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Ebania

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:07 pm


Be warned. This post was originally posted in ED, in SinfulGuillotine's thread titled "Sex is like mountain climbing" - (I'm an original there) - and I almost shot myself while reading this.


One who misuses caps lock
AS LONG AS YOUR NOT TEARING UP ANY ONES RELATIONSHIP WHILE YOUR DOING IT. THAN SEX IS COMPLETLY OK.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHO YOUR DOING IT WITH, IF THEY HAVE STD'S, AND EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT HALF AS FUN STILL WEAR A CONDOM IT REALLY ISENT THAT BAD.

eVEN THOUGH I DONT SEE SEX AS IMMORAL MOST OF THE TIME. SOMETIMES IT CAN BE IF PEOPLE JUST WANNA GO OUT AND ******** THE FIRST PERSON THEY SEE WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING THEIR NAME
THAN IT BECOMES WRONG
AND GROSS
AND WELL OTHER STUFF TOO
BUT
TO EACH HIS OWN


There are so many evil qualities of this post, I'm getting scared to look back in the Chatterbox ever again.

eek
PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:15 pm


* Like, Died. *

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Archdemonessa

PostPosted: Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:11 pm


*Stares* Alright, I've seen bad posts, but that was... *shudder*
PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 5:24 am


eek ewww.... not only did the text stink, but what they wrote was just gross.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:42 pm


It's not the worst I've seen in terms of spelling, but the CAPSLOCK makes it look like he's shouting his idiocy to the rest of Gaia. Perhaps I should start expounding the virtues of netiquette as well as proper spelling and grammar.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:49 pm


maybe he can't type without looking at the keyboard
so he accidentally pressed caps lock and started typing...

KiraLight


DulcetMelody

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:30 pm


eww. EWW!!!!!!!. nasty.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:50 pm


I think they need to take the tape off their shift key...
*dies*

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Razten Mizuten

PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:53 am


In the true txt tlk fashion;
OMG!!!!!!!! Hw bd waz tht pst?!?!

However moving on to educated people.
That post is bad, really bad. One should never use the CAPSLOCK like that.
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:40 am


Does burning_eyes sum it all up?

Archdemonessa


DancinnFiendd

PostPosted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:53 pm


Ew that is just disgusting.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 6:28 pm


Oh.. My.. Gosh.

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Teh Caity

PostPosted: Sun Jul 23, 2006 8:15 pm


stare I glare in that persons general direction.

Oops, a drop of blood just fell from my eye to the keyboard. gonk
PostPosted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 7:20 am


Idiot that can't tell capitalized letters from lower-case letters, yes.

It's still readable, even though I think it's a bunch of bullshit.

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Nik Rane

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:06 am


I'm gonna go pester gaia to make an emote for jawdropping now..
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