Ways to freak people out in an elevator.

[Talon Tearine]

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.

Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

Lay down the Twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

Ask, "Did you feel that?"

Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's OK, don't panic, they open again!"

Swat at flies that don't exist.

Tell people that you can see their aura.

Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.

Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on."

Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"  

[Shirahoshi_Hime_Sama]

when s/o fat walks on say "what's the weight capasity on here? 5 ppl or 500 lbs"  

[haloshatterer]

rofl

lean against the elevator buttons  

[Talon Tearine]

Lol. I'm thinking of actually trying some of them one day.  

[haloshatterer]

Talon Tearine

Lol. I'm thinking of actually trying some of them one day.

i've done a few of them  

[haloshatterer]

shake the person's hand when they enter the lift

lean over to another passenger and whisper "noogie patrol coming"

in the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom

when at least 6 people have boarded, moan from the back: "oh no, not now, motion sickness!"

meow occasionally

walk on with a cooler that has 'human head' written on the side

say "ding" at each floor

stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "you're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator  

[Wolfeona The Wise]

this is a good one for girls

burp constantly if they look at you smile and say i got bubles in my tummy and when they turn around say just loud enouph for them to hear i like bubbles and then give a wicked giggle if they dont look wait until they get of and say in a snody voice excuse you!  

[Fairy Pagan Goddess]

Walk in the elevater, muttering to yourself, biting you thumb nail, and looking at everyone like they are out to get you.  

[Glowing_darkness5994]

Those are funny. I had one in mind... but i lost it from laughing at those. lol oh well itll come back sooner or later.  

[Glowing_darkness5994]

oh yeah.

Jump up and down and then pretend you didnt do it. the elevator shakes...
or jump/dance and then like grap the railings and say, OMG! ITS GONNA BLOW!  

[Glowing_darkness5994]

omg i was at the mall picking up a portrait with my mom and i was like, do you have a pen?

then when the doors closed, i was like, Dont worry mom. theyll open agian.

It was funny.  

[Aerorocker007]

Oh I love these!

:: Walk in with a cooler that says "human head" on the side::

:: Start randomly acting out movies (playing every role yourself)::

:: Bring a portable radio and start BLASTING "Love in an Elevator::

:: Look at someone and ask them if they heard a cable snapping::

Me and one of my friends actually did the last one at a hotel once, and someone actually stopped the elevator and got off! xd
I guess they didn't realize that if the elevator had really broken, they wouldn't have been able to stop it.  

[chibi-Violet Rose]

Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

I did this one. The curiosity was killing them.

Then I turned up my nose and said eww I told you to wait until you got outside to do that.

Works best when you all have a long way to go.  

[Sogeki Skellington]

heres one: lean over to someone and say "i sense a disturbance in my a**"  

[Sogeki Skellington]

hum the mission impossible theme and when someone looks at you say"dammit where did i put that bomb?!"