WWSS?

[Death T-2]

OK, you probably came here to see what in the world "WWSS" meant. It's kinda like WWJD, only this stands for What Would Seto Say. That's right! This is a Kaiba-immitation thread based on what kind of things (insults, especially) he would say out loud to anybody!

Hmmm, I guess this is kinda a spawn-off of Seto's Guide to Dissing People xd

No particular scenes needed, but no quoting from the anime, movie, or manga!! And preferably no quoting from other anime/manga/movies. I mean, how original would that be?
Try to stay as close to the real Seto as possible, no stuff like "I FARTED!" and crap. xp
I'll start.

"Does your mom know you leave the house looking like that or do you run away every morning?"  

[SetoBatman]

This sounds fun. Here I go:
"Are you that bad at dueling or am I just too good?"  

[Fyerluna]

Hm... "Do they not have sarcasm on your planet or are you just dense?"  

[Death T-2]

Nice ones! ^^

"Nine out of ten doctors agree that the expiriment failed on you. I suppose the tenth doctor thought you were the expirement."  

[Fyerluna]

Heh heh. "Are you always like this or are you just in heat?"  

[Death T-2]

xd That's so wrong! xd

"Society must be getting stupider if you think you stand a chance against me."  

[jagged1]

awesome! this one's for whenever he's with Joey.

"You know, Wheeler, I'd call you a dog, but even they learn new tricks."

don't kill me since it's not so great. sweatdrop  

[Death T-2]

jagged1

awesome! this one's for whenever he's with Joey.

"You know, Wheeler, I'd call you a dog, but even they learn new tricks."

don't kill me since it's not so great. sweatdrop

I can so see him saying that!

"Kaiba Corp. equipment was not designed for low intellegence levels such as yourself."  

[jagged1]

xd i love your sayings. how do you come up with this stuff?

"Why don't you go to the zoo? I think you'll find some family there."  

[Death T-2]

I wrote the book!!!

"I'm hoping that all of your characteristics were random mutations. That way your family would have some pride left."  

[jagged1]

eek how stupid do i feel? i never thought to connect you with Death T-2 of ff.net. you are my hero. *hails almost as much as she would hail Seto if he were here* and this isn't that good a Seto saying. it's towards Yami or Ishizu or any of them.

"The past is the past. You like it so much go back there. Maybe you'll get some sense knocked into you by your so called real monsters."  

[Death T-2]

I have a follower! xd

"Do you really think you're smart or are you trying to stupify me to death?"  

[Bitchboots]

xd I was so waiting for a thread like this...

"Were you born that way, or did some weird test-tube project go horribly wrong?"

"I've gotten better duels from a drunk monkey."

"The mother-ship called, even they don't have a use for your so called "intelligence."

"See... this is what happens when you get dressed in the dark."

"You look so disgusting, when anyone sees you, they throw up."

"Wheeler... why is it that wherever I go... you suddenly pop up like a gross zit?"

"You call that dueling? Even the fleas on a dog could duel circles around you."

"That was so pathetic, I forgot to scoff."

"I would get that checked out. We wouldn't want your stupidy to spread."

"Are you PMSing, or are you always like this?"

"If you threw a boom-a-rang into the air, it wouldn't want to come back to you. And I can see why."

"Just because you're not wealthy like me, doesn't give you a right to envy me. You should envy me, because never in an eternity, could you even begin to be wealthy like me."

"Everytime you speak, millions of sperm die."

"I wouldn't even wish my maid, to clean up the trainwreck that is you."

How was that for WWSS? ^-^  

[Death T-2]

Pretty good, Enchanted! ^^
I like the scoff one!

"Sorry, but I don't speak Moron."

"I've seen better duelists with Alzheimer's."

"I'm sure your talent is impressive on some planet. Your weak link: this is Earth."

"You didn't happen to get your skills in an unmarked package, did you?"

"I think even the other idiots are ashamed by now."  

[Bitchboots]

Death T-2

Pretty good, Enchanted! ^^
I like the scoff one!

"Sorry, but I don't speak Moron."

"I've seen better duelists with Alzheimer's."

"I'm sure your talent is impressive on some planet. Your weak link: this is Earth."

"You didn't happen to get your skills in an unmarked package, did you?"

"I think even the other idiots are ashamed by now."

Thanks... just call me Sana.

"Wow... you're so useless... you must have been a mistake."