Hey. Name's John. So I guess I'm here to tell you about the official Lunisolar Calendar for some reason. Not like you can't find it in a tavern or shop elsewhere, instead of coming to me. But since I'm a werewolf, everybody and their mother thinks that I've got the damn thing memorized for moon cycles and stuff - I don't! Moon cycles haven't affected my kind for generations, and besides, why doesn't everyone memorize it? That's why I teach it to all the kids at my school.
What, this? Yes, I'm a part-time logger. This is for the kids. Yes, I'm also a teacher.
I don't have time for this. I've got to get this wood back. You can see the calendar through the window here. No, I'm not going to let you in. I don't know you. Quick rundown: Eight months per year, thirty-six days per month, nine days per week. Hmm? 1823.
Yeah, see you around.
