Deathrage
So my favorite holiday is tomorrow, and I'm having trouble coming up with a way to celebrate it. See, there's somebody in particular I wanna mess with - for fun, y'know? - but everything I've thought about to say jokingly is stuff that's not cool to joke about normally. Dad used to pull that crap all the time. I wanna try something different, but I don't know what to try and need some ideas.