False Facts

[Qwertea]

One false fact per post. Post as many times as you like. The only rule is all facts must not be true and begin each sentence with Fact:

 

[Qwertea]

Fact: Queen Elizabeth ii likes to snort cocaine while vacationing at Balmoral.  

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Fact: Pineapples actully grow on trees.  

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Fact: If I was green I wouldn't die.  

[Weird Inc Mule]

Fact: Melania Trump is secretly a man.  

[Bubblehead0987654321]

Fact: Hitler did 9/11.  

[papermuse]

Fact: If you cover a rabbit in green paint it will become a grunny  

[papermuse]

Fact: Pikachu can be found in real life at your local powerplant  

[CowDoll]

Fact: If you eat enough carrots, you eventually start wielding carrot related superpowers.