Gay Ninjas(NO OFFENSE! DON'T COME FLAME ME!)

[Mysterymelonman]

DON'T FLAME ME FOR MY OPIONION!!!

Ok...I'm gonna go through a list of characters...and explain why they are gay...hopefully in order...
Zabuza/Haku-Gay Couple:Why? because in one part of the manga after Haku scares off Gato...they say 'oh yes' or something like that, that plus Haku looks like a girl even though he is a guy
Orochimaru-Gay Molester/Rapist/???:HE'S JUST GAY!!! I mean come on people 'I want your body Sasuke-kun' isn't gay enough for you people?!? come on!
(Note:Anyone from Sound is obviously gay also because Orochimaru got them to come to his side, Tayuya and Kin are dykes)
Soon to be gays:
I'm sorry to write this everyone...even though he is friggin' awesome...
Sasuke:He went to Orochimaru...why...why sasuke why...all just to kill some lousy brother you give up your straightness...

I've got more evidence somewhere...oh and by the way I think Mizuki is a rapist...don't ask why...I just think he is...  

[Kai Hyugiha]

That was very entertaining. But there are some contridictions.

Zabuza/Haku - No point in defending them.

Orochimaru - He wants Sasuke's body so he can take it over with that jutsu of his. But I do agree something about him is gay.

Sasuke - He's not gay he just thinks Orochimaru can give him the power to kill his brother.  

[RavenCpu]

In all honesty, I can't see anyone from Naruto being gay. I was thinking about it after you typed that, and it just doesn't fit. I think it's safe to say that most cartoons don't involve gay characters, especially ones as hugely popular as Naruto 3nodding  

[.+[Incognito]+.]

you know, some how I can actually agree to that... sweatdrop  

[Mysterymelonman]

Of course...there is evidence that Orochimaru is straight...he has a REALLY long tongue...sorry for thinking perverted but that;s just me xd sweatdrop xp whee sweatdrop  

[liz_bliz_inc]

Orchimaru definitely gives off a Michael Jacksons vibe.  

[Neko-sama]

RavenCpu

In all honesty, I can't see anyone from Naruto being gay. I was thinking about it after you typed that, and it just doesn't fit. I think it's safe to say that most cartoons don't involve gay characters, especially ones as hugely popular as Naruto 3nodding

I see you say MOST cartoons. There are several that have homosexual characters.  

[RavenCpu]

Neko-sama

RavenCpu

In all honesty, I can't see anyone from Naruto being gay. I was thinking about it after you typed that, and it just doesn't fit. I think it's safe to say that most cartoons don't involve gay characters, especially ones as hugely popular as Naruto 3nodding

I see you say MOST cartoons. There are several that have homosexual characters.

Yeah. I've seen several with gay characters, but for the most part Naruto seems pretty heterosexually oriented. The only characters I could say that might be gay in Naruto are Haku (almost a given) and Oroichimaru.  

[Pyrochan]

The_Last_PlainsWalker

Orchimaru definitely gives off a Michael Jacksons vibe.

xd

Hmm...aside Haku and Orochimaru, everyone seems relatively straight. o_o Well, unless maybe one of the characters has yet to 'come out'.  

[sota_rules33]

eek ................................

(Period continuation edited by Reprieve, sorry it was stretching the page)  

[FogSage]

I'm ashamed that you think that Zabuza and Haku are gay.

Zabuza doesn't love Haku, he used him as a tool. Haku didn't love Zabuza, he loved the fact that he was being acknowledged for something.

THEY ARE NOT GAY!

The only gay one I think of is Jiraiya...........he wanted to look at Naruto when he was in Sexy no Jutsu mode.............even though he knew Naruto was a boy........... eek

Orochimaru isn't gay............none of them are. DIS IS BULLCRAP!  

[Sakki]

FogSage

I'm ashamed that you think that Zabuza and Haku are gay.

Zabuza doesn't love Haku, he used him as a tool. Haku didn't love Zabuza, he loved the fact that he was being acknowledged for something.

THEY ARE NOT GAY!

The only gay one I think of is Jiraiya...........he wanted to look at Naruto when he was in Sexy no Jutsu mode.............even though he knew Naruto was a boy........... eek

Orochimaru isn't gay............none of them are. DIS IS BULLCRAP!

Haku and Zabuza so were xd  

[~the Love Goddess]

Orochimaru... let's not go there, into that terrible strange world of ***** Sasuke really seems gay, and so does Gaara...
I mean, after never being loved by anyone, don't you think Gaara wouldn't care who loves him, as long as he's loved by someone? Even if it's a guy?

And Sasuke, well... He never shows any emotion towards girls. And in the fourth book, he looks Gaara in the eye, then shivers when he thinks of him...

Yeah. Definitely Sasuke.

Haku is not gay, he just happens to look like a girl after being anti-social for so long. savvy?  

[Naniwasaga]

FogSage

I'm ashamed that you think that Zabuza and Haku are gay.

Zabuza doesn't love Haku, he used him as a tool. Haku didn't love Zabuza, he loved the fact that he was being acknowledged for something.

THEY ARE NOT GAY!

The only gay one I think of is Jiraiya...........he wanted to look at Naruto when he was in Sexy no Jutsu mode.............even though he knew Naruto was a boy........... eek

Orochimaru isn't gay............none of them are. DIS IS BULLCRAP!

Jiraya is not gay, he's just a pervert. Even though he looks at Naruto when he turns as a girl, he actually thinks Naurto is a girl. So don't be dissing Jiraya-sama, shiet....he's just perverted.

Oh yeah...all the names you guys said and the evidence that follows is hi-larious indeed.