This is one of the many bathrooms scattered around the castle for students to use.
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 11:51 pm
Sharp edges have consequences, I Guess that I had to find out for myself Sharp edges have consequences, now Every scar is a story I can tell
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Sɪxᴛʜ Yᴇᴀʀ||Rᴀᴠᴇɴᴄʟᴀᴡ Vɪᴄᴇ Cᴀᴘᴛᴀɪɴ||Cʜᴀsᴇʀ
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Glynn stepped out of the stall, walking forward to wash his hands. His eyes barely glimpsed the mirror before he focused them down at the sink, resolutely refusing to look at himself in the mirror. Not that it was unfamiliar territory for him. He'd been avoiding his own reflection since second year, ever since... Well, ever since second year. He didn't need to look in the mirror to know that he was growing to resemble his father, a lot. It didn't matter that the man was dead now for two years, he still had Roald's face planted firmly in his mind. Not just that, but Glynn was starting to reach the same height that he had been at. He knew his aunt could see the resemblance. Any time Frida looked at him, she composed her face quickly whenever he noticed, but the look she always gave him was the same. Sad. Apologetic. Everyone had apologized at one point or another, and Glynn wasn't sure what was worse. The fact that he couldn't look at himself in the mirror, the looks his family gave him, or the way that some people just. Wouldn't. Stop. Apologizing.
His hands tightened around the rim of the sink, and Glynn almost imagined that it was Roald's throat he was crushing. His fingers, long and slim like his father's, tightening and slowly squeezing and... Glynn gasped, shaking his head as a feeling of revulsion swept through him. He shouldn't think like that. He wasn't him. Glynn would never be like him, no matter how much he looked like him. He just had to remind himself of that every time. He'd never had a name change, so he wasn't a Bjelke. He was a Llewellyn. Llewellyns went fishing during the summer, they played the violin, they were fierce and protective just like his aunt had been when she... He shoved the images of Mairwen out of his mind. Again, not something he should think of.
Sighing, he finished washing his hands and turned the tap off, finally allowing his gaze to fall on the mirror. His hair he knew was a mess, a lot messier than it used to be, ever since he avoided mirrors like the plague. His eyes were the same, though older, like they had seen a lot. Glynn snorted. Yeah, seen a lot. That was rich. His eyes had seen plenty. His eyes then travelled down a nose much too delicate to fine cheekbones that merely emphasized the fact that his face had an aristocratic hint to it. His jaw held the barest hint of facial hair, and Glynn was dismayed to see it was blond. No, it couldn't be blond! He stood at the sink, staring at his reflection and chanting that over and over before feeling a rush of anger over the fact that he couldn't look in the damn mirror without freaking out. He turned away from the mirror angrily before he caught himself and started breathing in and out.
He needed to calm down. Being angry didn't solve anything. All being angry did was cause other people pain. Caused him pain. Glynn knew that as well as he knew Tiernan's chiding tone to get him to eat something, Reyna's apologies for what happened in second year (that was the least of his worries back then, after all), Ivar's worried expression any time he thought Glynn wasn't looking. He buried his face in his hands, feeling a sense of futility that he hadn't been able to get rid of since everything started. He didn't know how to fix this. He thought ignoring it, pretending it never happened, and trying to change himself would help. He was quickly realizing that he was running out of ideas on how to fix himself.
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Location: Boy's bathroom Thinking: Can I just look in the mirror without freaking out for once? OOC: -◬-
We all fall down We live somehow We learn what doesn't kill us makes us stronger
Rory Murdoch ~agree to disagree ~~agreed that you just mad he'd disagree with you ~who the ******** keeps right the good time message ~~whoever it was is a ******** liar ~~~they prolly didn't enjoy it either ~~~~SCREECHING
Garnet Mortemer ~i saw what he did to Whyte, 10/10 agree to let him have it ~it makes you wonder how wild he really is [crude picture of jekyll/hyde transformation]
Glynn ******** yes ~~that is why he's here, yes ~~~AMG ~i just want to see if it's blue down in the bushes ~~wtf why would he dye down there?? ~~~imeanwhynot ~~~~whole new meaning to blueballs, bruv [different pictures of "blueberries"]
Alexander Avery ~i see it ~~nopenopenope. crazy genes ~~~Jesus Carl not like he could get you pregnant ~~~~ifyousawityou'dthinklikecarl ~~~~~ohnoooooo
Gavin Selwyn ~ehhh ~~his arms tho ~~~so the guy prolly benchpress hippogryffs ~~~~he could benchpress me ~~~~~how would that even?? [picture] ~welldamn
Alby Callaghan ~r.e.a.l.y? ~~he'd treat me like a gent ~~~he seem the type ~~~~bet he could knit all sorts of stuff ~~~~~that sounds itchy
Ivar Eriksson ~its cuz he's viking aint it? ~~it helps ~i heard him giggle once and my life hasn't been the same ~~ditto ~is it wrong to think of him and murdoch together? ~~we are so not having the blythe/borson debate again, Merlin save us ~~~toolate
Driskol Abrams (name scratched out then written back on top of scratches) ~NO. HE HAS THE FACE OF INFANTS ~~ but quid bod ~~~quid bod be damned ~~~~it is ~~~~~welldamn [random lyrics of 'Uptown Funk']
Oliver Davis ~aint he a dad? ~~dad bod don't quit ~~~too true ~its the hair ~~it's totally the hair ~~~am i the only one who says a**? ~~~~well yeah but. hair ~~~~~~. . .but
Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:36 pm
Rory Murdoch ~is it wrong to like his glares? ~pretty sure if he smiled for real it'd break the space time continuum. still a 8/10 ~meaner they are outta bed... ~is someone gonna finish that i don't understand ~ohthissweetpresh
Dris Abrams ~i'd climb him like a tree ~i hope you mean a regular one and not the whomping willow becuz i don't think he's into kinky s**t ~OR.IS.HE.
Alex Avery ~JILF ~please god let the j stand for Jock ~well now i'm embarrassed ~WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN. ~no one explain. please for the love of god ~[full explanation] ~I TAKE IT BACK
Hikaru Nakano ~[d**k caricature] <-swear to god ~i live with the guy. same ~Oh. My. Merlin.
Wallis McGregor ~he's just so ******** nice ~IFKR ~ should he even be up here? i bet he'd just cuddle and s**t ~the nicest the nastiest my dude
Chance Whitethorne ~ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WE GET IT STOP PUTTING HIS NAME EVERYWHERE ~obviously you don't if you have to say ******** hell this guy ~maybe not there but i bet he'd be down for the music room
Vincent Masters ~bottom ~how dare u. clearly he a switch ~i don't get it. but i'd ******** it ~basically ye
Myron Hargrave ~anyone else just wanna feel the hair ~um. what else? ~his arse ~[caricature]
Charlie Antunez ~i heard him speak spanish and i've been bathing frozen since ~i heard he has daddy issues ~[scratched out comments]
Dris Abrams ~THE ******** GREW AGAIN ~~what i wouldn't give to climb him like a beanstalk ~~~at this rate, aint that all he is? ~~~~clearly you haven't been to the locker rooms ~PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS ~~wouldn't even need the bloody door, you could just float on this ******** sounds like a position ~~~~imeanonhimitmightbe [how-to pictures]
Chance Whitethorne ~i wanna punch him for being so handsome but i'd also let him punch me if that's what made him happy ~~bruv i think you need to talk to someone ~~~him? ~~~~def not ~if you think that bitchy goblin friend of his would let you touch his property... ~~at this point i'm more surprised he don't got "Byuch's b***h" tat on him somewhere ~~~NOT. ********. GAIN
Wallis McGregor ~guys too nice to not be a dom ~~ex-CUSE ~~Balder ******** YOU KINKY ******** of the "one can't simply" meme only with mentions of balder/bastian ship dwellers] ~ONE DAY one of you ******** are going to explain this supposed ring lord because IM GETTING REAL SICK AND TIRED OF THIS s**t
Theo Ellis-Hall ~bet he'd make cookies after ~~bet his buns are soft but firm ~anyone heard him speak Greek? ruined a good pair of slacks ~~bet if you told him that, he'd make you cupcakes and ******** why is that a turn on
Vincent Masters ~a switch if i ever met ~~bet he'd be bossy af no matter the position ~~~s**t that just makes it better ~is it bad i thought that meant he'd bring a switch? ~~depends on your kink ~~~fuuuuuu i can see it too
Rhett Ye ~he got the brooding bad boy look ~~idunno, i've heard him talk to plants and s**t ~~~HE CAN BROOD AND BE SENSITIVE YOU BEAST ~~~~whatevever's your kink mate
Akira Yamazaki ~he looks like a dirty talker ~~it's probably all transfig calculations ~~~TALK NERDY TO ME ~~~~IF WE GO BACK DOWN THIS PATH WE'RE BRINGING PROFESSORS BACK ~you say this like it's a bad thing ~~DRAGE VS. AMOROCHO ROUND 43 ~~~SONOFABITCH ~~~~gladly ~~~~~~WHATDOESTHATEVENMEAN
Myron Hargrave ~his hair is unfair ~~its like, movie hero perfect ~~~dashing main novel prince perfect ~~~~James Masters perfect ~~~~~NOW WAIT JUST A GODDAMN MINUTE [picture of someone looking for a lie, no lie was detected]
Ferdie Delacroix ~he's...really pretty ~~dudes either a fae or veela, theres no way he just slid out the womb that pretty ~~~some guys have it some guys don't geez ~but don't you think theres something like...magical to it? ~~no one ******** answer
Galen Hall ~i wanna play connect the freckle ~~that sounds both kinky and adorable ~~~"Kinky and Adorable" <-name of his sex tape ~~~~YESSS
Nathaniel Ellerly ~i just wanna cuddle ~~you in the wrong place mate ~~~[graphic description of cuddling] ~~~~istandcorrected ~~~~~ellerlywouldn'tifthatguygetshim ~~~~~~ohmygoooodddddddddddd
Hikaru Nakano ~i'm gonna miss him ~~we don't do sentimental here <******** sentiment, i'm gonna miss being able to watch that guys arse ~~~~i mean. same. ~~~~~bon voyage the greatest arse since ******** style="text-decoration: underline">Barry Bautista ~dude plays bass ~~that is pretty hot ~i heard he tried to beat this kid for his sister's honor or ******** he's a gent too?! ~~~it's always the quiet ones
Sorin Kinsley ~i'm honestly afraid of him ~~then why post him??? ~~~maybe he's different in bed? ~~~~as someone who was around during Cyrus Lillantine times, i disagree ~~~~~the Thot King himself ~~~~~~he reigned supreme or not at all ~~~~~~~that works on both levels ~~~~~~~~that was the joke harold
Charlie Antúnez ~does he still have braces? ~~he had braces??????? ~~~would it really matter? ~~~~the ******** are braces? [description of braces] ~muggles are the original "get s**t done or die trying" ~~i ******** hope that's not his style ~~~what a way to die tho ~~~~fOr ThE LaST ******** tIMe ~~~~~woo, haven't seen that in awhile [tally marks of "days without meme" are now reduced from 2 to 0]
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:39 pm
DJ Shephard ~he's just.... ~~same bruv ~~~he's got bad boy vibes but he'd also get me flowers? ~he's also ripped as ******** believe it ~~~howwW?? ~~~~works out? ~~~~~genetics?? ~~~~~~pinning me to a door and having his wicked way with me ~~~~~~~srsly? [poll: works out 11% genetics 32% pinning 57%]
Jeremiah Travers ~have you seen him with his pygmy ******** his pygmy puff ~~~keep your kinks indoors mate ~~~~unless that's your kink ~sits nice on a broomstick ~~he can sit on my broomstick anyday ~~~he seems the type to wipe it first ~~~~~I’m banking on it
Detch Horne ~WHO IN HERE DOESN’T FEAR GOD ~~look byuch can only claim one b***h at a time. He’s fair game ~~~bruv that’s his brother ~~~~WHAT ~~~~~HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW ~~~~~~~I DIDN’T WANT TO ASSUME JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE SHORT THAT’S RACIST ~~~~~~~~THEY HAVE THE SAME LAST NAME YOU DUMBARSE ~~~~~~~~~~a non racist dumbarse at least ~~~~~~~~~~~~that does allow a sympathy eulogy I bet
Su-Jin Cho ~he’s all broody and edgy and s**t and I dig that ~~he’s like one of those bad boys who wears leather jackets and prolly save kittens and s**t ~~~ohshit, cho in leather ~~~~~you think he’d be into that? ~~~~~~I mean it’s not like we can just ask his kinks? ~~~~~~~you prolly could but he’d prolly kill you ~~~~~~~~or his sister would ~~~~~~~~~actually I meant he just seemed like a dog person ~~~~~~~~~~i just said you can’t just ask kinks
Daniel Jacobs: ~he's like a puppy ~~for the last ******** time BEASTIALITY AINT A KINK ~~~i just meant he was cute! ~~~~IS THAT AN ACTUAL PROBLEM [newb alert activated] ~i wanna pet his hair ~~i wanna pet something ~~~i want him to pet me ~~~~we're missing something ~~~~~p***s ~~~~~~there we go
Rhett Ye ~hes totally got big d**k energy ~~wow that’s an oldie but a goodie ~~~i..wasn’t making a joke? ~~~~goodlord ~~~~~is what I yelled when I saw it [multiple d**k caricatures] ~i heard he's really good with animals ~~and plants too ~~~he's like a disney prince ~~~~but like useful and ******** you li shang was a war general ~~~~~~exactly ~~~~~~~ f u c k
Chance Whitethorne ~its our last year make it count [a list of every sexual position someone would like to have performed] ~~I didn’t mean like that but kudos mate ~~~I didn’t even know half of these existed ~~~~I never wanted to know these existed ~~~~~do some of these come with diagrams? Asking for a friend [diagrams] ~I hate that friend ~~I love that friend
Theo Ellis-Hall ~I wanna dunk him like a cookie ~~I bet he licks the spoon ~~~I know he likes nuts from his brownies ~~~~honestly those brownies are better than any love potion ~I wonder what else he could do with whip cream ~~make dessert a very uncomfortable experience ~~~oh so its not only me ~~~~I swear he’s the reason the stalls are full every morning
Lucien Markov ~proof that the bassists always hotter ~~the ******** you get this chance whitethorne erasure out of my sight ~~~that’s only if whitethorne and markov are part of the same band ******** I wouldn’t have any underwear left if that happened ~~~~~it’s a damn good thing Reid already graduated or none of us would ~I want him to strum me like his bass [ticker for “how many days without a creepy post goes from 3 to 0]
Myron Hargrave ~thighs tho ~hair tho ~~hair and thighs? He’s too powerful ~~~we said the same thing about balder borson ~~~~ANDWEWERERIGHT` ~~~~~HE’S THE MESSIAH! HIS COMING WAS FORTOLD!! ~~~~~~ha. you are your fake gods ~~~~~~~so you’re saying you wouldn’t worship balder borson/myron’s arse if given the chance? ~~~~~~~~I’d build a ******** temple and alter about his thighs alone [stick figures bowing shouting “WE’RE NOT ******** bE thE cHaNT
Zach Whitethorne ~there’s gotta be something in the water ~~I guess you could say…it’s in…their gene pool [sunglasses meme] ~~~THANKS I HATE IT [days without meme goes down from -3 to -4] ~I don’t even mind the vampire bit if is true ~~he doesn’t even try to hide it ~~~I saw him hiss at the stairs for moving once ~~~~~ruined a good pair of slacks that day when I heard ~~~~~~he scared you? ~~~~~~~sure lets go with that
Nathaniel Ellerly ~him with a toolbelt is my new kink ~~i bet he can handle anything ~~~i’m hoping for it ~I’d like a #3,8,and 17 to go please ~~what now??? ~~~check whitethorne ~~~~~WHICH? ~~~~~~ s**t the older one ~~~~~~~~we have a problem ~~~~~~~~~we wouldn’t if we could do the damn list ~~~~~~~~~~~well when you’re right
Galen Hall ~I wonder if his d**k is freckled too ~~happy ******** Monday to you too ~~~it would be if that question was answered ~~~~honest it’d be better if it was ******** Monday too ~~~~~petition for ******** Monday to be changed to ******** Mondays? ~i heard him call someone a arsewagon once ~~i heard pickled d**k in third year ~~~face only a dungbeetle could love ~~~~horseshit for brains ~~~~~accused someone’s ears of being in their arsehole ~~~~~~I don’t pray often but pls let him be this creative in bed
Vincent Masters ~every year I think he can’t get hotter and every year I’m proven wrong ~~he’s probably an angry bottom ~~~I think you misspelled “best” ~~~~~”he’s best an angry bottom” isn’t really grammatically correct but I guess to each its own ~~~~~~~I really can’t tell if you’re ******** with me or not` ~~~~~~~~~if you’re down sure but I thought this topic was about masters ~~~~~~~~~~that was so ******** smooth my hair gel is jealous ~I wanna spread peanut butter over him and make a pbj ~~w h a t [creep counter 1 to 0] ~~~what if he’s allergic?? ~~~~~alls fair in love and kink ~~~~~~~THATS NO T HOW IT G OES
Akira Yamazaki ~he’s called me stupid to my face and I still agree with this ~~pretty sure you’re not the only one ~~~at this point I think it’s safe to consider it a kink or foreplay ~~~~you lucky bastards he’s TALKED to you!?? ~~~~~techinickly he just said my handwritings atroshous ~~~~~~I don’t see it
Ferdie Delacroix ~srsly you guys we get it ~~30x is a bit much even here ~~~37 if we’re counting ~~~~no one said anything when whitethorne got 50 ~~~~~~WHICH ~~~~~~~~this is going to get old REALLY ******** FAST ~~~~~~~~~~plz be about whitethorne and not this guy ~~~~~~~~~~~~he seems the type of gent who’d apologize tho
Byuch Horne(multiple scratches and even a more ink blots partially obscuring the name) ~WHO THE ******** WANTS TO DIE ~~Im just sayin, he’s the perfect ******** NO I LIKE MY LIFE AN DMY d**k RIGHT WERE IT IS ~WHY CANT WE SCRATCH THIS OFF HE’S GONNA FIND OUT ~I JUST WANTED TO TOUCH THE BUTT I DIND’T THINK I’D DIE FIRST [multiple pictures of hell fire]
Barry Bautista ~I feel like sex with him would make me a better person ~~americaexplain [meme counter goes down from -29 to -30] ~~~I just mean he has this presence yknow? That he’d make it about the experience and not the act ~~~~are u telling me he has a hakuna matata d**k ~~~~~O MY GOODNESS ~~~~~~no worries for the rest of our days d**k ~~~~~~~my type of philosophy d**k ~~~~~~~~whole new meaning of slimy yet satisfying ~~~~~~~~~NAME OF HIS SEX TAPE [meme counter goes down from -36 to -37]
Charlie Antunez ~i’m gonna miss how he sings in the shower ~~he doesn’t sing in the shower I don’t think? ~~~he does in the quidditch ones ~~~~r u in quidditch? ~~~~~does that really matter tho? ~~~~~~ANS WER THE QU ESTION ~he does have a nice voice tho ~~and butt
Wallis McGregor ~srsly the perfect combo of gent and dom ~~can’t even argue ~he’ll hold your hands then handcuff them when you’re alone ~~flowers wrapped in blindfolds ~~~fuzzy dice ~~~~that’s not inherently sexy but we’ll take it ~~~~~nooo fuzzy dice are a sex tool ~~~~~~the ******** you do with it throw it ~~~~~~~well yeah ~~~~~~~~the ******** kinda safe sex you practice ~~~~~~~~~10+ you ******** 6-9 you cuddle 1-5 he just wants to be friends [dice diagrams and rules] ~~~~~~~~~~I’m still stuck on why they’re furry ~~~~~~~~~~~cuz it’s sexy todd god get with the times
Akira Yamazaki ~we're starting off decent ~~well yeah, better build up y'know? ~~~bet he could take off like a rocket ~~~~i bet he does actual rocket science in ******** why is that actually hott?? ~is there a problem if all i want for him is to throw insults at me?? ~~its called a kink dear and yer in the right place ~~~i'll take anything he throws ~~~~was that a kink??? ~~~~~~thissweetsummerchild [newb alert sounded]
Galen Hall ~idk how he still sounds american but i'm for it ~~i'd let him dump all the ********. i respect d**k and all but you will NOT disrespect tea ~~~~idlethimdisrespectme ~I JUST WANT TO LICK HIS FRECKLS ~~he gives a whole new meaning to spotted d**k ~~~marymotherofgooodddd ~~~~as a proud puff i can concur ~~~~~he's. in gryffindor? ~~~~~~i said what i said
Whitney Prescott ~oh come ON ~~ohhh is this a DISABILITY ATTACK I'M SEEING?? ~~~i don't give a flying s**t about him not hearing but he's ******** annoying ~~~~you salty cuz you aint ******** i see ~~~~~I WOULDN'T BE IF I WAS NOW WOULD I ~ngl, watching him sign is sexy as fuuck ~~ngl? ~~~nail, grab, lick ~~~~ahhhh [stare into the camera meme]
Jin Lee ~dem thighs tho ~~he could kill a man with those thighs ~~~snuff him out ~~~~ten seconds or less ~~~~~not even break a sweat [unintelligible blob] ~what the ******** ******** HAVE WE SAID ABOUT AIM ~~look in the heat of the moment- ~~~THE TOILETS RIGHT THERE ~~~~but. thighs ~~~~~~arse indeed [badum dum tss is drawn]
DJ Shephard ~ah yes, the unofficial whitethorne ~~so you don't even have to be related at this point? like the hotness just rubs off?? ~~~i'd let him rub off on me if he asked ~~~~he wouldn't even have to ask ~~~~~consent is important michael ~you ever imagine him with tats? ~~WELL NOT UNTIL YOU MENTIONED ~~~with out luck he'd do something dorky like a rubber duck with fangs ~~~~and then he'd be the super hot guy with a rubber duck tat i'm not seeing the drawback here? ~~~~~~oh i wasn't saying there was i was just aiding the fantasy [sketches of the duck tattoo] [sketches of the duck tattoo with a p***s] ~itstosize ~~WHATDOESTHATMEAN ~~~[INTERNAL SCREAMING]
Lucien Markov ~bruhh he was a beater this year and my ******** heart ~~here i was hoping to watch a nice game of staring at his arse and i had to stare at his MUCLES TOO? ~~~you only go to games to stare at his arse?!? ~~~~well not just his but its nice to be appreciative ~~~~~anyone who says they go to the game and doesn't stare at least once is a ******** liar ~fuuck if only he would strum me like that bass of his ~~so he'd only need two fingers? ~~~the way he plays he might only need one for me ~i cry whenever i hear him speak spanish ~~its russian for ******** have you ever heard him speak irish?? ~~~~THAT ******** KNOWS HOW MANY LANGUAGES?? ~~~~~giftedtongue ~~~~~~ALL YOU SINNER STAND UP SING HALLELUJAH [hallelujah chorus]
Tyler Blade ~this man loves us so much he keeps staying ~~gives a whole new meaning to eye candy ~~~how???? ~~~~idk mate just go with it ~i wanna why his names so edgelord but hes so soft and hot as hell ~~he's secretly a YA protagonist ~~~holyshit, can i be his mary sue ~~~~theyre called john does and get in ******** line
Zach Whitethorne ~HE'S WEARING EYELINER ~~look, logically speaking, one whitethorne had to turn ~~~plus we all would've died had it been ******** if that aint the truth ~i just want to suck his d**k and tell me i'm pretty ~~what was that ~~~*tell him he's pretty. damn autocorrect ~~~~YER USING A ******** QUILL ~hes got cute toes [kink detection ******** you if i wanna think about ******** toes i will ~~~how would these so called toes do the do? [diagrams] [venn diagram of whitethorne thots] ~i'm a whitethorne thot and proud ~~I'M A THOT AND I'M PROUD ~~~I'M UGLY AND I'M PROUD ~~~~bruv we don't teach that kinda self intolerance ~~~~~nooo its alike, a thing i swear [spongebob discourse attached]
Cel O'Madaidhin ~hes an elvin prince and i would burn every harvest to please him ~~fae ~~~he clear elf bruv ~~~~he's mischievious, hot, and chaotic. fae ~~~~~thats creature profiling! elves can be mischevious and chaotic! elf! ~~~~~~FAE ~~~~~~~ELF ~~~~~~~~FAE YOU ******** AND YOUR THE ******** we just agree we would sacrifice and offer our firstborn child to him? ~~~~~~~~~~~....truce
Ferdie Delacroix ~woo only 46 this year guys ~~someone beat out Borson ~~~that lucky b*****d ~~~~bet it was Bastian ~~~~~WE. WILL. NOT. ~SERIOUSLY I JUST. I JUST WANT TO TOUCH HIS FACE ~~that was almost soft ~~~i want to be his face his too ~~~~as long as his d**k aint we're fine ~~~~~his d**k def is ~~~~~~soft? ~~~~~~~long ~~~~~~~~holygeewillickersbatman ~he's such a family man ive seen how he adopts firsties ~~i'd adopt a million puppies if he wanted ~~~i meant kids ~~~~details mean little ~~~~~"Details Mean Little" <-name of his sex tape ~~~~~~HOW DARE. HE'D TREAT ME LIKE A GENT ~~~~~~~i bet he'd have candles and s**t. like rose petals ~~~~~~~~nah, sunflower petals. y'know. cuz your his sun or some precious s**t like that ~~~~~~~~~essential oils he made himself just for a massage ~~~~~~~~~~mine the earth for iron ore to build me a tub and fill it with the waters from islands thought loss ~~~~~~~~~~~or ya know bath salts but whatever man. same.
Kylian Marteau ~hes the french kid who hides in the library aint he? ~~he also plays the violin and is an ACTUAL ANGEL ~~~his accent is also hot as ******** bad he didn't go to beauxbatons ~~~~~eXCuSE yOU ~~~~~~they teach sword fighting there, can you even imagine how much hotter he'd be?!?? ~~~~~~~he's a divine pure angel who shouldn't do any type of fighting, i'll be his knight you heathens ~~~~~~~~and he shall have my sword ~~~~~~~~~AND MY BOW ~~~~~~~~~~AND MY AXE ~~~~~~~~~~~AND MY ******** RUINED it kyle [days without lord of the rings reduced to 0]
Nathaniel Ellerly ~if i say i voted for cats without even being in theater club, would that make me a creep? ~~i'm pretty sure all of us under his name did the same bruv ~~~rather be under him tho ~~~~you assume he a top?? ~~~~~well he's def switch material ~~~~~~you can still ride a b***h tho ~~~~~~~sideways him too ~~~~~~~~was that a whitethorne diagram? ~~~~~~~~~older. belonged to murdoch ~~~~~~~~~~gettin vintage in this b***h ~~~~~~~~~~~funnily enough that was another one
Sujin Cho ~he's like a sexy grumpy cat ~~i never want to see sexy and grumpy cat in the same sentence ever again ~~~bruh ~~~~GODFUKCINGDAMMIT [picture of grumpy cat in a sexy pose] ~honestly, its not as bad as i thought ~~WE. ARENOT. GOING. FURRY. ~~~bit too late for that bruv ~~~~we are not going PURPOSELY furry you mean ~~~~~or Puuurrrrrposely ;D [many many threats and depictions of violence]
Theo Ellis-Hall ~i'm gonna miss his cookies ~~his fudge ~~~his arse ~~~~that glorious glorious arse ~~~~~i like a well toned arse as much as the next but damm if i'm not gonna miss his scones ~~~~~~fucck i forgot his scones ~would batter still be edible if licked off another person? ~~i. this question hurts me ~~~as long as you don't add eggs its ******** afraid, hungry, and curious
Edgar Farquarson ~hes just. so ******** cute?? ~~there is a reason this list exists mate ~~~but hes like, illogically cute ~~~~are we talking Balder Borson illogical, Ferdie Delacroix illogical, or?? ~~~~~Kenneth Blake ******** don't even know that guy but feckin same ~~~~~~~~big mood ~~~~~~~~~what does that even mean????? [days without meme goes to -29]
Detch Horne ~is it safe ~~the fact that we have to ask that should be enough ~~~we have no proof his brother would sneak in just to see this ~~~~we have no proof he wouldn't either ~~~~~i'mgonnadieanyway I WANNA BOUNCE HIM ON MY KNEE ~~~~~~I WANT TO BEND HIM OVER ANDD...PICK UP HIS BOOKS ~~~~~~~YEAH! AND I WANT TO SUCK HIS LOLLIPOPS CUZ HE ALWAYS HAS THE BEST FLAVORS ~~~~~~~~the worst part is i can't tell if that last one is real or not ~~~~~~~~~i wouldn't try to
Barry Bautista ~ever since whitethorne left, we're stuck with hot bassists ~~you say this like a bad thing ~~~i like variety, sue me ~~~~its not what you know but how you use it ~~~~~thats like. two different things ~~~~~~but it still works so. point. ~i want to be bowser to his mario ~~you want to WAT ~~~i'll do anything for ******** sAME ~~~~~i'll fite that pink b***h i swear i will ~~~~~~fite all the princess bitches for him ~~~~~~~square up its a brawl then [picture of a square] ~youknowtheFUC.WAT.
Rhett Ye ~i want to hold his hand ~~look him deep in his eyes ~~~and feel the universe slow to a stop ~~~~~GET THAT SOFT s**t OUTTA HEERE ~~~~~~IF I CAN'T EXPRESS MYSELF HERE THAN WHERE ~~~~~~~he gotta point ~~~~~~~~and maybe let him choke me while do position 24 ~~~~~~~~~muuuchhh better
Posted: Mon Mar 25, 2019 9:02 pm
Tyler Blade ~HE'S STILL HERE?!???? ~~because theres at least one god who loves me ~he looks a tomato ~~pARDON ~~~bright ripe and tight ~~~~oh for a second i thought this was going to be wholesome, MY MISTAKE ~~~~~damn rite ur mistake ~~~~~~hey so, do you mean, overall, or..? ~~~~~~~[inserted drawing of "imagination rainbow] ~~~~~~~~i still don't get it ~~~~~~~~~he saw the d**k and turned him gay, pretty self explanatory to me
Cel O'Madaidhin ~the goblin king himself ~~uh EXCUSE THATS ******** i forget some of you poor bastards were sheltered ~~~~i like the fact that we can literally cross section a p***s but we throw out a race and its times out everywhere ~~~~~well ye, just cuz we're thirsty don't mean we're arseholes ~~~~~~we bleach arseholes in these parts ~i wanna see him eat a piece of cake ~~and suck the icing off his fork? maybe a little tongue play ~~~no you hooligan i just wanna see him have cake! ~~~~holy ******** mates i think we found a wholesome kink ~~~~~and maybe finger it ~~~~~~ITAKEITBACK
Jin Lee ~now there's a man i'd love to spank ~~i'd rather he do the spanking tbh ~~~he the type that'd feel bad and instead make you "think about your actions" ~~~~oh i'm thinkin of some actions alrite [insert y'all ******** need jesus meme] ~who is this jesus? is he hot? does he take requests? ~~does he do threesomes? is that why he's here?? [multiple depictions of hellfire]
Zachary Whitethorne ~THIS IS IT LADS ~~THE FINAL COUNTDOWN ~~~what did we even DO before there was a whitethorne or borson to thirst for? ~~~~thirst in absence ~~~~~did u mean "wuthering heights" ~~~~~~DIDIJUSTSEEALITERATUREMEME ~~~~~~~wht can i say, he brings out the poet in me ~~~~~~~~thats actually kinda sweet ~~~~~~~~~[depictions of how he can be used in order for the poetry to come forth] ~~~~~~~~~that..not so much [obligatory diagrams] ~~~~~~~~~~WHO THE EVERSHITTING ******** DECIDED TO DRAW ~~~~~~~~~~~i was confused about the angle in positon 3C ~he brought guyliner back to hogwarts and for that we should always be thankful ~~this is some srs sebastian blythe erasure and i won't stand for it ~~~well neither could borson after he was done wit him ~~~~FOR THELOVE OF MERLIN NO
DJ Shepard ~he certainly does make things...hard ~~r u fckn srs rite now mate ~~~i'm just saying he puts the d in dicking ~~~~i. i feel as though we've reached a point of no return ~~~~~thirsty puns, i've seen it all ~we could play lamb and shepherd all nite long if he wants ~~FURRY ~~~your point? ~~~~ugh finee, wolf vs lamb then ~~~~~that didn't make it any less furry but go off mate ~~~~~~think you meant GET off mate wink ~~~~~~~someone shank that guy i FCKN SWEAR ~~~~~~~~you can't ******** swear you already swore it happened already [small finger guns] ~~~~~~~~~~trolls? in my bathroom? more likely than you think [days without meme: -142]
Edric Nott ~bruh he don't talk like no nott ~~which is why he's sexy as ******** what kinda slang he'd yell in bed ~~~~he could call me a pissfarting wallaby and i'd just say "yes daddy" ~~~~~so much to unpack there, not enough time ~~~~~~now i'm concerned about the wallaby ~~~~~~~i'm more concerned over what kinda twink op is that nott's a daddy ~~~~~~~~i mean, if ya squint ~~~~~~~~~maybe choke yerself a lil ~~~~~~~~~~we're edging into some kink territory ~~~~~~~~~~~yea some edging while we're there too
Elijah Beaumont ~he stole something from me once ~~your heart? ~~~my favorite ink well. but ye that too ~he plays the flute too. a whole angel ~i've seen some of his doodles [d**k doodles] ~wow, didn't see that coming ~~neither will he
Sher Meadows ~HES SO ******** PRETTY ~~he looks like a ******** prince ~~~he IS ********' prince ~~~~he held the door for me a few times, it took allot not to swoon ~~~~~you better than me mate, i def swooned ~~~~~~ever made him blush? ~~~~~~~my heart couldn't handle that i'm weakk ~he made me start writing poetry ~~oh worm? [poem] ~i never knew there were so many different words for blue ~~or balls ~~~wonderful use of the word scrotum my dear scumbag ~~~~d'aw guys i'm blushing
Cian Quinlan ~perfect height ~~you'd have to be half giant for him for that to work ~~~i'm half giant where it counts ~~~~is...is it in your pants? ~~~~~ye? ~~~~~~is..it it yer butt ~~~~~~~DON'T TOUCH THE BUTT NEMO ~~~~~~~~DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO I'M TOUCHIN THE BUTT ~~~~~~~~~plz ask first ~~~~~~~~~~consent not cannot [confusion meme]
Detch Horne ~who the ******** keeps tempting fate ~~bruv his brother's been graduated tho ~~~YOU SAY THIS LIKE HE AINT GOT SPIES ~~~~[d**k caricature] ~~~~~vury nice but why ~~~~~~in case his spies want something nice to look at ~~~~~~~is it yours ~~~~~~~~it is not ~~~~~~~~~i felt a chill down my spine ~~~~~~~~~~*whispers* itsme ~~~~~~~~~~~CANCELED THIS WHOLE THREAD IS CANCELED
Will Hawthorne ~i can tell 'em apart now that hes got glasses ~~that still don't mean s**t ~~~tru but at least i know they both look hot in glasses ~~~~..fair ~dis b***h bilingual ~~nah thats his brother ~~~i heard him speaking spanish and had a spiritual awakening ~~~~nah, catch him speakin' that other language. i think it's french or something but like everytime it happens i ruin the water pressure in the dorm ~~~~~whats sad is i still can't tell who this is ~~~~~~its a collective problem now ~he's a rude sob ~~he called me a arseclown the other day and i said thanks smh ~~~maybe thats his way of flirting ~~~~i will become the best arseclown
Kylian Marteau ~who? ~~violin hottie ~~~ahhhh ~~~~i could give him something bigger to play with ~~~~~you longer than 33 cm mate? ~~~~~~hard or soft? ether way that thing should be classified ~~~~~~~as a weapon? ~~~~~~~~a ******** tourist attraction ~~~~~~~~~either or really ~i just wanna sit and listen to him speak french you know? ~~sit where ~~~on his d**k of course why even ask?? ~~~~he the type to make sure you comfy tho. like he'd have a cushion charm and everything ~~~~~a ******** gent ~~~~~~quite literally ye
Quinn Conri-Dechering ~quiet but cute ~~he looks like he could recite monologues about how beautiful my eyes are ~~~he's the brooding YA protagonist every girl desires ~~~~i aint a girl but same ~i wonder what colors i could make him turn ~~well he's always turning me blue so ~i've never been one for americans but hot damn his accent ~~its the same as the guy who runs the ********, what about the grocer guy ~~~~ARE ALL AMERICANS ******** HOT AS s**t ~~~~~~it must be in the water ~~~~~~~with our tea ~~~~~~~~TOO SOON ~~~~~~~~~ITS BEEN OVER 300 YEARS????
Ariel Nolan ~he's got this face. y'know? ~~i'd be a tad worried if he didn't ~~~nolook, his face he's just. hes ******** adorable alright! ~~~~agreed. 12/10 would cuddle ~~~~~i'd let him be the big spoon if it made him happy ~~~~~~i'd be delighted to be the little spoon the f** ~i heard he actually volunteers at puppy shelters ~~cute sonuvabitch ~~~he once lent me a quill and then let me have it. 200 days later and i'm still in love ~~~~him or the quill ~~~~~its a ******** nice quill if we're talking ~i've literally never seen someone whos the human personification of a blanket ~~L I T E R A L L Y T H O ~would it be classified assault if i shrunk myself and burrowed into his pockets to never be seen again? ~~i'm worried, but more so for when he finds out. he's gonna worry to death ~~~shiturite, i can't do that to him
Jackson Hawthorne ~he winked at me the other day and my balls dropped again ~~he once shot a finger gun at me and i literally felt attacked ~~~he told me i looked cute and i nearly fell off the staircase ~~~~hes ******** dangerous ~~~~~idc how dangerous his ******** are i'll wait my turn ~he shaves his legs and idk what to do with this information ~~sharing is caring ~~~his legs are the 8th wonder of the wold ~~~~he could choke me with them and i'd be happy they were touching me ~~~~~ya know there are easier ways ~~~~~~i figure choking was more enjoyable than him standing on me ~~~~~~~blocked
Awstin Tittensor ~the kid that snapped? ~~he could snap me in half any time ~~~its always the cray ones ~~~~ah yes, the Lillantine Effect ~~~~pretty sure it was a thing before his thot a** ~~~~~and what a great a** it is ~he glared at me last week and i nutted ~~he either powerful or you got suck stamina ~~~my suck stamina is great how dare you ~~~~i....
Blair Lockwood ~and risk his brother? no thanks ~~threesome ~~~they're. RELATED. ~~~~...twosome ~~~~~i demand IQ tests be done prior thirsting ~~~~~~this be damn empty then ~i just want to breathe the air near him ~~thats some new age kink if i ever heard ~~~NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE KINKY ~~~~bruv you just said you wanted to breathe the air near him ~~~~~which is CREEPY not KINKY ~~~~~~thats. that supposed to be better?! [does not compute meme]
Whitney Prescott ~his hair is like a cloud and i wanna pet it ~~i wanna pet him ~~~i learned the sign for d**k just for him ~~~~did you do it? ~~~~~he sent me a bunch of signs i'm 98% certain didn't mean yes ~~~~~~i'm still holding out for that 2% tho [salute caricatures] ~~~~~~~a true visionary
London Ellis ~HE'S SUCH A ******** d**k ~~and yet? ~~~HES A d**k I'D LIKE TO ******** we go ~i bet his hair gives good leverage ~his arse looks great when he's flying too ~~yo you know who his mom is right? its in his ******** genes ~~~i've saluted his arse before and i'll continue until my dying day ~~~~i've willingly slipped in the hall to get a better glimpse of that arse ~~~~~its just a ******** arse you gais ~~~~~~you obvi haven't seen it without the robes ~~~~~~~oh holy mary mother of GOD ~~~~~~~~aint nothin holy about that a** ~~~~~~~~~i'm mad how mathmatically perfect it is ~~~~~~~~~~explain?? [diagrams of circumference of said a**] ~the only time i'll ever say it: thank merlin for math
Issac Whitethorne [the name has been scratched out and re-written numerous times] ~alright who the ******** is doing this ~~he's 15 i checked and everything ~~~but he's a 4th??? ~~~~he older than everyone, no worries i checked ~~~~~this is weird, but i feel somewhat restored in our humanity that we were concerned about his age ~~~~~~~b***h i aint no ***** you can't spoil my faith ~WE STILL GOT ONE LADS ~~dem ******** genes i swear ~~~obvi they got ******** genes otherwise there wouldn't be so many of them ~~~~but like do he got chance whitethorne ******** genes or zeph whitethorne ******** genes ~~~~~ohno i guess..we'll just have...to experiment ~~~~~~ITS NOT BEING A HOE IF ITS SCIENCE
Jin Lee ~raise your hand if you’ve ever wept over his a** ~~his arse, his thighs, his smile.. ~~~he takes cry me a river to a whole new meaning ~~~~i’m telling, you could bounce a galleon off that thing ~is it bad i get off on his being a prefect ~~i’m already regretting, explain ~~~he discipline ~~~~in what world would he be a dom???? ~~~~~i didn’t say dom, he could be a powerbottom ~~~~~~oh his bottom got power alright [days without puns reverts to 0]
Issac Whitethorne ~TWO MORE YEARS TIL D-DAY ~~merlin what did we even DO without a whitehtorne before?? ~~~each other [multiple shock faces] [some scribbled out owl addresses] ~~~~alright i’ma say it, IF ANY OF YOU HOES GETTIN SOME AND NOT SHARING THATS A PROBLEM ~since prescott’s graduating we’ll get to see his arse in gear next year ~~omph, the whitethorne gene is ******** fertile is what you mean ~~~~as we’ve discussed, mpreg is unfortunately not a thing richard ~~~~~uNfOrTuNaTeLy??? [days without meme -213]
Cel O'Madaidhin ~alright which one of you thots screamed daddy at the feast ~~listen richard, we only got one chance and no one wanted to waste it ~~~HES THE HEAD BOY WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAYY ~~~~WE COULD ONLY HOLD IT IN FOR SO LONG ~~~~~A C C U R A T E O N S O M A N Y L E V E L S [depiction of Cel with a royal robe and crown showing him king of head] ~who’s gonna be the one to owl lillantine he’s been replaced? ~~i heard he dead ~~~be a thot get shot ~~~~well damn we all on borrowed time then
Edric Nott ~how. is he such a gent but a dom at the same time??? ~~there was borson, mcgregor, blythe, delacroix, bautista,... ~~~drage ~~~~we. ARE NOT BRINGING BACK PROFESSORS FOR THE LAST TIME ~~~~~STOP STIFLING MY EROTICISM YOU DON’T CONTROL ME OR MY d**k ~~~~~~betcha nott could with a look ~~~~~~~think he’s taking applications? [multiple applications depicting the person’s usefulness] ~hey so, anonymous #4, you single? ~~b r u v
Cian Quinlan ~i almost tried out for quidditch when i heard he was captain this year ~~what stopped you?? ~~~he can’t fly ~~~~i’m a puff ~~~~~aint we all [dumbarsery award recipient] ~he’s just so smol ~~not in the way it counts ~~~we only take fax and receipts ~~~~i only know what one of those are ~~~~~gd second gens i swear ~~~~~~lets just say, i know why he makes a good beater ~~~~~~~wouldn’t that hurt tho [an “oh sweetie” meme] [days without meme: -247]
William Bennett ~i feel like i could convert him ~~if the thots he hang around can’t what makes you so special ~~~listen, i got bde, i can take this! ~~~~he’s also got bde, thats what makes him hot [diagram of unstoppable force vs immovable object] ~ok but counter: i suck his d**k first ~~HoW iS tHaT a CoUnTeR ~~~his d**k will be smaller [facepalm memes] [days without meme: -250]
Quinn Conri-Dechering ~his accent gets my d**k hard ~~well good morning to you too ~~~good morning, good evening, my d**k is hard because quinn goddamn southern pretty boy decided to say something in class ~i wanna see how far his blush can go ~~i mean he a meta so prolly pretty far ~~~wonder how kinky he can go with that ~~~~what like, a purple d**k? ~~~~~the truth of the eggplant emoji ~~~~~~what about a green d**k?! ~~~~~~~give a whole new meaning to Hulk Smash ~~~~~~~~fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell [deliberations over if this was a pun]
Blair Lockwood ~my twink sense is tingling ~~not the only thing that tingles when i see him ~~~you should get that checked mate ~he radiates bby boi sydrome ~~you just wanna tuck him into bed ~~~read him a bedtime story ~~~~give him some warm milk ~~~~~from my d**k ~~~~~~honestly that lasted longer than i thought gj everyone ~~~~~~~tbf, when i said tuck in i meant after we ******** stand corrected ~~~~~~~~~he wouldn’t be tho ~~~~~~~~~~SCREECH
London Ellis ~lads, i saw the pearly the gates with this one ~~ohjeeves, whatcha see ~~~abs ~~~~oh WORM ~~~~~ok so? lotta these guys got abs ~~~~~~mymistake, allow me to explain [picture of glistening abs with what looks to be a waterfall in the background] ~i’m impressed ~~the pic or the abs ~~~both??? ~~~~he’s got a helluva imagination i’ll give him that ~~~~~nah, i got that from the lake ~~~~~~....there’s a WATERFALL??? ~~~~~~~b***h i can’t have creative control?! ~~~~~~~~i’m more pressed if these pics are available for sale [bidding wars commence]
Jack Hawthorne ~he’s an arse ~~he’s got a mighty fine one agreed ~~~sure your not thinking of his twin? ~~~~N O P E. HE KNOWS WHY HE’S AN ARSE ~~~~~well don’t hold it in share with the class ~~~~~~so i was in class minding my business and i hear something from under the desk and look down and LOW AND BEHOLD ITS THIS ARSE and he just says his quill fell and sent me a wink and i haven’t been right with the lord since ~~~~~~~ohhhhhhhhhhhwhatanarse ~~~~~~~~IFKR ~~~~~~~~~noo i was agreeing with the second guy, he’s got a great arse. you sir were blessed ~~~~~~~~~~the lord is my shepherd and all i want is his arse in my bed amen ~~~~~~~~~~~IM NOT EVEN CLOSE TO CHRIST AND I KNOW THATS WRONG ~~~~~~~~~~~~bitchwhosaidchrist
Shui Quan ~idk whats sexier, him or his food ~~um. he is ADORABLE. you will keep your dirty thoughts away from him and his food [one cannot simply meme] ~you can only choose one for the rest of your life: cronch his food or his arse ~~50/50 ~~~can i phone a friend ~~~~i have one get out of jail free card i’d like to play ~~~~~draw four pick another color alex
Whitney Prescott ~i learned sign language for this ho ~~i think we all have ~~~i took a class tho ~~~~laammee there’s a guy on the second floor who was tutoring for free ~~~~~EX-CUSE ~can we appreciate that we took a course just basically yell “you’re pretty” at him? ~~wait, how does that one go?? [picture of bsl motion for pretty] ~ohh, i’ve been doing it wrong ~~oh ho? [picture of bsl motion for suck] ~w e l l t h e n ~~INMYDEFENSE he grinned and i think he said he was flattered?? ~~~what did you follow it with?!? [picture of bsl motion for d**k] ~yOU WERE OFFERING FOR HIM TO SUCK YOUR d**k IN PUB-LIC ~~well actuaLLY it was his for HIS d**k so- ~~~he’s horny AND thoughtful richard!
Nico Lovette ~i literally just wanna take him to bed and cuddle ~~bet he's mad comfy too ~~~he's a meta so he could be the big or lil spoon so you're always comfy ~~~~90/10 better than a damn tempurpedic ~he's got big uwu energy ~~i'm sorry but the actual ******** is that ~~~uwu i'm sowwy is you upset ~~~~OH ******** NO ~~~~~i never thought we'd have something worse than the damn furries [many depictions of crosses and hellfire]
Parker Soyinka ~he makes me feel special ~~its the way he just...y’know?? ~~~yea! and how he looks at you like you’re the only one he’s talking to ~~~~when he touches your hand and you feel sparks ~~~~~have you gotten a hug yet mate? i’ve literally never felt safer or harder in my whole life ~i’d let him use me like a bed ~~for granted? ~~~you take that deep s**t somewhere else ~~~~xcuse. I might to say [diagrams of ways you can sleep upon a bed] ~better ~~the ********, i’ve been doing 8 all wrong then ~~~[steps in which to accomplish the 8th position] ~~~~idk, does anyone know if he’s flexible? ~~~~~its cute you think he’d be the bottom ~~~~~~n-n-NANI
Will Hawthorne ~he’s gotten cockier and idk if this is a good or bad thing ~~how is getting cockier ever a bad thing?!?? ~~~nono bae, it didn’t get bigger ~~~~nvm then ~catch me getting dehydrated watching him at games ~~we’re guzzling water for our health and sanity but all from the wrong source ~~~i’d rather be guzzling something else ~~~~yOu BeTteR sTaHp ~~~~~god that ones ancient ~~~~~~an oldie but a goodie ~~~~~~~is that what he’d say about you? ~~~~~~~~LITERALLY SHUT UP ~~~~~~~~~i’d honestly cry if he called me a good boy ~~~~~~~~~~thats almost wholesome [“i don’t think you know what that word means” meme] [days without meme: -258]
Elijah Beaumont [wanted sign depicting Elijah] ~lemme guess. an inkwell? ~~and my ******** sanity i swear ~~~i literally watched him swipe a quill and all i could feel was jealousy for the damn quill ~~~~it got into his pants faster than we ever will ~~~~~LI S TEN ~he also plays the flute which literally makes him the pied piper ~~i would def follow him to my destruction so same ~~~idk bruv, didn’t he like. take the kids to a land of happiness and no responsibility?? i want that ~~~~and a d**k down ~~~~~~well yea but i thought it was implied
Ariel Nolan ~an actual angel ~~he makes me guilty i beat off but not guilty enough to stop ~~~so like a fallen angel ~i heard he even made the giant squid blush ~~he once walked past this bush in herbology and i swear it bloomed just from him smiling at it ~~~he told me bless you in german once and i didn’t know whether to nut or blush so i did both ~~~~at the same time bro? ~~~~~it was an odd experience. not sure i’d like to do it again. 100% would tho [“god i wish that were me” meme]
Heath Fallrein ~i like a nice bad boy ~~that’s...actually what he is tho??? ~~~yea i’ve only seen him get in trouble for being places he’s not supposed to be ~~~~i bet the sex would be mad kinky in one hiding spots he got ~~~~~he could take exhibitionism to a whole new height [days without puns revert to 0] ~merlin now he’s a bad boy with authority ~~and his dad’s a lawyer so you know he’d get off ~~~imean thats kinda the point tho right? ~~~~B O I
Posted: Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:44 pm
Nico Lovette ~WE GOT ANOTHER LOVETTE ~~THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FORTOLD [bets being placed on first sightings of eyeliner and fishnets] ~~~i’ve made my peace with satan a long time ago but c’mon god, be a pal and let him be a thot too ~~~~i heard hes adopted tho ~~~~~thot is learned not genetic ~~~~~~please god let him be a fast learner ~~~~~~~i’m willing to not go to hogsmeade for a year to donate a pair of platform heels ~~~~~~~~i just never thought i’d see lovette thot progression in my own timeline ~~~~~~~~~#blessed ~~~~~~~~~~why is there a pound sign here ~~~~~~~~~~~press like to charge reblog to cast ~~~~~~~~~~~~w h a t [discussions and threats about introducing tumblr witchcraft to hogwarts]
Gideon Edgeworth ~so no one was gonna talk about the actual 18th century angel sculpture walking around? ~~he gives new context to weeping angels ~~~im ******** weeping alright ~~~~i’d rather make him weep ~~~~~uh… ~~~~~~from his d**k i mean ~~~~~~~ahh ~~~~~~~~yessiree thot and semen asunder but we draw the line at nonconsensual bdsm ~~~~~~~~~the way god intended ~~~~~~~~~~as a good ole irish catholic, that’s what god intended
Issac Whitethorne ~whoever put up the how many days till countdown is a b*****d and i hate you ~~make every day count lads ~~~anyone in the market for premium arse pics? ~~~~not the way i would’ve done it but good on ya ~~~~~you think i could get him to autograph it? ~~~~~~Zach did so maybe ~he’s got really pretty eyes ~~pretty hands too ~~~cheekbones sharp enough to cut a b***h in half ~~~~its almost disgusting how hot he and his family are ~~~~~it’s only disgusting if you swallow [“you got me there” meme] [days without meme: -447]
Iggy Hepburn ~he’s a bit of a nut job ~~i mean if he offered i wouldn’t be here ~~~bruv take a number [surprisingly decent picture of a ticket machine] ~~~~every year i’m somehow surprised how talented you pervs are ~~~~~in more ways than one i’d like to think ~i heard he plays guitar ~~i’m getting. REAL sick and tired of cute boys and guitars ~~~uh sir, your opinions are neither universal nor recipricated ~~~~how does one say “fancy burn”? ~~~~~flambé? ~~~~~~roasted ~~~~~~~fancy burned? ~~~~~~~~you sir are a goddamn genius
Jonah Lane ~bruv done sprouted the past year ~~same could be said of other things ~~~i think you should see a nurse about that ~~~~i am a grower and i’m NOT ASHAMED ~~~~~speakingof. guess whos a shower? ~~~~~~a shower? ~~~~~~~i’ll take a cold one thanks guv ~~~~~~~~SHOW-ER ~~~~~~~~~ohhhhh ~~~~~~~~~~OHHHHHHHHH ~~~~~~~~~~~^exactly what i said when i saw it ~~~~~~~~~~~~ican’ttakeit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~NO ONE SAY. ANYTHING ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~but its so easy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~like us! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~i’ve never felt more welcomed and disgusted
Blair Lockwood ~my daily reminded that anime nosebleeds are indeed a thing ~~dunno what any of that means but the mood? Same ~~~i’ve never gone to the library this much my entire school career until this dude showed up ~~~~if you come tues-thurs we meet by the back wall with snacks and binoculars ~~~~~that sounds sketchy as hell. i’ll bring the butterbeer ~~~~~~you guys are brave as hell with his twin always hovering like a damn bat ~~~~~~~the fear makes it worthwhile ~he reminds me of one of those fairy princes ~~save him and he’ll be your husband ~~~or you can save him and you’ll be his slave ~~~~either way what bliss
Chanda Giese-Dunbar ~he looks way too good in a skirt ~~he makes me feel calm but i also want to throw him over a ******** me now hes doing yoga ~~~~~he a flexi boi ~~~~~~”flexi-peep” we respect gender identity ~~~~~~~....then should they be here? ~~~~~~~~i asked, it’s cool ~~~~~~~~~yOU ASKED ~~~~~~~~~~HIS PRONOUNS GAH, HE/HIM/THEY WE’RE GOOD ~~~~~~~~~~~though he also said he’s flattered ~~~~~~~~~~~~dafdjakld [days without meme: -523]
Cyrille LeBeau ~this pretty ******** here ~~i literally can’t look at him without weeping from all eyes ~~~how many ya got? ~~~~think about it ~~~~~*whispers* itshisdick ~~~~~~WELL NOW I’LL NEVER KNOW ~he blew a kiss to me once and i made a house elf cry ~~gonna need more context ~~~i held it close to my heart, which was basically my shirt, so i didn’t want it washed, so i would hide it from the elves, and they thought i was talking s**t about their housework, and when i started carrying it with me everywhere they found me and started blubbering about how they’ll do better ~~~~bro, and i mean this with care, wat the ******** part was its not even my shirt ~~~~~~I DONT EVEN WANNA KNOW ~~~~~~~*raises hand curious*
Heath Fallrein ~why is he so buff?! What the actual ******** all that climbing into places he shouldn’t ~~~he could climb me any day ~~~~i wanna be used by him to practice lifting ~~~~~ngl, i kinda stop paying attention after used” ~~~~~~his after care is prolly incredible ~in titantic, he’d make sure there was room on the raft ~~YOU’RE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT
Kameron Hepburn ~which one is this one again? ~~he got the blonde highlights ~~~ahh, its britney b***h twin ~~~~he can hit me baby any day [a discussion of the still current relevance of Britney Spears] ~he’s a bit of a d**k for being a puff ~~the tougher the nut the tastier ~~~you speaking from experience? ~~~~god but i wish
Parker Soyinka ~like god damn him for being so nice ~~he literally gives me the warm and fuzzies when i nut ~~~i-you know wat good on you ~~~~ehhh it dried real crusty actually ~~~~~NOPE ~his hugs are like magic ~~considering where we go to school… ~~~i was blessed with a shoulder touch a few weeks ago and was never madder we didn’t live in a nudist society ~~~~gods above, i don’t think i’d survive ~~~~~but think of the freedom! ~~~~~~it’d take the fun out of imagining tho ~~~~~~~that just sounds like you don’t have a good imagination ~~~~~~~~what’s left to imagine ~~~~~~~~~i feel bad for your partners if all the fun is gone once you’re both naked ~~~~~~~~~~why would both of us be naked ~~~~~~~~~~~and JUST like that, i have a new kink [kink alarm sounded]
Will Bennett ~with how angry he looks on a regular basis, i wonder what he looks like when he nuts ~~prolly still pissed ~~~idunno, i saw him crack a smile once ~~~~who died? ~~~~~nah i think one of his housemates tripped or something ~~~~~~so if i tripped onto his d**k?? ~~~~~~~that….would be an amazing feat ~~~~~~~~gather round thots daddy’s gotta plan [constructed plans] ~he’s got hella thick forearms ~~the better to beat you with ~~~gee i hope so ~~~~i heard he’s actually decent when he turns you down ~~~~~great, now i’m hard and soft
London Ellis ~WE COULDA HAD A SHOT ~~dammit we should’ve known with his cousin that he was a hidden freak ~~~THINK OF ALL THE CLOSETS WE COULD’VE SHARED ~~~~ok, i’ll do it, what are y’all mad at today ~~~~~this lil b***h experimenting and didn’t have the decency call a ho ~~~~~~as mad as we are i will not tolerate slander of any kind, that b***h aint lil ~~~~~~~WHICH JUST PISSES ME OFF FURTHER THANKS [many scribbles of adele’s lyrics to rolling in the deep] ~of course it’d be that thot lebeau ~~bro i’d pay big bucks to be a fly on that wall ~~~i forget a fly, i’m wondering menage troi ~~~~all that arse ~~~~~all that hair ~~~~~~too late, my time has come ~~~~~~~sends shivers down my spine body’s aching all the time ~~~~~~~~ok srsly, we’re not with this song ~~~~~~~~~freddie would’ve understood, guaranteed
Shui Quan ~he could f** me then make me breakfast in the morning, an all around great time ~~you mean f** in the punitive sense right? ~~~i. don’t think you know what that word means ~~~~he could have me with pancakes is what i meant ~~~~~w-with? ~~~~~~clearly you’ve never harnessed the power of maple syrup ~~~~~~~that sounds uncomfortable ~~~~~~~~so does walking around with blueballs but you thots do it all day ~i just wanna kiss his buns ~~you gotta toast them first ~~~you’re so right, i must treat them the way i would like to be treated ~~~~loved? ~~~~~pounded ~~~~~~i forgot where i was my mistake
Jackson Hawthorne ~all i want for christmas is two seconds under the mistletoe ~~in a closet ~~~and new ******** same ~the d**k nearly had me fail an exam ~~ooo, how so? ~~~i was brewing my potion just fine and then he brushed past me and smirked and i threw the wrong leaves in and nearly melted my whole cauldron ~~~~theliteraldick ~~~~~but was it worth it? ~~~~~~12/10 would fail again
Vincent Cloutier ~big boi ~~larg boi ~~~hevy mang ~~~~chonker donker ~~~~~i’d like to chonk his donk ~~~~~~i just want him to sit on my face ~~~~~~~.....you’d die ~~~~~~~~but what a way to go ~you ever think he’s just too nice for slytherin? ~~there’s plenty of nice people in the pit! ~~~there’s uh ~~~~um ~~~~~er ~~~~~~.....whitethorne? ~~~~~~~and this pretty hunk ~~~~~~~~he is literally a pretty hunk of ******** if this is him now imagine when he’s fully grown ~~~~~~~~~~i think of it every nite i fail getting into the prefect bath ~~~~~~~~~~~op show your location [days without meme: -409]
Quinn Conri-Dechering ~all rise for the pledge ~~i pledge allegiance to his arse ~~~and a d**k that could possibly crack a walnut ~~~~and to the fantasies to which they add ~~~~~many nuts hidden from god in freezing showers ~~~~~~with liberty and justice from kinkshame ~~~~~~~its says allot so many of us were willing to learn a pledge from a colony we used to rule ~~~~~~~~dunno about you mate but i’m scottish ~~~~~~~~~irish ~~~~~~~~~~welsh ~~~~~~~~~~~i don’t even like the queen all that much if we’re being honest
Ariel Nolan ~he makes me want to be a better person which is weird when i’m trying to peek at his a** ~~he was raising money for some charity thing and i donated some change and literally the smile he gave me was nearly enough for me to nut right there ~~~he makes you nut from the heart yo ~~~~thats some beautiful type s**t ~i heard him speak russian. The actual audacity ~~is he asking how my day is? Is he cursing my grandmother? Idunno, i’m just hard and angry ~~~hard and angry, title of you sex tape
Cian Quinlan ~i just want to pinch his cheeks and slap his a** at the same time ~~you can do anything you put your mind to. or your d**k ~~~thank you thot jesus ~how can so much hotness be contained into such a small package ~~its not the size of the whale but the motion of the ocean ~~~a whale you say? ~~~~there should be an equation for this sorta thing ~~~~~height by length by girth by tingle ~~~~~~tingle? ~~~~~~~look him in the eyes when he ********% good boi
Elijah Beaumont ~i have a haiku if you guys don’t mind ~~no judgement zone dude ~~~face full of beauty, a smile that warms my heart, please give back my s**t ~~~~*wipes tears* inspirational ~i wouldn’t mind the thievery if he ******** took me too ~~i wouldn’t mind it if it ******** made sense! who the ******** steal a broken quill?! ~~~why were you carrying around a broken quill ~~~~i broke it when he bent over ~~~~~*bangs gavel* we find no fault
Wilson Hawthorne ~hes been killing me this season with all his extra practice ~~do i buy quidditch magazines just to have an excuse to watch? maybe so ~~~he’s trying to go pro and so are we ~~~~i got yelled at for making a sign cheering for him at games ~~~~~different house? ~~~~~~and i’m a reserve ~~~~~~~listen when the dickin is good ~~~~~~~~BUT. IS IT. ~~~~~~~~~would we all be here if it wasn’t? ~~~~~~~~~~would we all be here if we were getting it? ~~~~~~~~~~~yes because bragging rights ~~~~~~~~~~~~when you right you right
Kendall Saunders ~do...they count? ~~excluding an arse like this is punishable by the geneva convention ~~~wasn't that about war crimes? ~~~~MY POINT EXACTLY ~no but like, wasn't he a she sometime before ~~the earth was flat, people ate mud, madonna was current, people ******** change just accept that you'd still tap that and move on ~~~oh i never said i /wouldn't/ just asking a question ~~~~i care not of the technicalities just that whatever they got i'm willing to be smacked by it ~~~~~~a tru romantic if i ever saw one
Issac Whitethorne ~ok i'll admit it was pretty goddamn impressive but WHEN DID YOU GUYS HAVE THE TIME ~~we planned in the summer. took a few weeks to agree on a song but after it was pretty easy ~~~it was easy to practice and perform an acapella version of when you're gone by the cranberries?? ~~~~at the welcome feast no less ~~~~~i mean it was either that or bono ~~~~~~you chose well ~i've written a eulogy for his graduation if you guys don't mind? ~~it's not a funeral??? ~~~you're right its worse ~~~~'We are all gathered here today in remembrance of the dearly departed d**k of one Issac Whitethorne, last of the Whitethorne clan for who knows how long until the next wave of godlike genetics. We shall remember him first and foremost for his kindness, for his grace, and for the bulge in his uniform pants that even a robe could not contain. With Gods Eternal Grace he leaves this place of learning not just as a graduate but as the end of a period within these halls, but merely a comma in his life. For surely there will be more thirsty dicks that shall follow him for he is a beautious oasis our parched lives. Amen' ~~~~~[meme: *wipes a tear* inspirational] [days without meme: -532]
Nico Lovette ~why was this part wet! ~~pleasesaysikepleasesaysikepleasesaysike ~~~ITS MY TEARS YOU UNCOUTH HEATHEN ~~~~ohthankvishnu ~~~~~vishnu? ~~~~~~god left this place long ago ~when is the next generation supposed to plague our lives? ~~wayyy after we're gone i bet ~~~don't say that too loud, that fam is prone for surprises ~~~~GEE I HOPE THERES NOT ANOTHER LOVETTE WAITING IN THE WINGS [collections of "wishes"] ~idunno what i'm gonna miss more watching that a** in quidditch or watching that a** in class ~~how do you study? ~~~how do i what ~~~~hows that repeat year doin fer ya ~~~~~fine how'd you know???
Christopher Avery ~another level of "baby face hot bod" connundrum ~~i want to pinch his cheeks but also, i wanna pinch his cheeks ~~~the boy got biceps i almost choked when i saw him in short sleeves ~~~~i wouldn't mind choking on something else ~he's such a consumate gryff, i bet i could dare him to suck my d**k and he'd do it ~~god i wish all lions were that easy ~~~trust, some of us are. the rest just have standards ~~~~dare you to say that to my d**k ~~~~~NAME A TIME AND PLACE b***h
Iggy Hepburn ~i've never wanted to shoot rope on a sunflower before meeting this man ~~well happy tuesday to you too ~~~he does sorta remind you of a sunflower don't he? ~~~~bright, tall, instantly gives the feeling of warmth from just a gaze, thicc ~~~~~are we really gonna have to bring out the Thicc Chart again because this ain't it bruv ~~~~~~howmanytimesdowehavetohavethisdiscussion. WHERE IT AT. POINT IT OUT ~~~~~~~~RECEIPTS BITCHES [multiple pictures] ~~~~~~~~~i refuse to question how these came about i'm just going to appreciate the artistry. bravo good sir ~~~~~~~~~~for whoever is taking them i'd like them back they are part of a private collection and i own limited copies ~~~~~~~~~~~do you take barters? ~~~~~~~~~~~~.....do tell [multiple trade requests]
Aldrick Knapp ~he puts the big d**k in big d**k energy ~~how do you know ~~~cuz he acts like a d**k ~~~~oh. well thats underwhelming ~~~~~and his girth is nothing to sneeze at either ~we like an artistic soul with a sadistic streak ~~bet the sex is kinky as feck ~~~forget paint me like a french girl, paint me like a jason polluck ~~~~a dicasso if you will
Cyrille LeBeau ~i know we joke about pregnancy but no, i swear i think i am ~~how so? ~~~nauseous, sweaty, horny as ********, tender nipples ~~~~except for the n****e thing that sounds like puberty ~~~~~im sorry we're just gonna ignore the HOW of this supposed pregnancy??? ~~~~~~i'm sorry. would you like a play by play? ~~~~~~~Uh dot dot dot, ******** pages of pwp] ~the worst part about this is knowing this sly sexy ******** prolly really is that kinky ~~and flexible ~~~at the same damn time ~~~~a tru king ~~~~~i really want to know if what happened on page six can actually happen asking for a friend ~~~~~~is the friend you ~~~~~~~no its the friend currently tied up in the shower we really didn't think this thru ~~~~~~~~BOI [original author has now added "attempt at own risk" to pwp]
Jonah Lane ~god i haven't thought a reporter was sexy since peter benjamin parker ~~you mean spiderman ~~~LEARN HOW TO SAY 'SPOILER' YOU CRETIN ~~~~but srsly, its scary how similar he is to peter parker ~~~~~shy cute dorks who got sexy overnight ~~~~~~always interested in truth and justice ~~~~~~~arses you could bounce a galleon off of ~~~~~~~~looks good in spandex ~~~~~~~~~i don't think we've seen lane in any spandex??? ~~~~~~~~~~i've got a pretty good imagination. trust me. he was born for spandex ~~~~~~~~~~~pics or it didn't happen [illustrations of jonah in different spiderman attires] ~the spidey maids outfit was a bit out there but ultimately a nice touch. 4/5 stars ~~the feather duster shoots out the webbing ~~~6/5 stars
Xavier Talbot ~he's so *clenches fist* nice ~~its almost disgusting aint it ~~~just lusting after him makes me feel like a halfway decent person. and then i orgasm and its back to the shame ~~~~big oof ~ok so, vibe check? ~~accepted ~~~is it wrong to imagine being spanked by his prosthetic? ~~~~check redacted ~~~~~CHECK REINSTATED
Gideon Edgeworth ~i'm willing to take a chance on that whole ginger myth just to suck his d**k ~~i know i shouldn't but. what? ~~~you know on account of them not having souls and s**t ~~~~whats that got to do with his d**k?? ~~~~~i wanna suck the soul right outta him ~~~~~~badumdumtss [general consensus of boos drawn] ~does anyone else get daydreams about him? ~~praytell ~~~well not allot of praying but some begging here or there in mine ~~~~mine he's always in leather leaning seductively against a bookshelf like some brainy hoodlum ~~~~~he studies ahead of the lesson just because ~~~~~~he lends you his notes and doesn't ask for them back because he made copies ~~~~~~~he studies in the middle of the gryffindor common room ~~~~~~~~he's...not even in that house??? ~~~~~~~~~exactly ~~~~~~~~~~i've literally never felt my heart warm and my pants tighten at the same time
Leiland Holt ~angel face, heathen mouth ~~i actually clutched my pearls like an old maid the first time i heard him say ******** you wonder what he says in bed ~~~~if its filthier than what i've overheard i may not last ~YO. OFF GROUNDS ~~SAYS?? ~~~DO YOU KNOW WHO HIS FATHER IS???? ~~~~is this a rhetorical question or have i literally met his da? ~~~~~HOLT OH SHIIIITE ~~~~~~HE HAD A KID?? ~~~~~~~he ruined a perfectly respectable twink he did. look at him he's got anxiety [days without meme: -547]
Shui Quan ~WHY ARE ALL THE CUTE ONES GRADUATING ~~my d**k bout to be dry as hell these next few years tf ~~~the moisture missing from my pants have come up to my eyes as tears, he shall be missed ~~~~i got the sentiment behind it but god never talk like that again ~he just smells amazing ~~IM SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY ******** SAID IT ~~~who getting close enough to catch a wiff?? ~~~~i've been in this cute arse's classes since first year and i swear i was going ******** CRAZY wondering where this good arse smell was coming from and LOW AND ******** BEHOLD we have to partner up for something and its HIM. MY d**k AND HEART HAD AN HONEST TO GOD BATTLE ON WHICH ONE WAS BOUT TO BURST FIRST ~~~~~~agatha christie who? i don't know her ~~~~~~~no seriously who is she
Chanda Giese-Dunbar ~they're trying to kill me and it's working ~~a yoga club. truly the greatest and worst thing to ever happen to my libido ~~~and when he wears the crop top? glorious ~~~~i've never been fully awake for any class that happens before 9am but after one sunrise yoga session i'm a believer ~~~~~in early mornings? ~~~~~~that sex can make a man do anything ~he ties his hair up in this lil bun thing when he concentrates and my heart pops a boner every time ~~when they tuck?? a piece?? behind a ear?? boner ~~~when he bites his lip when studying? double boner ~~~~he gave out little papers of encouragement to the fifth years taking owls this year and i swear i was basically a walking erection the entire day ~~~~~they put the heart in hard on ~~~~~~but...there's no e?? ~~~~~~~oh so thats what you wanna focus on
August Li ~he the guy you call daddy during sex and then somehow ends up taking a parental role in your life ~~rocks your world one night and the next hes calling asking if you've given any thought to the future ~~~day one, suck his d**k. day two, he's helping you organize a portfolio ~~~~day three is anyone's guess ~~~~~i'd contribute but i don't have a dad ~~~~~~li could fix that ~he had to be the most soothing quid commentator we ever had ~~imagine him doing audio books ~~~especially one of those romance ones with the ripped dude on the cover ~~~~/especially/ especially those ~~~~~i don't know whether i'd bust a nut laughing or bust a nut sexually ~~~~~~if your not a wimp both
Brendan Findlay-Abrams ~he's like what happens when you mix rainbows and dildos ~~fantastic to look at and you hope it plugs you ~~~beautiful and titillating ~~~~you hope they lasts longer than you expect it to ~~~~~there's' something nice waiting for you at the end of it ~~~~~~especially if its a double ~i could've sworn he was dating the ellis girl ~~nah i asked, their cousins ~~~they're WAT ~~~~so what i'm hearing is....first? ~~~~~NONONONOONNO WE'RE NOT DOING THIS s**t AGAIN DAMMIT NO ~~~~~~BUT I CALLED IT ~~~~~~~I ASKED HIM ~~~~~~~~NO. WE DO THE CHALLENGE AND YOU ACCEPT THE RESULTS ARE WE AGREED ~~~~~~~~~AGREED ~~~~~~~~~~FINE! [challenge has been issued!]
Kameron Hepburn ~the man who will singlehandedly bring back guyliner ~~it went away?? ~~~forgive this sweet summer child for he knows not about the '30s ~~~~b***h how old are you?? ~~~~~its called being resourceful ~~~~~~and there's yearbooks stashed in the library ~~~~~~~WE HAD BEEN BLESSED AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT ~its cute because he dresses and talks like a top but he acts like a bottom ~~could be a switch ~~~the last tru switch was vincent masters, we all know that ~~~~i'm just saying its a possibility. when he's all mad and stuff i'd let him top me ~~~~~this is why two bottoms don't ******** yOu i could be a top! ~~~~~~~the fact you even argued shows your tru self ~~~~~~~~can it be, i'm not meant to play this part ~~~~~~~~~now i see, that if i were truly to be myself, i would break my family's heart ~~~~~~~~~~WHOOOOO ISSS THAT GIRL I SEEEE STARING STRAIGHT BACK AT MEEE ~~~~~~~~~~~~WHY IS MY REFLECTION SOMEONE I. DON'T KNOW ~~~~~~~~~~~~~SOMEHOW I CANNOT HIDE WHO I AM. THOUGH I'VE TRIED ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW. WHO I AM. INSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE [multiple confusion of what in the hell this just was]
Parker Soyinka ~he's the type of man you want to do a movie montage with ~~lets pretend we don't know what your talking about so you can explain it ~~~pretend nothing i thought montage was that family from romeo and juliet ~~~~MOVING ON. he's that sweet hot gentlemanly type that you could have like a romantic comedy date montage where he takes you all these seemingly random places but they're not random they're places you talked about just in passing and he remembered and he takes you there so he can watch your eyes light up and so you can talk all excitedly because thats when your the most beautiful to him and then he takes you home and gives you a goodnight kiss that lingers more and more each time but he's a gentleman you know? he's gonna wait until YOU'RE ready but like, he's been ready since he first laid eyes on you, y'know? ~~~~~hey uh, you single my guy? ~~~~~~show of hands, who else cried [multiple drawings of hands]
Vincent Cloutier ~chonk donk has returned looking chonkier and donkier as ever ~~he's like a lifetime supply of chunky peanut butter ~~~he's like a rare double banana in a single peel ~~~~he's when you actually get meat and beans in the same fork of steak and kidney pie ~~~~~dearlord i nearly orgasmed right there ~sometimes i wanna climb him just so i can get thru the halls quicker and then other times i want to just so he could hold me ~~this isn't going where i thought it would but it's nice ~~~not everything is about sex scott sometimes a b***h just wants a hug ~~~~petition to start the sale of "a b***h just wants a hug" buttons ~~~~~*bangs gavel* so ordered [starting sales of said buttons] ~~~~~~but also yeah dat d**k can destroy me any day ~~~~~~~annnnnnnd we're back
Will Bennett ~god that resting b***h face does stuff to me ~~butt stuff? ~~~how crude, i was going to explain the honest complexities of my heart and soul and you had to just come in here and i'm just ******** kidding of course butt stuff ~he looks like a choker ~~the one person i'd actually trust ~~~his dads like an auror and stuff, he prolly knows some ways to like, capture a resisting person ~~~~oh yeah taze me daddy ~~~~~theres something there that i don't wanna touch ~~~~~~prolly the taser ~~~~~~~but like imagine he's got you all riled up and incapacitated and the ******** just leaves. like, that kinda hardcore ******** from experience? ~~~~~~~~~with another person? no ~~~~~~~~~~....wait [multiple conspiracies about op who never answers again]
Heath Fallrein ~i'm gonna miss batman next year ~~literally missing the tragic backstory but go off i guess ~~~and i'll enjoy it thanks ~i overheard him telling a firstie that their robe can be used for sliding down the staircase and he offered to practice with him until they got it and i've never felt more connected to a complete dumbass in my life ~~i'm more jelly of the first year that got to be caught in those buff arms like goddamn ~~~how many times would you 'accidentally' trip to be caught by fallrein ~~~~currently? 26 ~~~~~dedication ~~~~~~to be far, 23 of those were actual accidents because he had rolled up sleeves ~~~~~~~i just tripped reading that f u c k
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:18 pm
Cyrille LeBeau ~who the hell is organizing these things?? ~~idunno but i’m majorly impressed weird choice of song tho ~~~”wish me luck” is a uk staple and you’ll damn well respect it ~~~~i just wanna know where you found flags of his actual arse ~~~~~a well taken photo and a trip onto the internet and you can make a flag outta anything ~~~~~~......anything you say ~you guys ever notice how good he smells?? ~~its like a mix of every good childhood memory rolled up in a hug ~~~like a hundred spring days combined with a hundred summer nights under the stars ~~~~he smells a romp under the quidditch stands ~~~~~can’t we have ONE just ONE thing?????? ~~~~~~tbh i really wanna know what the romp smells like ~~~~~~~grass, sweat, and ******** heavenly sounds like
Iggy Hepburn ~so ends another era of twins ~~i wonder if its genetics that one is heteroflexible and the others gay ~~~the horrible part is that i can’t figure out which is supposed to be the heteroflexble one ~~~~i mean if you squint...both? ~i’m gonna miss his smiles ~~his laughter for me ~~~his thighs ~~~~i’m an arm man myself ~~~~~but which would be better to choke myself with ~~~~~~his feet [hard pass notions] ~OH SO FEET ARE THE ONE THING THAT’S OFF LIMITS THATS HOW THIS IS ~~we respect all kinks within reason ~~~feet are a kink?!? ~~~~you sweet summer child ~~~~~i was born in autumn actually :/ ~~~~~~hedoeslittleemoticonsmyheeaarrttt [protect the child memes]
August Li ~daddy kink unlocked! ~~private tutor daydream unlocked! ~~~stepbrother kink unlocked! ~~~~and we’re stopping there ~~~~~bruuhhhh this is magical ******** UK. do you know how many inbred ******** we have walking around here?!?!? ~~~~~~but! STEPbrother?? ~~~~~~~D-D-D-D-DID WE ******** STUTTER ~but seriously his hands are just. Umph ~~is it bad i enjoy his disappointed but not surprised face he makes? ~~~it almost makes me want to do my homework before its due but then not just to see it ~~~~its a bad case of “do i want to impress him or do i want him to punish me” ~~~~~we walk a thin line in these trying times ~~~~~~just please gods in heaven don’t let him be a prof. We don’t need another drage ~~~~~~~MERLIN COULD YOU IMAGINE HIM IN A TWEED JACKET THOUGH ~~~~~~~~S U S P E N D E R S [multiple depictions of “Professor Li”]
Loke Nalson-Lillantine ~i am. Slightly horrified these lines have been crossed ~~i’m not cuz thats a fine fine specimen ~~~seconded ~~~~i didn’t ask for an orgy ~~~~~its cute you think he wouldn’t tho ~~~~~~.....fair ~didn’t he get into a fight like, his first year? ~~its like a right of passage for his family i hear ~~~an honest to god brawl tho???? ~~~~i’m sure his father was proud ~~~~~gods i’m too busy imagining that string bean in a fight ~~~~~~is it bad that is hot tho??? ~~~~~~~remember where you are bruv ~~~~~~~~imagine him fighting for your honor ~~~~~~~~~look the way he works, he’s prolly fighting you for your honor ~~~~~~~~~~broke: asking you on a date woke: square up b***h i’m taking you to hogsmeade ~~~~~~~~~~~BUT WHY DO I WANT THIS
Kendall Saunders ~i for one would like to know what god was thinking when he created him ~~”hmmmm, do i want thighs the size of holiday hams or the face of a cherub?” ~~~”both, you’re ******** god” ~~~~”*sips holy beer* ******** right i am” ~~~~~~ok but, holy beer tho ~~~~~~~i don’t want to believe god was sober whilst he was creating because how else do you explain a scottish accent ~~~~~~~~OI. ...yer right but STILL ******** YOU ~i want him to hug me but also tell me i’m worthless ~~your internet history must be amazing ~~~if he calls me pet i’d be hardpressed not to kneel that very second ~~~~i mean if he’s the one pressing i’ll definitely kneel ~~~~~so we’re just going to skip over the blatant furry ~~~~~~you look dead into your soul and say with confidence if sauders called you pet you would be on your knees in 3 seconds ******** all you losers i’d already be there ~~~~~~~~~the only response that matters
Chanda Giese-Dunbar ~i just. I just wanna pet his head like ONE. TIME ~~they’re so ******** nice they’d probably let you ~~~going to yoga was both the best and worst experience of my life ~~~~someone this earnest should also never be flexible ~~~~~he really believed me when i said i couldn’t do a pose and just...he just ~~~~~~let it out [a graphic depiction of what his mind created] ~~~~~~~when. when i said what i said. i don’t think i meant this ~~~~~~~~is that pose even humanly possible??? ~~~~~~~~~it was sure fun imagining tho ~i saw them wear a skirt the other day and the wind picked up and ~~oh ho HO ~~~i’m currently in the hospital wing for bloodloss ~~~~pretty sure that nosebleeding thing was only in anime? ~~~~~anima what?? i peeked their arse and ran into the ******** whomping willow. still, 12/10 would do again [salute memes] [days without meme: -604]
Gideon Edgeworth ~he’s such a giltf ~~i’m so gonna regret this ~~~ginger i’d like to fondle ~~~~yup. regretting ~~~~~I WANT THIS ON A BANNER ~~~~~~can the “fondle” be exchanged for other words? ~~~~~~~what praytell are you thinking? ~~~~~~~~ummmmmmmmmmmm ~~~~~~~~~frollic ~~~~~~~~~~god you’re right he’s the perfect person to go strolling through a goddamn meadow ~~~~~~~~~~~he’s the type of gent who prolly knows how to make a flower crown ~~~~~~~~~~~~i have. A MIGHTY NEED FOR A PICNIC DATE ENDED WITH FOREHEAD KISSES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ITS. WHAT. HE. DESERVES. [make it so meme] [days without meme: -613]
Jack Lovette ~OUR PRAYERS WERE ANSWERED ~~i don’t know which one of you made the sacrifice but. GOOD ON YOU BRUV ~~~he’s such a little s**t but egads the things i imagine ~~~~knowing who his parents are, we can’t lose on the kinky scale ~~~~~this is what we in the business call a win/win situation ~~~~~~except none of us are dating him and we’re gonna get blue balls by his seventh year ~~~~~~~i would like to redact my earlier statement ~quick question but. Have any of you gents seen him and NL together by chance? ~~are they, delicately put, m a t e s? ~~~i believe so ~~~~oh. Oh No [flags are raised, alarms are set] ~~~~~~ITS OUR TIME NOW GENTS ~~~~~~~LETS GO LESBIANS ~~~~~~~~DEAR MERLIN THEIR SHIP NAMES MATCH THEIR RIDICULOUSNESS ~~~~~~~~~LACK OR JOKE EITHER WAY WE’RE GETTING THIS PAPER MY FRIENDS ~~~~~~~~~~um. HELLOOOOO? LOCK?? CUZ WE’RE GETTING THIS SHIP ON LOCK MY FRIENDS [mind explosion depictions] [galaxy brain meme] [days without meme: -599]
Brendan Findlay-Abrams ~literally ******** hufflepuff ~~well there’s one in particular i think we’d all kinda like to but i don’t think thats what you mean ~~~all these ******** had to do was show up to tryouts and and give it a go but NOOOOO and now i’ve got to stare at abrams perky arse up in the sky all season ~~~~oh. the horror ~~~~~the absolute travesty ~~~~~~whats the captain’s name again? ~~~~~~~totally not sending them a fruit basket ~~~~~~~~absolutely not sneaking into the locker rooms and casting a subtle shrink charm on his robes either ~he’s the type of person you want to buy “just because” chocolates for ~~and you watch him eat them being all adorable and happy ~~~and him being happy makes you happy ~~~~and then you suck his d**k ~~~~~well yes derek but we were setting a mood ~~~~~~my bad my bad ~~~~~~~.......and then you suck his d**k ~~~~~~~~A-HA
Vincent Cloutier ~i just want him to ruin me ~~well he’s definitely ruined me for other men i’ll say that ~~~i don’t think that means exactly what you think that means ~~~~I’M ALLOWED TO BE SENSITIVE AUDREY ~~~~~well thats an oldie but goodie ~i wonder what being carried by him feels like ~~weightless, timeless, ethereal ~~~speaking from experience or…. ~~~~i slipped in the halls once and was gonna take a tumble down the stairs and he literally picked me up by the collar like a ******** toddler and set me right ~~~~~and then you thanked him by…? ~~~~~~squeaking and running away and tripping again but in the hall rather than on the stairs ~~~~~~~progress? ~~~~~~~~i mean i only squeaked a little when he picked me up the second time but i still ran away after ~~~~~~~~~so what i’m hearing is. damsel roleplay? ~~~~~~~~~~well i wasn’t in my good halter but i guess ~~~~~~~~~~~n-nani? [days without meme: -624]
Kameron Hepburn ~i’d like to take this time to thank mother hepburn for whatever she fed him for this lovely fat arse ~~seriously. it like doubled in size over the summer ~~~i propose. a wager ~~~~oh ho? ~~~~~whoever smacks it slaps it? ~~~~~~what the ******** richard ~~~~~~~we respect consent in this forum ~~~~~~~~i thought we only respect kinks? ~~~~~~~~~we’re not ******** sloths we can do both [banner with the depiction: WE’RE NOT ******** SLOTHS RICHARD] [banner with the depiction: WE DRINK 3 THINGS: RESPECT, KINKS, AND COCKTAILS] ~~~~~~~~~~~ok but that second one is vury clever, bravo
Tristan Lovette ~a n o t h e r l o v e t t e ~~the gods truly blessed us mates ~~~but um...they’re kinda…. ~~~~they’re like GD and as long as we respect that then i can happily wolf whistle ~~~~~oh so that was you! ~~~~~~you didn’t see the jeans they were wearing, it was warranted ~they make it really hard to focus in class sometimes ~~so many meanings, so little time ~~~yeah but also because the s**t asks like a dozen questions per half hour. half my notes are just they’re ******** questions ~~~~they’re a smartarse while also having a smart arse ~~~~~i bet they tell you riddles in bed ~~~~~~some people keep you guessing in bed while they really ******** do
Jonah Lane ~ah, our own mister superman ~~we shall miss thee clark ******** now i really want to see him in tights ~~~~uh. It’s spandex? ~~~~~uH iTs SpAnDeX shut the ******** up and drool over his thighs like the rest of us ~if you all don’t mind, i have a poem? its more of a haiku really ~~enlighten us ~~~Thighs like thunder, cracks Do he got the booty, yes undeniably [smattering of applause]
Leiland Holt ~idunno who’s got a death wish but i hope they have their affairs in order ~~if saunders doesn’t get you first his dad will ~~~what’ll he do? nag me to death? ~~~~to live without the knowledge of one Elliott Holt is truly a dangerous and amazing thing ~~~~~its like ******** a cactus and being surprised that it has spikes ~~~~~~but they’re also hollow and filled with water? ~~~~~~~AND YOUR d**k IS FILLED WITH SPIKES ARE WE REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION??? ~i just wanna hug him he looks like he gives good hugs ~~he’d prolly tell you go screw yourself with a rusty spoon ~~~coming from that angelic face i prolly would, no ******** style="text-decoration: underline">Christopher Avery ~i would like to make a proposal? ~~the board is listening ~~~i propose to avery ~~~~...the board is intrigued ~~~~~and then i hop his broomstick ~~~~~~motion to pass? ~~~~~~~AYE ~~~~~~~~the board passes this motion, get yer groom ~~~~~~~~~THIS RING EMPTY. YEET [boos] [applause] [days without meme: -638]
Alderick Knapp ~ok so there should be a rule where you can’t be hot if you’re also gonna be a d**k ~~i feel like thats one of those factors you can’t separate and just have to tolerate ~~~alright but then, could he also not be talented??? ~~~~seconded! It’s not fair he’s a hot arsehole but also his art is actually good?? ~~~~~and he’s ******** smart! I heard his owls were on par with Li’s ~~~~~~disgusting horrible abominable ~~~~~~~~you alright there? ~~~~~~~~~NO I WANNA DATE HIM BUT I’M MAD AT HIM ~~~~~~~~~~if thats not a ******** mood
Xavier Talbot ~i almost don’t want him on the list because he’s so ******** pure ~~but then how else would we discuss his pureness ~~~and his adorableness ~~~~and his gazelle-ness ~~~~~run that last one by me gent ~~~~~~i can’t be the only one thinking he’s aging like a gazelle ~~~~~~~for the few of us that didn’t grow up in the sticks. he’s w a t ~~~~~~~~he’s a tall gangly awkward unsure-footed adorable baby deer ~~~~~~~~~..........i can see it ~~~~~~~~~~all in favor of protecting our gazelle say aye ~~~~~~~~~~~AYE ~~~~~~~~~~~~all in favor of feeling like horrible people for later rubbing one out because he waved at you in the halls once? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~.....aye
Brendan Findlay-Abrams ~i need to leave a gift basket with his captain for allowing us to see his arse in quid robes for 2 years straight ~~i’ll put a galleon in that pot ~~~ha. straight ~~~~that wasn’t a joke michael ******** pay up or shut up ~i heard he’s going into healing when he graduates ~~quick how do you break a bone ~~~that’s a little extreme don’t you think? ~~~~i was part of one of the practices once, i would definitely re-break a bone for him to smile at me and say all better ~~~~~....mayhaps do you have daddy issues? ~~~~~~my only issue is that i don’t have one [confusion over whether they mean the kink or the relation]
Jack Lovette ~while i’ve already done so out loud, i’d like to formally thank everyone for their parts with this years banners and fans ~~props to you arts, the real mvps ~~~we just wanted to show off his duality ~~~~yea but having different banners with drawings of him as sailor moon or tuxedo mask was just *chef kiss* ~~~~~i especially liked the jack sparrow ones ~~~~~~we’re taking requests for next year [multiple fan art requests] ~MAYDAY MAYDAY NL JUST BOUGHT A FAN ~~thisisnotadrill THIS IS NOT A DRILL ~~~I WANT TO THANK MY MOTHER FOR BIRTHING ME AT THE TIME SHE DID SO I COULD BE AROUND FOR SUCH AMAZING TIMES ~~~~but which fan did he buy???? ~~~~~the hot daddy one ~~~~~~*inhales* YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BOOIIIIIII ~~~~~~~DADDY KINK LIVES IN THESE HALLS [god i wish that were me memes] [days without meme: -734]
Roland Bishop ~i want to be his lois lane ~~so you wanna purposely put yourself in dangerous situations knowing he’ll save you? ~~~y’know i was gonna make a quip about his super d**k but NOW I WANNA ROW WHAT THE ******** DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY GAL ~~~~YOU CAN READ I SAID WHAT I SAID ~~~~~boys boys you’re both wrong. its the catwoman to his batman ~~~~~~what sorta toxic relations you shipping over there?? ~~~~~~~i mean it aint harley/joker toxic but it aint right ~~~~~~~~why are we so focused on dc comics when CLEARLY marvel is the superior model?? and therefore to prove it: i want to be erik to his charles xavier [complete dissolve into dc vs marvel ship wars] ~so no one’s gonna talk about his massive dong tho ~~THERE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS AT STAKE RIGHT NOW
Talbot Clifton ~what was in the ******** water with all these hot a** meta's!?!! ~~someone must've ******** complained somewhere that ''oh, there aren't enough ambiguously hot people for me to drool over'' ~~~literally both ******** that person and simultaneously shake their hand ~~~~i think there might be a position for that ~~~~~there's a position for anything if you're willing ~DOES NO ONE ELSE REMEMBER WHEN THIS DUDE ALMOST D I E D ~~i do it's circled on my calendar as the day god slept in ~~~the day i was almost attracted to professor hill ~~~~thats how you know he's a real sexy fiend he can impersonate someone else and he still exudes it ~~~~~hes got too much power, thank god he's antisocial ~~~~~~but has it ever stopped anyone [welp we tried meme] [days without meme: -765]
Chistopher Avery ~a real gent if i ever saw ~i just want to be the first to mention that THIS is what we mean when we say “glow up” [series of ‘ooooh’s] ~i both do and don’t want him to go pro cos if he does then i get to one day buy magazines with his picture in them ~~i’m not seeing a con ~~~the con is i don’t have money ~~~~everyone press f to pay respects ~~~~~f ~~~~~~f [an actual hole is pushed into the parchment]
Loke Nalson-Lillantine ~i wanna know if he’d live up to his destiny ~~i’m kinda hoping you mean the nalson side cuz otherwise boy do i have a history lesson for you ~~~i was talking about fire crotch but now i’m both horny and interested ~~~~are. are those not the same thing?? ~~~~~no??? how else do you think i get thru class during the day? ~~~~~~are fantasies involved? ~~~~~~~do you want loke to smack you on the arse? ~~~~~~~~yes but what does that have to do with anything?!? ~~~~~~~~~b r u v ~i can’t tell if he played an actual prank on me or if its just my hormones ~~what happened? ~~~he smirked at me in the middle of the hallway ~~~~what were you doing? ~~~~~i tried to act casual ~~~~~~by doing what ~~~~~~~i pretended to be a suit of armor ~~~~~~~~HOW is that acting casual ~~~~~~~~~I PANICKED OK
Takudo Ikeda ~so you’re saying i could suck government d**k ~~i mean half these pricks end up in the ministry so it’s really a 50/50 shot that you’ll one day suck government d**k ~~~i know that wasn’t supposed to be inspirational but dammit it kinda was [inspirational poster created] ~he brings out the yes senpai in me ~~idk if thats xenophobic or just plain gross [why not both meme] [days without meme: -698]
Irvine Goldwind ~he’s a prefect now you know what that means ~~abusing the badge kink? ~~~spanking kinks? ~~~~catching you out of bounds and making you do unspeakable things kinks? ~~~~~well i was just gonna say the bathroom but now i’m extra curious ~~~~~~i. would like to know the unspeakable things [basic pwp] [specified depictions from the pwp] ~that kinky ******** more he glares the more you wonder what he’s secretly thinking ~~~possibly ways to burn the school and make it look like an accident ~~~~its a ******** stone castle! ~~~~~i said a c c i d e n t
Augustus Moore ~you know what i'm gonna say it and damn the consequences his nickname is adorable for all the wrong reasons ~~isn't he just called gus?? ~~~Gus Gus to be precise. like a certain mouse from a disney film [stop this is the police meme] [days without meme: -749] ~i know we've turned blind eyes and have basically yeeted ourselves from god's forgiving arms but i'll be DAMNED if we include disney furries into this ~~as opposed to regular furries? ~~~you obviously never saw zootopia as a child and it ******** ISN'T THERE SOMEONE NAMED GUS IN THERE TOO ~~~~~i JUST. wanted to ACKNOWLEDGE. a CUTE. BOY. WHY MUST YOU RUIN IT ~~~~~~wow i came in here to nut not get blamed ~~~~~~~from that very sentence you sir are part of the problem ~~~~~~~~and the solution if you squint
Aldrick Knapp ~i’m glad this handsome ******** is leaving i want to be able to walk in the hallways without being blinded on a daily basis ~~or accidentally running into him and being bounced off disgusting abs ~~~or watching him in the art club being all responsible and dedicated and s**t ~~~~or seeing him in the library and thinking of how hot he looks studying and then forgetting to study yourself so you have to spend all night cramming for an exam and end up falling asleep on your porcupine and being sent to the nurse with quills in his face. just the worst ~~~~~~i know what was oddly specific but ******** if that’s not a unanimous feeling ~~~~~~~at least he’s an arse, thats one point off ~~~~~~~~one point vs a hundred aint a whole lot but we’ll take it ~~~~~~~~~you all are acting like you would hop to it if he asked just cuz he’s an arsehole ~~~~~~~~~~of course i would, i’d just be pissy the whole time ~~~~~~~~~~~yet again, a MOOD
Tristan Lovette ~if there was ever a person i wanted to be judged by, its this one ~~god? nah. merlin? nah. the person who sits in front me in charms who i keep asking for a quill and keeps giving me the same consistent look? heaven ~~~thats not where you’re going if they have anything to say by it ~~~~i mean if i’m going we should at least get to about half the stuff on my list right? ~~~~~pretty sure that’s not how this works ~~~~~~as a catholic, that is EXACTLY how this works ~~~~~~~forgive me lovette for i have sinned. it has been two hours since i’ve last seen my last ink well ~~~~~~~~say 4 hail glados and give them a bar of honeydukes and i think you’re set
Leiland Holt ~we are on THIN. ********. ICE GENTS ~~he hasn’t stopped us yet!! ~~~i bet he’s just waiting till we’re all legal before he kills us all ~~~~i mean if saunders hasn’t done it yet i doubt daddy holt will get to it ~~~~~he’d be the only daddy in this thread ~~~~~~i’m MAD because you’re ACCURATE ~i wish nurses were a thing in the magic world, could you imagine ~~i mean i guess some scrubs are kinda nice but i mean, you kink what you kink [op’s original thought] ~holymotherofshittingCHRIST ~~muggles might be backwards in allot of things but damned if they don’t come thru where we need them ~~~i’mfuc king cr ying, imagine him in that outfit and add in his language ~~~~”i’m here to take your ******** temperature” ~~~~~”sit the ******** down and wait for the ******** healer” ~~~~~~”that’s not my ******** job” ~~~~~~~”it’s just a ******** potion you wimpy little s**t” ~~~~~~~~WHY AM I BOTH AMUSED AND AROUSED [comic strips of “nurse” leiland]
Xavier Talbot ~i still don’t want him here but gods do i want him here ~~you just want to protect him and by protecting him you want to hide him somewhere no one else can get to him ~~~pretty sure there’s a few fairy tales about that and none end favorably ~~~~but imagine his face when you tell him you’d be living out a ******** still wanna know who’s bright idea it was to make him prefect ~~how the ******** am i supposed to be breaking rules and this is my supposed punishment ~~~oh no i’m out after curfew? guess you’ve gotta walk me back to the dorm ~~~~on one hand, the potential but on the other, his disappointment that he’s gotta reprimand someone ~~~~~i say this as emphatically as i can: f U c K
Kendall Saunders ~if i die i want you all to know it was by his hand ~~you lucky b***h ~~~i hear there is tea to be spilled?? ~~~~NO it was literally by his HAND he ******** helped me from tripping on the stairs by GRABBING. MY. HAND. ~~~~~~first of all these stairs are getting really out of hand but second of all THATS NOT ******** FAIR I SLIP ON THOSE GODDAMN THINGS EVERY DAY AND THERE’S NO HAWT ******** WAITING TO HELP ME ~~~~~~~maybe YOU are the hawt ******** believe that if i wasn’t literally faceplanted into stone every day ~~~~~~~~i would like to bring you all back to the matter at HAND. H A N D ~~~~~~~~~but what did you do ~~~~~~~~~~i what ~~~~~~~~~~~what did you do after saunder’s saved you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~i’m like 90% sure i yelled thunder thighs ho and ran away ~~~~~~~~~~~~~a tru ally if i ever saw
August Li ~alright this is the end so lets get it all out here and now ~~professor li i’ve been a very bad boy ~~~THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AND YOU ******** KNOW IT ~~~~i like that we all agree though that’d he be a professor ~~~~~those poor kids of the future ~~~~~~we barely made it through drage, imagine them having them 2 and whoever else comes back ~~~~~~~this is powell erasure and i won’t stand by it ~~~~~~~~NOT HERE. NOT AGAIN. [professor squabbles] ~i don’t think i’d survive a detention by him ~~you’re way ahead of me, i couldn’t suffer through a class ~~~i barely made it thru newspaper he wore glasses ~~~~NO ~~~~~AND HE PUSHED BACK HIS HAIR WHEN HE WAS TIRED ~~~~~~STOP. STOP. TAG YOUR ******** ******** chaos ensued]
Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:27 pm
Jack Lovette ~we are once again indebted to the arts and props for this year’s farewell ~~i just wonder when you gents have the time at the opening feast no less! ~~~we plan during the summer and then we kinda wing it ~~~~my fave was ofc the d**k confetti. Genius ~~~~~the banner of him posing like that in his boxers was also lovely. Props to whoever designed ~~~~~~i mean it wasn’t all that hard when you got a photo ~~~~~~~of. Of him like that?? ~~~~~~~~imeannot/exactly/ like that ~~~~~~~~~i’m slightly worried yet slightly intrigued ~~~~~~~~~~is no one going to mention that his equally hot af father was at the feast this year? ~THIS IS NOT A ******** DRILL THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND IS ACTUALLY TEACHING THIS YEAR ~~FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU I SUCK BALLS AT WANDLESS ANYWAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS NOW ~~~i bet if you actually did that you’d focus plenty ~~~~B R U V ~~~~~i just want him to smack me while i call him daddy ~~~~~~which? ~~~~~~~I GOTTA CHOOSE!???
Takuto Ikeda ~is it bad i nut a lil when i hear his nickname ~~you should prolly see a healer for that i think they have a pill and everything ~~~the real question is does it taste like a taco ~~~~does...does what taste like a taco ~~~~~......i t ~~~~~~his….mouth? ~~~~~~~NOPE. STOP. CAN WE KEEP THIS LAST PURE PERSON ~~~~~~~~thats not how this goes! he agreed the second he started writing ~~~~~~~~~oh! you mean his p***s! ~~~~~~~~~~sure yes you precious bean i meant his p***s [no one tell him orders]
Wren Winchester ~he’s so rude and then i see him kiss his cat and i can’t help but think all is right in the world ~~bruv same. he’s literally glared a hole in the side of my skull then blinked and started sweet talking his kit i can’t ~~~you got stiff didn’t you ~~~~ofc i got a stiffy you can’t just be bipolar like that and not expect at least a surprise hard on ~~~~~boy puberty is already hard i don’t need this dude making it harder than it is ~~~~~~thats what he said ~~~~~~~ITS EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID WHY DO YOU PEOPLE KEEP DOING THAT ~~~~~~~~its like looking at art in a museum and then you think “god people actually liked that?” ~~~~~~~~~thats what she said [you got me there meme] [days without meme: -809]
Tristan Lovette ~i’m going to miss being perpetually confused and horny by them ~~whos to stop you just because they’ve graduated ~~~.....................................................po int ~do you know how hard it is to hide a stiffy during a campaign??? ~~i’m guessing this is not a rhetorical question ~~~oooooooOOOOO lookit me using FANCY words while i SUFFER thru nearly 4 HOURS OF TORTURE because the BLASTED DM HAS PRETTY LIPS ~~~~i’d say thats stretching it but clearly you’ve already done so [“OOF” meme drawing] ~we should give them a parting gift too ~~already on it [list of items borrowed throughout the years] ~either we’re all forgetful as s**t or we’re really sad that we all want at least 3 minutes of eye contact to say “can i borrow a quill” ~~who the ******** is getting the full 3?! I’m lucky they don’t sigh dramatically and nearly blind me throwing one at me ~~~you ******** get a sigh?! ~~~~you still get a quill?!?! [“you guys are getting paid meme” applied to conversation] [days without meme: -804]
Talbot Clifton ~i know its a year late but. just image. Prefect Clifton ~~i think we were all stuck in the “there’s no ******** way” category ~~~the same man who nearly killed him would never give him glory ~~~~no one man should have all that power ~~~~~ohgod i think there’s a yank here ~could you imagine him in the prefect baths tho ~~i can and do on the regular why do you ask? ~~~the ******** mermaids ~~~~our poor antisocial hottie ~~~~~i wonder if he tells them to turn around ~~~~~~he’s shy enough that he wouldn’t confront them but he’s petty enough that he prolly turns into someone else the whole time ~~~~~~~return of the hill ~~~~~~~~WHY AM I NOW THINKING OF A SOAKING WET PROFESSOR ~~~~~~~~~don’t pretend this is your first time [outraged arguments soon turn to quiet acceptance]
Loke Nalson-Lillantine ~i can’t believe i thought we thought he’d be quiet his last year ~~*YOU. don’t speak for the rest of us ~~~i’msorry, so you EXPECTED to pull out cheerleading stunts for the quidditch games?! ~~~~not to those specifics but did i suspect SOMETHING? YES. ~~~~~i don’t know what i’m madder about: that he was clearly made for a skirt or that he didn’t actually wear a crop top ~~~~~~its ******** scotland give the man a break ~~~~~~~be happy and grateful for the crotch shots like the rest of us [some people meme] [days without meme: -799] ~i’m gonna miss looking at him but i’m def not gonna miss nearly dying all the time ~~does his beauty take your breath away? ~~~no the ******** stairs do i almost always catch him coming down or up ~~~~before or after he solved the riddle? ~~~~~does this make some sort of difference? ~~~~~~he exudes this sexy kinda musk after he’s solved it ~~~~~~~eau de smug ~~~~~~~~Arsehole ™ by calvin klein
Roland Bishop ~guess who decided to get hotter for no reason ~~i’m not a fighter but i swear he tests me ~~~you’d actually fight him?! ~~~~i JUST. SAID. ~he’s joined that fighting club and. Idon’tknow what to do with this info ~~you did right by telling us. duh ~~~he’s in dueling too ~~~~who the ******** is he tryin to fITE ~~~~~me for my heart ~~~~~~that’s not a fair fight you’d let him win ~~~~~~~yeah but he’d still have to beat me ~~~~~~~~once AGAIN do we have to have the discussion on the thin line btw masochism and word play? ~~~~~~~~~is that the one where someone smacks your arse with a dictionary? [“so far from god’s light” meme] [days without meme: -813]
Rune Borson ~this family is the gift that keeps on giving i ******** swEAR ~~AND he has the audacity to be a musician! ~~~i just wanna have him serenade me while i ~~~~while you what? ~~~~~i have just been told that’s not physically capable ~~~~~~anythings possible if you just believe! [details of the serenade] ~~~~~~~EXCEPT THAT ~~~~~~~~i. have so many questions ~~~~~~~~~the only one i have is wouldn’t both your knees hurt? ~~~~~~~~~~that’s what the feathers are for! ~~~~~~~~~~~THEN WHAT ARE THE PILLOWS FOR I’M SO CONFUSED
Caspian Lillantine ~w h y ~~despite his toad fetish i stan ~~~what you mean ‘despite’? ~~~~......so it comes to this then [in depth discussions of what warrants a person a furry] ~he’s kinda like chunky peanut butter ~~oh i can’t wait to hear this gem ~~~only certain people can stand him ~~~~he chokes you a lil on the way down ~~~~~two types of people ~~~~~~he’s great on just about anything ~~~~~~~...three? ~~~~~~~~people get mad if your hands are covered in him ~~~~~~~~~....three and a half
Augustus Moore ~he's just so...*clenches fist* sweet ~~and *punches a wall* nice ~~~don't forget *headbutts the table* adorably awkward ~~~~at this rate he's gonna send us all to the med wing and have the AUDACITY to bring us a get well basket ~~~~~that adorably sweet ******** ******** HE WAS A ******** ******** WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS PROBLEM
Asborn Borson ~at least he and his twin don’t try to switch places unlike OTHERS i could name ~~its not like it’d be believable. we’d know its them within a minute or so ~~~yeah just trip in front of one and see which cackles ~~~~thats no fair they’d both laugh ~~~~~the one who asks if you’re alright by giving you a plaster for your arse ~~~~~~thats the one officer ~~~~~~~annnnnnnnnnnnd now i’m imagining him in a bobby uniform ~~~~~~~~sidestepping how incredibly disturbingly hot that would be, he would make a hilarious officer ~~~~~~~~~”that man just stole my car!” “well ******** you better go get it” ~~~~~~~~~~”my purse was just stolen!” “did they steal your arms and legs too? why didn’t you go after them?” ~~~~~~~~~~~”i’ve been stabbed!” “wahwah its just a flesh wound whiner” ~~~~~~~~~~~~W H Y I S TH I S H O T
Yukon Knolle ~the potato guy. reeallyy ~~you see the smile he gets talking about those things? damn rite ~~~the only thing stopping me from becoming a potato is that they live in the dirt and i’m afraid of the dark ~~~~the OnLy tHiNG ~he also does great inspirational speeches ~~are they potato related ~~~its knolle ofc they are ~~~~wtf is so inspirational about a gd root ~~~~~maybe the fact that if you ask him about the difference between red and white potatoes he’ll sit and talk to you for over an hour with sparkles in his eyes and you’re not entirely sure if you or your heart burst a nut first ~~~~~~well. ******** ~~~~~~~in a potato field? no thanks ~~~~~~~~they’re underground! ~~~~~~~~~BUT I’LL KNOW THEY’RE THERE [depictions of the great potato] [depictions of pervert potato]
Irvine Goldwind ~you ever wonder whats brewing in that brooding mind of his ~~murder ~~~maiming ~~~~mayhem ~~~~~that would result in noise so no ~~~~~~damn u rite ~i don’t get how people still get in trouble knowing he’s a prefect ~~i’m not gonna say some do it on purpose just so there’s an excuse for them to look in their general direction as they take you to a professor to detention but y’know ~~~you could always just write him a ******** note ~~~~i don’t have the nuance for that! ~~~~~just say whats in your heart. in your soul even [rough draft of the note] ~well first of all, you’re heart is ******** kinky as s**t ~~do you even have a soul or did you trade it to be able to do wat you said in the third paragraph ~~~you do what you gotta ~~~~thatbothdidanddidn’tanswermyquestionthefuuuckkkk
Irvine Goldwind ~starting the year off strong i see ~~i just. want him to destroy me. is this really too much to ask? ~~~the fact that your asking? ye prolly ~~~~hes that type that would actively do everything opposite of what you ask just because ~~~~~’oh sir, please break my spine in half just this once!’ ‘nope, we’re going to go on a lovely stroll thru the gardens’ ~~~~~~’on our way into town i’ll surprise you with a haiku i’ve written’ ~~~~~~~’you’re feeling parched? i’ll go surprise you with your favorite flavor of milkshake’ ~~~~~~~~ok so we’re all agreed that basically he’d be the perfect bf just for spite ~~~~~~~~~spite or to lure you into a false sense of calm before he buries you in a hole in the forbidden forest ~~~~~~~~~~...so you’re saying he’d willingly touch me? sold
Reggie Blake ~the ultimate duality ~~i beg your pardon he’s adorable ~~~eXACTLY. hes cute but i bet hes also a dom ~~~~have you seen who he’s dating? hes a switch at BEST ~~~~~just say hes a simp and be done with it ~~~~~~BUT HES THE BEST SIMP SO I’M NOT MAD ~he makes me feel complicated ~~thats called emotions edgelord ~~~NO i mean he makes me want to take care of him but by doing that also lock him in a tower where no one else can look at him but me! ~~~~i’m like. 90% certain this has in fact been done at some point and it 1000% doesn’t end well ~~~~~10% is allot better than i’d hoped ~~~~~~i look forward to reading about you in the prophet ~~~~~~~the worst part is that Blake would actually visit you in prison because he’s just that nice ~~~~~~~~SO I STILL WIN?!?
Wren Winchester ~would i technically be considered a furry if i said i wanted him to look at me like he looks at cats? ~~....would you be in a cat fursuit? ~~~would i need to be? ~~~~honestly ye probably ~~~~~then yes ~~~~~~survey says: yer a furry fam ~have any of you noticed he’s got PIERCED. EARS. ~~god really said ‘i know i already made you hot and unattainable but what if we just sprinkled in a bit of sexy flavor. for giggles’ ~~~now all he needs to do is paint his nails and we’ll have finally come back full circle ~~~~listen its bad enough we’re now getting taught by a literal sex demon i REFUSE to have to sit next to one as well ~~~~~~you obvi never had classes with the Borson twins and it shows harshly ~~~~~~~save it for their thread we love catboys in this forum ~~~~~~~~and you wonder why “am i a furry” is the first question asked here
Caspian Lillantine ~my god i’ve never wanted to punch someone in the d**k but also suck it ~~i hope not in that order but honestly, he a freak so he might be into it ~~~pretty sure if its not about frogs, toads, or the collapse of humanity he doesn’t give a s**t ~ok important question: top or bottom? ~~he’s ******** shoes who the hell knows ~~~he really out here being transparent but also shady as hell and i can’t help but stan
Talbot Clifton ~imagine already being hot and then being able to become hotter only thru sheer will and not actually genetics. can’t imagine ~~and then having no sense of self preservation because god made you too hot for brain cells ~~~they knew he’d eventually get underlings for that kinda thing ~~~~......goddammit ~~~~~i volunteer as a brain cell! ~~~~~~we only have one question, do you in fact have a brain cell? ~~~~~~~....i can steal one real quick? ~~~~~~~~HIRED
Yukon Knolle ~paint me like one of your potatoes ~~i doubt he’d see his pure starch babies as x rated ~~~idunno mate, you ever hear his tangent when they’re overcooked? man’s obsessed ~~~~i just wanna be appreciated too! ~~~~~thats cute an all but you gotta contest his first love and i don’t think any of us have the power to do that ~~~~~~not with that attitude ~~~~~~~just use potatoes in your efforts to flirt with him like so [depiction of carved potatoes] ~wait THAT WAS YOU ~~how’d you get the petals to look so lifelike?! ~~~BRO WHEN I TELL YOU IT TOOK FOR ********. EVER. ~~~~i swear i have never in my life wished this upon anyone but KNOLLE MATE C’MON
Takuto Ikeda ~i don’t really like spicy food but. i’d eat his a** ~~he’d prolly tell you to taco your time ~~~it’s always hard to stop after the first bite ~~~~imagine not eating a taco for seven whole days. it’d make one weak ~~~~~hey guys i hope you don’t mind i kinda made a song about how much i love his meal, its a wrap ~~~~~~thats pretty cool mate, i’ve recently gotten into fitness ~~~~~~~wait what ~~~~~~~~fittin his whole thing in my mouth [multiple hand-drawn awards]
Angus McLellan ~its just not a real day until someone’s crying over McLellan ~~he gave a name to every tortoise in transfiguration ~~~he made multiple copies of a quill and gave them to people who kept losing theirs ~~~~pretty sure he howled unironically when we were learning about werewolves ~~~~~yeaa but thats part of his charm ~everyone shut up McLellan can literally have my firstborn child ~~i mean tecchniicalllyyyy ~~~I SAID WHAT I SAID. IF THIS SOMEONE INVOLVES WOOING A COUNTESS, MARRYING HER, HAVING A BABY AND THEN HAVING HER DIE OF MYSTERIOUS CIRCUMSTANCE, BECOME A SECLUDED WIDOWER WHO REQUIRES A HANDSOME NANNY/CARETAKER FOR HIS POOR SEMI-ORPHANED CHILD THEN SO BE IT ~~~~i'd be more afraid of how detailed this is if i wasn't also so invested
Finley Archer ~he’s the type that would play his own smooth jazz mixtape and call it a proposal ~~you say this like its a bad thing? ~~~broke: paying a mortgage for a ring woke: creating a 6 piece mixtape with each song filled with more passion and longing than the next ~~~~BOYS DON’T WANT SHINY BAUBLES WE WANT OUR EAR DRUMS TO POUND AND OUR HEARTS FILLED WITH YEARNING ~~~~~*raises hand* i also wouldn’t mind a shiny? ~~~~~~YOU ARE VERY VALID IN WANTING THE SHINY ~~~~~~~this is so intensely positive and i’m here for it ~~~~~~~~can you dig? [multiple boos]
Asbjørn Borson ~there’s a real problem here when we’re all getting stiffies from watching him eat dinner ~~its the way he holds his knives i’m just ~~~he could legit be a serial killer and i’d never testify against him ~~~~’he killed HOW MANY PEOPLE?! i don’t even believe it. not him, he gave me a tissue once!’ ~~~~~’granted i’m pretty sure he picked it up off the floor but its the thought that counts’ ~~~~~~’and that is just reason 432/1000 of why i don’t believe he should on trial your honor’ [several drawings of ‘serial killer au’s] ~you all seriously need better hobbies but dear merlin so do i how much for number 3?
Eion Delacroix ~how did he slip by us all these years?!? ~~ex-cuze, SOME of us recognized this ~~~and you just decided to not share because…? ~~~~i didn’t want him to accidentally see it [various ‘no one say anything’ images] ~i want to simultaneously keep him pure but also want to just ruin him ~~isn’t that just marriage? ~~~THEN I WANNA MARRY THE ******** OUTTA HIM ~~~~*throws a ring like a pokeball* MINE ~~~~~pretty sure there were like. wars over this thing? ~~~~~~yeah but they were all kinda ended by that one 10 year old and his ancient deities ~~~~~~~....i’ve been waiting all week for someone to say sike what the actual ******** explains pokemon lore] [someone also makes fanart of Eion as various pokemon] [favorites include Eion as the eevee evolutions]
Roland Bishop ~if ever a d**k needed sucking ~~is there a way to give him a hug but also suck his d**k? ~~~pretty sure there’s quite a few positions ~~~~he’s so nice he’d probably give praise even if the sucking blew ~~~~~is that not the point? ~~~~~~no i mean if you suck at sucking d**k ~~~~~~~i’m really not grasping what your saying ~~~~~~~~i mean you can grasp it just depends on how hard you do ~~~~~~~~~its a soft to not at all ~~~~~~~~~~so you just suck with no hands?! ~~~~~~~~~~~WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT ~~~~~~~~~~~~ASK THE d**k WIZARD WHO CAN SUCK WITH NO HANDS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL WIZARDS I’M NOT. UNDERSTANDING. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~holymarthastewartyougaysaredumb ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ngl, i’m very invested in learning the ways of no hand sucking ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~its all in the wrist! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~NOW I KNOW YOU’RE MAKING THIS s**t UP [detailed explanation of sucking with no hands] ~how. how did you obtain this forbidden knowledge?? ~~i traded it for handmade socks ~~~i still have questions and yet i’m too afraid to ask them ~~~~wise man
Rune Borson ~i would like to know whomst exactly allowed the borsons to not only multiply but also be multitalented? ~~a l l o w e d ? ~~~bold of you to assume they didn’t just arm wrestle a god for it ~~~~having seen their family….ye prolly ~god just the knowledge that they’re the closest thing we’ll ever get to the balder/bastian frenzy is CRAY ~~has anyone ever asked their opinion on the matter? ~~~has anyone ever asked them who they ship their married ******** with? really?? ~~~~mate we just created a volunteer choir to serenade them “wish me luck” next year are you really surprised? [you got me there meme] [days without meme: -765]
Augustus Moore ~hes like a puppy personified and then given the ‘uber good boy of forever’ award ~~only forever?! for all eternity ~~~there has never been a gooder boy and there never will be ~~~~jesus? don’t know her. never met her ~~~~~merlin? fake b***h ~~~~~~the founders? obvi 4 hoes in bedsheets with eyeholes cut out ~~~~~~~harry potter?....ok anyway sooo [days without meme: -798] ~WHOEVER MADE HIM THE GOOD BOY PLAQUE AND LEFT IT AT HIS TABLE IS DOING THE LORDS WORK
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