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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:41 pm
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hhm.. random ones i remember... there is SOOO many
Jonas Quinn: Hey, Major? How do I know what color to wear?
Carter: We call each other every morning.
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Kershaw: I feel better just knowing there's an archaeologist watching our backs.
Jackson: Yeah, which end do the bullets go in again?
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O'Neill: Do you know what the Goa'uld really want from us? Minnesota, that's what. For the fishing, mostly. I'll take you some time.
Tyler: Fishing?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah. Ask Teal'c. He can't get enough.
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Unas refusing food: Ka!
Jackson: Now don't say Ka until you've tried it.
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Jackson: Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Oz! Mok tal Oz kree!
Jackson: I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob: Why? Who'd you say you were?
Jackson: The... ah... Great and Powerful Oz.
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O'Neill: All right, I gotta know. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Jackson: Well, actually, it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention," "listen up," "concentrate—"
O'Neill: "Yoo hoo"?
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Teal'c: Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
O'Neill: Oh, yeah, yeah... Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
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Jackson: No no no no! Nick! Nick, I'm real! I'm real! You're not hallucinating!
Nicholas Ballard: Hallucinations always say that.
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Maybourne: Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial.
O'Neill: I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you.
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O'Neill: We'll just have to cross that bridge when we come to it.
Bra'tac: No, the bridge is too well guarded.
O'Neill: No, actually, there I was using a cliche.
3nodding
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:51 pm
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I have been gathering quotes related to the Wizard of Oz, here are a few:
Season 3, “seth”
Daniel: (to Sam) You killed him.
O'Neill: Hail, Dorothy.
Season 2, “the tok’ra part 1”
O'Neill: Where's that yellow brick road when you need it, eh, Dorothy?
Season 1, “first commandment”
Sam: So, any indigenous lions, tigers or bears I should lie awake worrying about?
hee hee. I have more, i'll put them up later. xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 11:10 pm
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Daniel: "So how’s the new job?"
Jack: Oy, one crisis after another, this morning the mess got a shipment of Yukon Gold potatoes instead of the usual Russets.
Daniel: "No."
Jack: "Oh Yes. The Gold's don't make for good mash, consistency is all wrong."
Sam: "I hear the new Russian colonel came to see you, made a pitch to join SG-1."
Jack: "Yeah."
Daniel: "What’d ya say?"
Jack: "Told em' to make French Fries."
Daniel: "I meant about the Russian."
Weir: "You risk your life over and over, and ask for nothing in return." Jack: "Don't be fooled – I'm making a list."
Jack: "I've spent my whole life sticking it to The Man. Now I'd be The Man. I don't think I can be The Man." (Jack's The Man! xd )
Jack: "You're so shallow."
Daniel: "Oh please. Teal'c is like one of the deepest people I know. He's so deep. Tell him how deep you are. You'll be lucky if you understand this."
Teal'c: "My depth is immaterial to this conversation."
Daniel: "Ooh! You see?"
Jack: (to Daniel) "No more beer for you."
Dr. Lavant: "Damn it, Colonel, just because they're aliens and their skulls are transparent doesn't mean that they don't have rights!"
Jack: "We brought pizza and a movie. Star Wars. He's seen it... eight times?"
Teal'c: "Nine times."
Jack: "If Teal'c likes it, it's gotta be good."
Sam: "What? You've never seen Star Wars?"
Jack: "Well, you know me and sci-fi..."
Col Simmons: "Need I remind you, Doctor Jackson, of the dangers we're trying to defend Earth from?"
Daniel: "Oh, could you? Uh... go slow." (Snarky Danny at his best! xd )
Shi'fu: "If the instrument is broken, the music will be sour."
Daniel: "The music does not play the musician."
Shi'fu: "Normally there's truth in that."
Daniel: "Really? Good! Because I really didn't have any idea what I was talking about..."
O'Neill: "General, about what you owe me?"
Hammond: "Anything I can do."
O'Neill: "Well, nothing right now, but one day I may ask you to buy back my soul."
O'Neill: "Just so we're clear on this, sir. It's gonna be me, Teal'c, and the great outdoors. That means no cell phones, no fax machines, not another living soul for miles. We'll be unavailable, inaccessible."
Hammond: "Incommunicado."
O'Neill: "Minnesota, sir."
Hammond: "I stand corrected."
O'Neill: "If there's an emergency back at the base, you better plan ahead and tell me now. (the elevator doors start to close) If Thor needs me, he's going to have to beam me up! If it's the Tok'ra, forget it!"
Jacob: "Good. I need you at least five meters from the scout ship, close together. Stand by until I get into position."
O'Neill: "Jacob, is that you?"
Jacob: "Yes, it is, Jack. Now do what we tell you."
O'Neill: "Did you know your ship's bigger than ours?"
O'Neill: "I distinctly remember sitting here listening to Carter prattle on about solar activity and a corona...something."
Carter: "Coronal mass emissions. I was just about to bring it up."
O'Neill: "There you go. How would I know that?"
Carter: "Maybe you read my report."
Daniel (raising his eyebrows in disbelief): "Maybe he read your report?"
Daniel: "Um, I was thinking about what you said about a beam coming from the altar--"
O'Neill: "Four hundred pages of alien text."
Daniel: "Um, right. SG-15 took digital images of the carvings on the ruins.
O'Neill (looking at the papers): Looks familiar."
Daniel: "It should, it's something that you spoke for a few days. It's a variation of the writings used by the ancients."
O'Neill: "Well, if you're looking for help translating it, you're barking up the wrong genius."
Daniel: "No, I realize that the Asgards returned you to normal, which is fortunate... I suppose. But if you could give me more details about the layout of the ruins-- "(Siler runs into Daniel and knocks him down)
Siler: "Gee, sorry, Dr. Jackson!"
O'Neill: "Oops."
O'Neill: "Hey, if it was just me, I'd agree, but what about Teal'c? Come on, is this the face of a crazy man?" (Teal'c glaring) "Bad example."
Hammond (upon finding O'Neill and Teal'c doing the golf thing again):" Colonel O'Neill, what the HELL are you doing?"
O'Neill: "In the middle of my back swing?!"
Hammond: "Well, we're still here, Colonel. I assume you were successful."
O'Neill: "Well, general, you know what they say. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try, try, try, try again."
Seth: "Welcome. Who are you?"
O'Neill: "Well I'm Larry, this is Moe" (he points to Carter, then finally to Daniel), "and of course, everybody's favorite, Curly."
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:47 am
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 9:33 am
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Quote: O'Neill: (imitating Desi Arnaz) Lucy, I'm ho-ome! Teal'c: I am not Lucy.
Quote: Carter: Uh, sir? O'Neill: Yeah? Carter: (uncomfortably) About my earlier behavior... I wasn't myself, and-- O'Neill: Oh, Carter, I don't even *remember* your earlier behavior. Carter: You don't? O'Neill: No, I was infected too, remember? Carter: (relieved) Right! Good, I'm - I'm glad. O'Neill: By the way, how's the wound? Carter: Wound? O'Neill: I understand you got stabbed in the stomach? Carter: Oh, yeah, that - that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar. O'Neill: Well, good. I was concerned. Carter: You were? O'Neill: Sure. (smiles) If it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again.
Quote: Jack: "Wasn't I just..." Sam: "Killed." Jack: "Killed as in..." Sam: "Dead." Jack: "Dead."
Quote: Jack: "No, you can't keep him." |
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:18 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 4:11 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:35 pm
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Quote: DANIEL: Wait a minute, that's not enough time. I mean there has to be some sort of radiation suit or... O'NEILL: Hey! If you'd been listening you know that nintendos pass through everything. DANIEL: I heard. O'NEILL: Everything.
Quote: HAMMOND: And if that thing zaps you to wherever it sent Doctor Jackson? TEAL'C: Then I will have succeeded in locating him.
Quote: O'NEILL: Napoleonic power monger. News?
Quote: ROTHMAN: Teleportation device? I... What do you think? (To Siler) SILER: I think you're gonna get fired.
Quote: NICK: He was more insane than I was. I told him to forget all that nonsense.
Quote: HAMMOND: A civilian who's spent the last 20 years of his life in a psychiatric institution? O'NEILL: Exactly, who's gonna believe him if he says anything? HAMMOND: Colonel you walk a fine line. O'NEILL: Thank you Sir.
Quote: CARTER: You get the feeling Daniel's still around? DANIEL: We have to go back there. O'NEILL: Kinda. CARTER: I guess it's cos we miss him. DANIEL: And we have to talk to those giant aliens. O'NEILL: Or radiation sickness? |
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:49 pm
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O'Neill: "Hey."
Daniel: "Hey."
O'Neill: "How're you doin'?"
Daniel: "Good. Did you get your hair cut?"
O'Neill: "Yeah. Why?"
Daniel: "No reason."
O'Neill: "Can I see your scar?"
Daniel: "No."
O'Neill: "Ah, Fraiser says it'll be about a week before you...get out of here."
Daniel: "You know, it's funny. I mean, after everything we've been through these past few years and of all things it's my appendix that lays me out. It's not going to be a week. I mean, I practically...I feel fine now."
O'Neill: "Wanna go fishing?"
Daniel: "Actually, I wouldn't, ah..." He tries to sit up but grimaces in pain. "Well, maybe, no, you know, maybe I'll just...I will stay here for two or three...three days."
O'Neill: "Bye."
O'Neill: "Say something."
Teal'c, in a space suit: "One small step for Jaffa."
O'Neill: "Very nice."
O'Neill: "Just remember, I retired! You wanted me back."
Hammond: "Colonel, are you all ok?"
Daniel: "Think so."
Carter: "Will be."
Teal'c: "I am very well, General Hammond."
Hammond: "What happened?"
O'Neill: "The damn armbands fell off is what happened!"
Anise: "I am sorry."
Hammond: "Were you successful in destroying the ship?"
Teal'c: "Indeed we were, General Hammond."
Hammond: "Good. Report to the infirmary."
O'Neill: "General, sir? About the obviously impending court-martials, I'd like--"
Hammond: "You were all under the influence of an alien technology, Colonel. That's a pretty solid defense."
O'Neill: "Even, so, I'm sorry."
Carter: "Me too."
Daniel: "Me three."
Teal'c (smugly): "I have no need to apologize."
Hammond: "Teal'c was actually following orders."
O'Neill: "Course he was."
Teal'c: "May we speak privately?"
Sha'nauc: "My symbiote has assured me that this will not happen again."
O'Neill: "Oh, well, if the snake says so, then who are we?"
Anise: "Sah'nauc of the Red Hills, welcome to Vorash."
Sha'nauc: "It is a great honor to meet the Tok'ra."
O'Neill: "They're all right, if you like the type."
Anise: "It is an equal pleasure to see you, Colonel O'Neill. (walks up to Carter) Your father asked that I shake your hand, and give Colonel O'Neill a big kiss from him."
Carter: "Um, that might've been the other way around."
O'Neill: Maybe.
Tour Guide (extremely perky and annoying): "All righty, everyone, everyone please step all the way out, we've arrived at Level 28. Can anyone guess at what special room is on this floor?"
Young Boy: "The Gate room?"
Tour Guide: "Oh, that's very, very close... anyone else?"
Daniel (wearing sunglasses and a hat as a disguise): "He's right. It's the Gate room."
Tour Guide (condescendingly): "Well, what I'm sure many of you don't know is that officially it was known as the "Embarkation" Room because that's where the SG teams "embarked" from. Okay, now we're walking... this way. (stopping in from of a photo) And these people comprise the famous SG-1, arguably the most important -- although not my personal favorite team of the entire command. And we're walking..."
(watching the MALP)
Hammond: "What's it doing?"
Sam: "It's... flying, sir."
Jack: "MALPs can't fly!"
Daniel: "Apparently they can..."
Jack: "Shouldn't there have been a memo about this stuff?"
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:23 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:42 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:16 pm
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Some random Season 8 quotes just for fun...enjoy!
O'Neill: "How about a new hyper-drive for the Prometheus?"
Thor: "That would require discussion with the Asgard High council!"
O'Neill: "Oh come on, you said you wanted to get something nice for the president..." ~Covenant
Pete: "So, how are things in the galaxy?"
Sam: "You know I can't talk about work."
Pete: "Sorry, I like the fact that my girlfriend's super hero.
Sam: A bit of an exaggeration."
Pete: "The hero part? Or the girlfriend part? You travel to other planets to do battle with alien creatures bent on galactic domination. Just because you don't wear a tight spandex outfit, doesn't mean that you're not....although it's an idea you might wanna consider. "~Affinity
Daniel: "Wow! I like what you're doing with the place. Jaffa chic, with an African flair."
Teal'c: "I have discovered there are many programmes on television, which offer advice in the art or home design and decoration."
Daniel: I'm a little more into the history channel myself.
Teal'c: "Can I offer you anything?"
Daniel: "No I'm fine, how's the fern doing?(Show a dying fern) Don't suppose you've tried talking to it."
Teal'c: "I have not. Perhaps you should tell me why you are here."
Daniel: "A guy can't come by and visit his friend? Yep, I heard what happened the other day. 3 KO's first round."
Teal'c: "O'Neill sent you to speak with me."
Daniel: "No...yeah."
Teal'c: "I broke no law. I intervened to prevent a criminal activity. I was forced to defend myself."
Daniel: "You see, that's kind of the point. Look, there's no reason why you shouldn't be allowed to live off base. Especially as you're not carrying a symbiote anymore, but you're supposed to be keeping a low profile."
Teal'c: "That is not always easy."~Affinity
Jack: "Teal'c."
Teal'c: "We have won."
Jack: "That's what we do."~Avatar
Jack: "Carter, all I heard was ‘Matrix', and I found those films quite confusing." ~Avatar
Jack: "You know, I always thought a failsafe system was supposed to be safe . . . from failure." ~Avatar
Sam: "Sir, you may have done it again."
Jack: "Yes. (long pause) How did I do it this time?" ~Avatar
Jack: "Daniel...squirrelly!"~Icon
Ba'al: "You dare mock me?"
Jack O'Neill: "Come on, Ba'al. You should know. Of course, I dare mock you."~Zero Hour
Jack: "Teal'c, what's with the hair?
Thor: "O'Neill?"
Jack: "Thor? You got aspirin?"
Thor: "You should feel better momentarily and your memory will slowly return."
Jack: " Teal'c what's with the hair?"
Thor: "The specifications for the device you created remain in the computer. I believe I can synthesize it."
Jack: "Sweet. What is it?"
Daniel: "We don't know, you made it."
Jack: "No"
Daniel: "Yes"
Jack: "No"
Daniel: "Yes"
Jack: "No"
Daniel: "Yes"~New Order
Jack: "Who's your daddy?!"~New Order
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2004 9:51 pm
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My Sacrifices Quotes: biggrin
Jack: "What was my question again?"
Daniel: "Uhm, "how's it going"."
Jack: "It seemed so innocuous at the time.."
Jack: "Fella's how was the trip?"
Teal'c: "I have been betrayed by those I trusted most."
Jack: "That good eh?"
Jack: "Look T. I'm not gonna tell you how to raise your kid, but I've always found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole mess of problems."
Jack: "They want a what?"
Sam: "A goat sir."
Jack: "You can tell them, lamb is far less gamey."
Sam: "They want it for a ritual sacrifice."
Jack: "Yeah, well you can tell them that's not gonna happen."
Sam: "Yeah, I was hoping you would say that."
Jack: "They can have a piñata, that's always fun."
Sam: "I'll suggest it sir."
Jack: "Come in. Bra'tac. What's that smell?"
Bra'tac: "I believe that is the horses O'Neill. The warriors or Hac'tyl are greatful for your generosity."
Jack: "Well, you know me. Always willing to help those who need help."
Bra'tac: "You are indeed a most wise and gracious leader, O'Neill of Minnesota."
Jack: "Sit down, you old coot. You look white."
Bra'tac: "I am to officiate the rite of everlasting union between Ry'ac and Corinne. I have consulted with Ista on the matter, and despite the evacuation of Hac'tyl, she wishes the wedding to proceed as planned, and as scheduled."
Jack: "Meaning here."
Bra'tac: "A more suitable world is not likely to be found in time. Delaying the ceremony will only grant another delay to Molac's tyranny."
Jack: "You know what it took to get approval for Tailgate Tuesdays? There'll be cake?"
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