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Look! An analogy from a Video Game to the noob problem!

Master Sergeant Luigi

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Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:15 pm


	If you play the game Morrowind, officially The Elder Scrolls III, you will understand this analogy: Gaia is the Vvardenfell district in the province of Morrowind (Forums), of the Empire of Tamriel (The Internet). In the center of Morrowind, is a region known as "Red Mountain" (Chatterbox/GD). Many years ago, the Tribunal (Admins) put a giant magical artifact around Red Mountain known as the "Ghostfence" (ToS). There is one opening in the Ghostfence, and it is the Ghostgate, which is guarded by Ordinators and Bouyant Armigers (Moderators). The Ghostfence was put around Red Mountain to keep in Dagoth Ur (King of noobs) and his horrible legions of undead (Noobs), along with the Blight Disease (Noob Diseases, such as NOSPACEBARVIRUS), from contaminating the rest of Morrowind.

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 1:34 pm


	Oh wow...

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Zealot of Insanity

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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 9:51 am


	That's nice!

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:48 am


	Oh my god...

SJC^Superslacker^

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Ramda

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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:46 pm


	Frighting but intelectually stimulating confused

Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:00 am


	>.< what game is this? cute explanation nonetheless

dianersj

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Galadedrid Damodred

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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 9:44 pm


	Don't be mean! Everyone was new to Gaia once upon a time! It's not like they can just sign up and suddenly be experts! I hate people who hate noobs!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 11:12 pm


	Morrowind is the best, so that makes you. Uhh, I don't know. Awsome?

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SJC^Superslacker^

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Posted: Thu Aug 24, 2006 6:37 am


	Owww... my head hurts...

Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 5:36 pm


	A Soul So Black Don't be mean! Everyone was new to Gaia once upon a time! It's not like they can just sign up and suddenly be experts! I hate people who hate noobs! They, n00bs, can at least try and be newbs. ((There IS a difference. n00bs are the ones everyone gets annoyed about. Newbs are the ones who at least ask for help, are sorry they did something wrong and don't pretend to know everything)).

Oni no Seiryuu

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Galadedrid Damodred

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Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:05 am


	Oni no Seiryuu A Soul So Black Don't be mean! Everyone was new to Gaia once upon a time! It's not like they can just sign up and suddenly be experts! I hate people who hate noobs! They, n00bs, can at least try and be newbs. ((There IS a difference. n00bs are the ones everyone gets annoyed about. Newbs are the ones who at least ask for help, are sorry they did something wrong and don't pretend to know everything)). Okay, so not all newbs are n00bs, but it's not like they can HELP being annoying! And not all of them have bad grammar! My sister, cherry_bomber, is a noob (annoying little squirt) and her grammar is, while imperfect, excellent for an 11 year old! So there!

Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:03 am


	Galadedrid Damodred Oni no Seiryuu A Soul So Black Don't be mean! Everyone was new to Gaia once upon a time! It's not like they can just sign up and suddenly be experts! I hate people who hate noobs! They, n00bs, can at least try and be newbs. ((There IS a difference. n00bs are the ones everyone gets annoyed about. Newbs are the ones who at least ask for help, are sorry they did something wrong and don't pretend to know everything)). Okay, so not all newbs are n00bs, but it's not like they can HELP being annoying! And not all of them have bad grammar! My sister, cherry_bomber, is a noob (annoying little squirt) and her grammar is, while imperfect, excellent for an 11 year old! So there! Just because you think your sister's annoying doesn't mean everyone on the Internet thinks she is, so technically (unless I'm mistaken) she's a newb, not a n00b.