Redneck Jokes

[The Once Shaded]

You might be a redneck if you like Jeff Foxworthy's 'You might be a redneck if' jokes......

Yoooou might be a redneck.

If this is the Comedy Central Subforum, then you just can't leave this thread alone. xd Anything that's redneck, and it doesn't have to be Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes, goes here. 3nodding  

[The Once Shaded]

You might be a redneck if you have to wear boots and carry a flashlight to go to the batheroom.  

[BigJammer]

^^^^ at all these jokes rofl  

[The Once Shaded]

rofl  

[BigJammer]

you think watching professional wrestling is foreplay  

[BigJammer]

you no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.  

[BigJammer]

you think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader  

[BigJammer]

that billboard that says, “Say No To Crack” reminds you to pull up your jeans.  

[BigJammer]

you go to your family reunions looking for a date.  

[BigJammer]

you’ve got more than three cousins named “Bubba”.  

[The Once Shaded]

You drink a beer at a ulegy. :Xd  

[BigJammer]

you ever won first prize in a tobacco spittin’ contest.  

[BigJammer]

you honest-to-God think women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.  

[The Once Shaded]

Your house is mobile and three cars that you own are not.  

[The Once Shaded]

You have a wallet that is exactly like George Castanza's from the show Sienfield. (Made that one up. Lol.)