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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:33 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 2:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:00 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:18 pm
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Demon's Souls - Boletarian Palace 1-1
Castle setting! That was nice and normal! A few zombies here and there. Ted made their way across the wall at a slow pace, pausing as Cass fumbled with the <******** parry controls why against zombies ineffectively. She just started to settle for mashing the 'attack' button a lot.
"OK..up..up..." Ted was moved around in a circle as Cass tried to guess where she'd need to move her hideous avatar next. "...Stairs?" she found some and started her way up. At the top, it was time for path exploration.
"Aaannnd this dude has red eyes, let's not." Cass turned Ted around and marched her right back out, screaming off into another room as the red eyed enemy chased after her. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. NOPE. Cass continued to run like a madman thru enemies while continuing to whisper 'Nope nope nope nope'.
Hey look, they did eventually stop chasing her! OKAY! New tactic. Run screaming until we don't crumple like paper. Got it.
And a drop down.
There was a dude down the drop down. Cass eyed him warily, preparing her sword and gently nudging Ted down. He didn't move. Cass nudged Ted forward until a prompt to 'talk' appeared. "FRIEND"
Friend who needed her to wipe out some dudes when he too had a sword. Cass squinted at him and slowly eased Ted down. This was a lot of dudes. She hoped her new friend would be worth potentially dying over. Fortunately, it was a bit more straightforward than that. With enough running and screaming (and getting her character high on weed) she eventually found Ted victorious.
Now new friend gave her a gift (a telescope? Could she use this?).
"Friend. You give the worst things." Cass decided. The telescope would never be looked at again. But he did walk around and help her kill stuff. She had so many souls. What did she do with them? No clue. She'd hold onto them since they were clearly important.
Also nobody was dropping anything else but weed and firebombs. That was a little boring.
Bridge!
Ted started across the bridge. This bridge seemed too saf-
DRAGON.
After being 1-shotted by the first boss, Cass and Ted retreated from the dragon, sitting back to wait and see what would happen. Cautious. Careful. .... He waSN'T LEAVING. Maybe this wasn't the way to go.
Backtrack...Nope. Nowhere else to go. Did she miss an obvious route?
Back to the dragon....carefully....nothing? RUN.
Oh she ran. She ran so fast.
Oh hey, lever. Aaann- CUTSCENE! "Yes! I found something good if there's a-...spear." Heck. "I get to try this boss more than once, right??" She really hoped so. She was still irked she only got one shot at the first one. Cass spent a minute investigating the room, and now down the stairs...SLIMES. SLIMES WITH SPEARS. OW!
"STOP. THROWING. THINGS. AT. ME!!!" she yelled as she stabbed one in the face and continued on down. She was almost at the bottom of the stairs when a spear hucked into Ted again.
YOU DIED.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----------------------"
WHY.
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Posted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 3:37 pm
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Demon's Souls - Boletarian Palace 1-1 Boss
Back at the beginning. "Now I have to go...through all of that..again..." Cass could have cried as she made her way across the bridge, destroying, in frustration, her enemies. Ted's enemies. Whatever. Stab stab, swing. As she made her way up the stairs, she paused.
"Spear!" she recognized that spear!
Cass nearly cried. She didn't have to go all the way back around again!
Up the stairs and into the now raised door, Cass headed in. "Careful, Ted. Careful. There's something in he- YOU!" Cass pointed at the screen as the word 'PHALANX' and a health bar appeared at the bottom of the screen along with a large blobby thing covered in the spear-slimes that had murdered her not too long ago.
And then spears. "No, no, no, no, no, no nonononono," Ted rolled away to no avail.
YOU DIED.
"HECK!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 10:47 am
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:28 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:00 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 2:46 pm
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Demon's Souls - Boletarian Palace 1-1 Boss
Try Fire.
Cass had found a message outside of the boss room door that seemed to have been highly rated. Looking through her inventory, Cass found she had a couple of 'firebomb' items. Only like 4, but never the less fussed with her equipment and threw them on.
In the door she went. She was ready for these spear bastards. She and Ted both. Rolling and ducking behind a pillar, she tapped one of her control sticks to target one of the slime-y spear things (did they have names? She had no idea) and tossed one of the firebombs at it. It and a neighboring slime went down nearly immediately and Cass grinned. It had exposed some sort of glowing sphere underneath everything.
"Aha! A helpful note was helpful!" she said, carefully making her way around to another pillar and preparing to toss another firebomb. She only had a few so she had to make them count. "All I gottttaaa doo...." she trailed off, but the thought remained: I just need to get these spear guys down so I get less of them shoved up my a**.
She had one firebomb left. Carefully, she chucked it at the mass too. The glowing orb, which had been exposed previously, writhed and it's health decreased. A lot.
She pushed Ted up to stab one of the shield-stabby-slimes, then backed off to hide. Then back up. It was going to be a slow process.
One by one, she nudged them down and out of the way, taking the time to mind her health. That fire tip had been great.
Finally, enough of the glowing orb had been exposed she felt safe attacking it directly. It immediately started to crumple under her attacks without spear-slimes on that side of it to defend it. In fact, with those pesky little Ted-killers out of the way, the boss went down with very little issue.
THE DEMON WAS DESTROYED
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS."
Now she could go a little further, she guessed.
Wordcount to here: 1458
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:02 pm
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 9:12 pm
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