Make up an outrageous lie about the guy above you

[Veruniel]

We did this on another forum, and it was hilarious.

Yeah. Um, I'll start.
Veru is secretly the reincarnation of Betty Page!

Edit: Everyone please keep your lies funny, wacky and harmless. This is not a place to insult other posters.  

[Krystal_digitaliS]

Veruniel is secretly head of the Britney Spears fanclub.  

[lurichan]

Krystal is secretly plotting to take over the world on McDonalds at a time.  

[Veruniel]

Lurichan has cornered the Twinkie market.  

[Acerbus nox noctis]

Veruniel has a shrine dedicated just to the Hilary Duff in her closet.  

[lurichan]

Lita is really the queen of the zombies puppeteering them, and ploting her next move.  

[Kitsoru]

Luri-chan is really Chuck Norris, master of disguise!!! eek  

[lurichan]

Becca is really the alien abducted version if Micheal Jackson waiting to clear his name.  

[Kitsoru]

Luri-chan stole my PB+J sandwich crying and then smashed my ice cream cone in my face and said "YOU WILL REMEMBER ME FOREVER!!"  

[lurichan]

Becca secretly has a collection of over 100 pairs of shoes in all different colors the rainbow, and including rainbow because she is a clown who has run away from the circus and is looking for work.  

[Acerbus nox noctis]

Luri has made seeing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop her life work.  

[Kitsoru]

Lita is an undercover CIA agent hot on the trail of Carmen SanDiego  

[Acerbus nox noctis]

Kitsoru is no other than Carmen SanDiego herself. HA! Almost found you! ninja  

[Kitsoru]

Lita shot at me with a rocket propelled grenade, but I escaped twisted  

[lurichan]

The girl above me has a ringtailed possum as her room mate.