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Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Sun May 21, 2006 7:07 pm
Quote:
hey im bordso im making this thing lmao i only have 1 ruls in this btich no 1 b a btich lmao or a jack a** b nice in here oh ya lmao and u hafe to talk horny lmao jks but y can if u want it woud b nice 4 me and the guys

It's not that bad, but I couldn't understand it. Even through me amazing translation skills.  
PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 3:08 pm
Yeah, I kind of gave up. I have never been able to keep my attention focused during run-on sentences.  

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PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:27 am
I think it's something along the lines of: Be nice, talk horny.

Punctuation is a wonderful thing. It would be nice if people used it.  
PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 9:06 pm
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SJC^Superslacker^

PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:09 am
Elizabeth Hawkeye
Quote:
hey im bordso im making this thing lmao i only have 1 ruls in this btich no 1 b a btich lmao or a jack a** b nice in here oh ya lmao and u hafe to talk horny lmao jks but y can if u want it woud b nice 4 me and the guys

It's not that bad, but I couldn't understand it. Even through me amazing translation skills.
Translation.

Im bored so im making this thing[,] Laughing my a** of[,] I only have one rule in this b***h [,] noone be a b***h[,] laughing my a** of[,] or a jackass [,] be nice in here [.] O yeah, laughing my a** off[,] and you have to talk horny[,] laughing my a** off, jusk kidding[,] but you can if you want to[,] it would be nice for me and the guys[.]

All of the punctuation I added.  
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:08 am
WetbackAntichrist
Elizabeth Hawkeye
Quote:
hey im bordso im making this thing lmao i only have 1 ruls in this btich no 1 b a btich lmao or a jack a** b nice in here oh ya lmao and u hafe to talk horny lmao jks but y can if u want it woud b nice 4 me and the guys

It's not that bad, but I couldn't understand it. Even through me amazing translation skills.
Translation.

Im bored so im making this thing[,] Laughing my a** of[,] I only have one rule in this b***h [,] noone be a b***h[,] laughing my a** of[,] or a jackass [,] be nice in here [.] O yeah, laughing my a** off[,] and you have to talk horny[,] laughing my a** off, jusk kidding[,] but you can if you want to[,] it would be nice for me and the guys[.]

All of the punctuation I added.

Arrrrgggggggggh! I smite thee 'lmao'! Not a new lol! T__T  

Ithaya


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PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 5:07 am
Ikonik Angel
WetbackAntichrist
Elizabeth Hawkeye
Quote:
hey im bordso im making this thing lmao i only have 1 ruls in this btich no 1 b a btich lmao or a jack a** b nice in here oh ya lmao and u hafe to talk horny lmao jks but y can if u want it woud b nice 4 me and the guys

It's not that bad, but I couldn't understand it. Even through me amazing translation skills.
Translation.

Im bored so im making this thing[,] Laughing my a** of[,] I only have one rule in this b***h [,] noone be a b***h[,] laughing my a** of[,] or a jackass [,] be nice in here [.] O yeah, laughing my a** off[,] and you have to talk horny[,] laughing my a** off, jusk kidding[,] but you can if you want to[,] it would be nice for me and the guys[.]

All of the punctuation I added.

Arrrrgggggggggh! I smite thee 'lmao'! Not a new lol! T__T
Yes, smite the lmao  
PostPosted: Fri May 26, 2006 7:54 am
WetbackAntichrist
Ikonik Angel
WetbackAntichrist
Elizabeth Hawkeye
Quote:
hey im bordso im making this thing lmao i only have 1 ruls in this btich no 1 b a btich lmao or a jack a** b nice in here oh ya lmao and u hafe to talk horny lmao jks but y can if u want it woud b nice 4 me and the guys

It's not that bad, but I couldn't understand it. Even through me amazing translation skills.
Translation.

Im bored so im making this thing[,] Laughing my a** of[,] I only have one rule in this b***h [,] noone be a b***h[,] laughing my a** of[,] or a jackass [,] be nice in here [.] O yeah, laughing my a** off[,] and you have to talk horny[,] laughing my a** off, jusk kidding[,] but you can if you want to[,] it would be nice for me and the guys[.]

All of the punctuation I added.

Arrrrgggggggggh! I smite thee 'lmao'! Not a new lol! T__T
Yes, smite the lmao
I wanted to smack the guy for the talk horny remark.  

Archdemonessa


Ceegamus

PostPosted: Sat May 27, 2006 8:36 am
What the F*uck??!!??  
PostPosted: Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:17 pm
*blinks* I think...my brain shut down. >_>  

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:52 am
If he wants to "talk horny", there are many other sites and 900 lines that allow for such a thing.  
PostPosted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:49 pm
gonk stressed  

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KiraLight

PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:53 pm
So uh..how many tiems did his a** fall off in that post?  
PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:27 pm
KiraLight
So uh..how many tiems did his a** fall off in that post?

*bursts out laughing* wow, that was funny. i actually now have my whole family staring at me.  

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:59 am
DulcetMelody
KiraLight
So uh..how many tiems did his a** fall off in that post?

*bursts out laughing* wow, that was funny. i actually now have my whole family staring at me.


Haha, I actually laughed at that! Just another example of how, if you decide to take the modern world literally, only about half of what these people say actually makes any kind of sense.  
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