:32 am
Revel! Have you returned to us?!
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 10:34 am
I Pledge Myself to the Doat Deity!
Username: Revel1984
Name of Doat: Doatie
Temper: Slow
Male or Female?: Female
Color Description: Greyish with darker bruise-like patches, parts of the pelt hanging off, one horn broken. (XD)
Accessories?: anything doatish
Personality Description: She's fairly slow, she'll go along with the herd mostly but she doesn't really think about things very much, she likes to spend a lot of her time just standing still, staring into space. Every so often she'll scream/bleat, just for the fun.
What is the secret password?: bleeeeeehhhh
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