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CGurp

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:11 pm
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Recently a flyer from a local church was sent around with an important message, a message that we as young people should all take notice of. Here it is in full.



If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your
child may have gone astray from the Lord.

Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous
culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil,darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer,
and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:

-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include:
reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of
music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks
against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such
as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic,
the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and
His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Chocula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.


I post this here so you can all see the dangers of this insideous subculture. I myself was almost lured into its self-destructive spiral, but through the help of my local church and parents I managed to escape. Your church can help you too, if you just pay close attention to the warning signs.

Thank you.


Oh my favorit one is in red rofl

It is sad how stupid people are in this world. gonk

I never know the toleration of Buddhism was so "dangerous".  
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:14 pm
Saw this in GAU, didn't you?
lol, I love that one in red as well. Just what we need now: stereotypically labeled foods.  

Shadow`s Enigma

Apocalyptic Warrior


Laharl Part Deux

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:27 pm
Wow...the ignorance...ugh...I thought I just got rid of my migrane....  
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 5:41 pm
Close-minded people who make up things like that scare the hell outta me.  

EvFaerAshlynn


FakeSoul

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:23 pm
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Dances to music in a provocative manner.

.....I thought every teenager did this....?



-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.

OHHHH MY GOD! Buddhism, Scientology and Philosophy are dangerous religions? Woah! I can't belive everyone lied to me about Buddhism! rofl xd  
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:30 pm
Some of these are of course laughable, but why let them get to you? ::cough::becausetheyareprettymuchusallytrue::cough::

Seriously, who cares.
 

MortSanglant


thebeebop

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:38 pm
people just keep getting wireder rolleyes  
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 7:01 pm
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and
elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats excessively or too little.
-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Claims to be a goth.
wow. didn't know I was such a sinner. lol xd  

[Ashes][is][Ashes]


Veruniel
Crew

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:10 pm
I posted that here myself. But oh, it's worth seeing again.

Honestly, what kind of crack were they on? Count Chocula? I laugh myself to death. rofl rofl rofl  
PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:19 pm
I remember this being here....

....like half a year ago or something.

It's been a while for me.

In any case, that just does not cease to amuse me.

Honestly, some of those things describe at least half the teenage population of the world. But you know what?

It's Christian.

Ooooh scary Fundys.

They've got their heads up their asses and they ain't pullin' 'em out.
 

.Sodomy.On.A.Stick.



IraMorti


Demonic Shapeshifter

PostPosted: Mon May 15, 2006 8:50 pm
It is hilarious how biased people are. And how just simple and narrow minded. That basically explains 90% (most likely more >.>) of today's youth... THERE IS NO HOPE FOR OUR FUTURE! THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING! WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL! REFORM THROUGH THE LORD! HUG A JESUS! FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, HUG A JESUS!!! gonk gonk gonk
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Okay I'm done now. 4laugh ninja  
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:10 am
indeed, Christianity in the U.S never stops amazing me.
Religion is like sedatives. feels right at first, but if you take too much, you ARE gonna go dumb.  

Athiel


Talamascan

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 3:23 am
A friend showed me this about a year ago and I still think it's the funniest thing I've ever seen. It's just so stereotypical and closee-minded. The amount of ignorance behind it just has to make you laugh.
 
PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 4:48 am
Oh man.. That seriously cracked me up.
How is buddhism bad..? I thought It was good o.O
Cult religions... oh man.
I think I'm dying.  

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Angel Bruja

PostPosted: Tue May 16, 2006 6:28 am
Only idiots could have made this stuff up.  
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