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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:36 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:38 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:39 am
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:41 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:04 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:19 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:24 pm
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:00 am
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BigJammer A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father of the baby. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch.. Again, could be stupid funny... that's an old one...but they are all good rofl
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haloshatterer Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 4:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Aug 28, 2006 11:16 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:37 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:55 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:03 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:58 pm
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Phoenixliv OK this one's fairly long but it's a good'un so bear with me. This man was really bored so he went to the pet store to get a pet to keep him amused. As he's looking around the store someone behind him says," psst hey buddy" He whips around only to find no one there and a leggless parrot sitting on a perch. "hello?" he says and the bird replies "yeah, hey I bet if you wanted to buy me you could get a sweet discount if you mention my lack of legs." "Well sweet, he's a talking bird" thinks the man as he grabs up the parrot. "that's a great idea!" So the man is really enjoying his friendship with this bird. They talk long into the night after the man's wife has gone off to bed every night. One night they're setting down for a chat maybe 2 weeks in and the bird mentions the wife having a visitor. "she wasn't really dressed man, just a skimpy nightie. She answered the door and let the mailman in." The man can't believe it. "what?! Well what happened next?" "Well she starts gettin all fresh and rubbing him all over same as he's doing back. They're makin out you know." The man says"Well what happened next? She didn't actually ..." The bird looks at him shakes his head and says, "Sorry dude, I don't know what happened next; My d**k got hard and I fell off my perch."
Omg rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 12:39 pm
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