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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 2:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 6:46 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:49 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 9:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 1:42 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 4:36 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:11 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 5:06 am
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Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:51 am
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ManagerKyoto Firstly, I just want to make it known that I was not using it as a pick up line because I really had to go to the toilet. Secondly, I would be more inclined to say something like "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against?" As for really bad pick up lines, right now I can think of a few off the top of my head. "Hi, I here to fill your opening." "I have a really special package for you." "You would look a lot better at my place." "Want to bang around a bit?" sure it wasn't a pick up line 3nodding
oh mah god these are good ones from work: "so do you come with that ice cream" " how much extra is it for cheese?? ok.... and how much extra is it for you" and the best one "i love wendys; bitchs and cream"
i dont even get the last one sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:21 pm
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One from my work (I work in a customer service call centre & some of the calls are from sales reps signing a customer up & I speak to the customer & confirm that they've been told all the correct information).
Anyway...
Me (end of call, to customer): "Is there anything else I can help you with today?" Customer: "No... I don't think so, hang on... (to rep) Do we need anything else?" Rep: "Only her number!" Customer: *laughs*
I had loads of horrible ones when I worked at McDonalds....
Stupid Customer: "Can I have your McNumber?" Me: " stare I'm sorry, I don't have a McNumber. Please drive through to the next window..."
SC: "What's your McName?" Me: "There's no such McThing stare ."
My all time favourite, wasn't said to me, but to my boyfriend of the time (Andrew)... we were both on Drive Thru, I was taking the orders & he was getting them... according to him, some guys drove up & said "that girl at the first window was hot!" Andrew: "Yeah, she is." Guy: "Can you get me her number?" Andrew: "No, she's my girlfriend!" Guy: "Oh... nice work man!"
Random funny website: Lines That Are Good.Com
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:30 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:37 am
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Posted: Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:28 am
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