They're invading the ED

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

In this thread, some n00b wrote:

Quote:

wen u get mared u betta fuc yo man nd giv him a sun o he slap u up

Lovely... cheese_whine  

[Archdemonessa]

Alrighty then, what did that say. I'm not sure I fully understood that.  

[Ebania]

"wen u get mared u betta fuc yo man nd giv him a sun o he slap u up"

Translation: When you get married, you better ******** your man and give him a son, or he'll slap you up.

mad

 

[King Kento]

Well since I joined in '04, There has always been people doing that stuff in ED. ED has always had issues, and there always will be uness there starts to be some rediculous requirements such as an essay or test, which would be unrealistic, time consuming, and probably would even still not do too much.  

[How so Joe]

ho hum....
What I don't understand is why people bother...
It takes me longer to type out a sentence in net speak than in ordinary English...

 

[chrystalclear]

The only time that I EVER use txt tlk is when I'm IMing my friends by cellphone (and they are REALLY FAST TYPERS!) or when I'm just kidding around. But this is ridiculous!  

[x-Sadistic_Angel-x]

Obviously an illerate white kid who he thinks he's 'GANGSTUH!!'. Quite pathetic, really. *Domo Kun eats the illiterate b*****d* domokun domokun  

[DancinnFiendd]

How so Joe

ho hum....
What I don't understand is why people bother...
It takes me longer to type out a sentence in net speak than in ordinary English...

that's excatly what i think!  

[Maquarrie]

Ebony the Peacian Vampire

"wen u get mared u betta fuc yo man nd giv him a sun o he slap u up"

Translation: When you get married, you better ******** your man and give him a son, or he'll slap you up.

mad

eek That doesn't even make entire sense to me. At least 1337-speak started from a (very) basic form of encryption. txt-tlk is pure laziness. "He'll slap you up," indeed.  

[Nicholas Kaze]

Ebony the Peacian Vampire

"wen u get mared u betta fuc yo man nd giv him a sun o he slap u up"

Translation: When you get married, you better ******** your man and give him a son, or he'll slap you up.

mad

If a man hits a woman, he is no man. Why marry him in the first place? That's what I'd like to know.  

[Natsuri]

Nicholas Kaze

Ebony the Peacian Vampire

"wen u get mared u betta fuc yo man nd giv him a sun o he slap u up"

Translation: When you get married, you better ******** your man and give him a son, or he'll slap you up.

mad

If a man hits a woman, he is no man. Why marry him in the first place? That's what I'd like to know.

Low-class logic...the ghetto-dwellers never get the message, apparently. confused  

[Dodger Gunning]

Slap me up, my a**. He'll get a frying pan to the head in the middle of the night; b*****d's gotta sleep sometime, that's what my daddy always told me.

The grammar isn't even what offended me most about that statement. How sad.