This must be one of the worst of the worst! I'm scared!!!

[Shinigami Banchou sama]

Needs to be re-educated and sent to a mental institution

DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ

DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD

MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!


NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA
MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA
IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI

As I said before this must be the worst post I have ever seen in the history of my young life.
There are so many things wrong with this post, to decode what in God's name this person actually said would most likely cause someone to go insane or make them vomit for quite a while.

I'm scared.
Very scared.  

[`Emotivated]

That has to be a joke. No one could possibly that stupid or deluded. Unfortunately, I can only base this hypothesis on grammar alone since the only heads and tails I can make of it otherwise is something about herpes and elephants.

Do I want to know, really?  

[Ebania]

W0mb4t

No one could possibly that stupid or deluded.

You'd actually be quite surprised.

O.o

Check out the Chatterbox. Dreadful s**t. Dreadful.

 

[Ebania]

And now, a translation.

(I ******** hope).

sweatdrop

Someone who wasn't born retarded, but eventually [i]chose[/i] to become retarded

DA CHIMP SECSHON SUMHOW CONTARCTED VRY CONTAGEA$$, SXC, SXC, FATAL HERPEZ

The chimp session somehow contracted contagous sexy, sexy, fatal herpes.

Quote:

DA ZOO RANG MI UP FRM DA BASE, (MI SXC ENROMINOUS TITE FANNI) 2 SAI DAT DEY c**t STP PEIN BLUD

The zoo rang me up from the base, (my sexy, enormous tight fanny) to say that they can't step pain blood.

Quote:

MI HAD NO CHOIC DIS TIEM!!11!

My had no choice but to dis them!

Quote:

NOW MI GOT A DILEMMA

Now my got a dilemma!

Quote:

MI RLY LIEK DIS HERD OF ELEFANNIEZ DAT JUST ARRIVD FRM AUSTRALIYA

My really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.

(Are elephants even bred in Australia?

O.o)

Quote:

IF I TAEK ALL 17 OF THURR BIG SLIMY CORNDOGS @ ONCE, WILL IT HRT MI

If I take all seventeen of their big, slimy corndogs at once, it will hurt me.

... Wow. That was utterly PAINFUL.

surprised

*her IQ has dropped about ten points by just breaking that damn post down*

xp

Ah, well. It had to be done.

*salutes Guild*

 

[Ithaya]

The chimp session somehow contracted contagous sexy, sexy, fatal herpes.

The zoo rang me up from the base, (my sexy, enormous tight fanny) to say that they can't stop peeing blood.

Me (I) had no choice but to dis them!

Now me (I) got (have) a dilemma!

Me (I) really like this herd of elephants that just arrived from Australia.

If I take all seventeen of their big, slimy corndogs at once, will it hurt me?

I er...noticed a few mistakes. I hate the way I can recognise these words so easily. I say it's a side-effect on my linguistic abilities...  

[W h e e l]

Wow, the amount of time and work it takes to translate a txt talk post...and still confusing. Corndogs?  

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

Oh dear heavens above. eek

I used to love corndogs. sweatdrop

*goes to the corner and curls up in a fetal position*  

[The Littlest Mermaid]

That's just...

...ugh.

I can't even believe that, it seriously made my head hurt (I am completely serious, I got a headache from deciphering that).

Whoever the hell that was needs to be locked up. I hope to never, ever meet up with this person. EVER.  

[lola_siannodel]

That could be the worse. I am so sick of these people going on and on about how much they love to ******** animals like it's normal.

No, this isn't the first time I've seen it. This is just the first time it's been this bad txt tlk wise. I have seen many people claim to have had sex with their dog, among other things. stare

Where is the world heading?  

[Kaego]

DANG. I didn't even try to read that one!

it's so annoying when people talk 'lyk dis'  

[i-am-upsidedown]

I don't even know what to say when I come accross posts like that.

It's the main reason I avoid Chatterbox.  

[Shinigami Banchou sama]

i-am-upsidedown

I don't even know what to say when I come accross posts like that.

It's the main reason I avoid Chatterbox.

I hate to say it.
That post came from a topic that person made in General Disscusion.  

[Mia Eidenschink]

*Shakes a bit then falls to her knees crying.* That was so scary! How can anyone be that...I do not even know what to call that! It was just...frightening! I do believe my I.Q. has dropped a few points since reading this post...I need to go find a really good novel...Excuse me.  

[Kaeldra18]

Scary...very scary. Wow. What has happened to good grammar and spelling? gonk

I too, now have a headache from that.

People shouldn't be allowed to post those kind of posts. It could be fatal.  

[Obito Sharingan Uchiha]

The only word I can think of that properly describes that is: evil.
That is so evil, it will send a demon running away with it's tail between it's legs. How can there be a human being that's that stupid and evil? *cries hard*