PM horrors

[lil_mell]

I received this in a pm;

Lost_Kingdom

Yo. cmng tmorw/aftrtmorw at 00:00. Chk on me drng the wk. Nt spozd 2 b on. Tlk 2 othrz, if smthng is unclr. cya, nd hp 2 ryt bk smtim sun. g2g

1st of all, it made my eyes want to bleed. 2ndly, I have no clue what it says sweatdrop

 

[Zealot of Insanity]

Yo. Coming tomorrow afternoon at 00:00(???). Check on me during the week. ?? ????? to be on. Talk to others, if something is unclear. See "ya", ?? ?? ? ??? ?? ????? sun. Got to go.

Wow. I actually managed to translate half of that. gonk  

[Sir Shay]

The Kid that is Illegible.

Yo. cmng tmorw/aftrtmorw at 00:00. Chk on me drng the wk. Nt spozd 2 b on. Tlk 2 othrz, if smthng is unclr. cya, nd hp 2 ryt bk smtim sun. g2g

Yo. Coming tomorrow/after tomorrow at 00:00. Check on me during the week. Not supposed to be on. Talk to others, if something is unclear. See ya, and hope to write back sometime soon. Got to go.

Huzzah for "txt tlk" speaking younger cousins that translate for you! <3

 

[chrystalclear]

The sad thing is that I can translate it. >_>  

[NikiPound]

..the really really sad thing is that I understood it pretty easily when I tried to say it out loud. Perhaps that indicates over-exposure to my illiterate stressed younger brother.  

[Ablepsy]

I have a sudden urge to gouge my eyes out with a spork...

The saddest thing is, I can read it. gonk  

[DulcetMelody]

what's even sadder is, i used to use "txt tlk" (or whatever you call it) so much, i slipped out an "lol"in a real conversation! so i read it really well, and i am proud to say that besides "lol," "omg," "ttyl," and "gtg," i haven't spoken like that on the internet (or in real life) in about 9 months. (9 months ago is when i slipped out the "lol.")
yay for recovery!! blaugh  

[Pythian]

Congratulations of your recovery. The next step is to bring more people over to the light.  

[Archdemonessa]

I... fear for my sanity.  

[Master Sergeant Luigi]

Lost_Kingdom

Yo. cmng tmorw/aftrtmorw at 00:00. Chk on me drng the wk. Nt spozd 2 b on. Tlk 2 othrz, if smthng is unclr. cya, nd hp 2 ryt bk smtim sun. g2g

Yo. Coming tommorow/after tommorow at 00:00 (WTF?)? Check on me during the week. Not supposed to be on (The computer). Talk to others, if something is unclear. C'ya, and hope to wright back sometime soon. Gotta go.

That is actually an accurate translation. I inserted all the () as comments from me.  

[Nicholas Kaze]

Wow. If he's not supposed to be on, one can assume he's hurrying to type before he gets caught on the computer, but for me, typing like that would take a lot longer than typing like this. Makes no sense when you think about it. And '00:00'? Is that code for any time, no time, or 'I'm blowing you off'?  

[Natsuri]

Nicholas Kaze

Wow. If he's not supposed to be on, one can assume he's hurrying to type before he gets caught on the computer, but for me, typing like that would take a lot longer than typing like this. Makes no sense when you think about it. And '00:00'? Is that code for any time, no time, or 'I'm blowing you off'?

My bet's on the user referring to the 24-hour format, also known as "military time."

In your customary 12-hour format, that would translate to 12 midnight, if my intuitive knowledge of time does not deceive me.  

[Farrago]

Quote:

Yo. cmng tmorw/aftrtmorw at 00:00. Chk on me drng the wk. Nt spozd 2 b on. Tlk 2 othrz, if smthng is unclr. cya, nd hp 2 ryt bk smtim sun. g2g

Here is a translation:

Quote:

Hey. I'm coming tomorrow afternoon at midnight. Check on my during the week. I'm not supposed to be on. Talk to others if something is unclear. See you. If you need help too, write back soon. Got to go.

Tomorrow afternoon at 00:00? That makes no sense whatsoever.