10 things not to say to your girlfriend's parents

[Talon Tearine]

10. Can I pull my car in your garage? I'm not sure how long that cop car will stay lost.

9. There ain't nothing that beats that great feeling of knowing your HIV test results are negative! I bet Sara's will be okay too.

8. Nice place you got here. That painting looks expensive. I bet a nice home like this came with a safe already built in, didn't it?

7. Sara is so pretty I've decided to give up being bisexual just for her.

6. Those home pregnancy kits aren't very reliable in my opinion.

5. We're going to keep our relationship quiet for now. My wife can be rather vindictive at times.

4. Can you believe it! Those sh!t heads at the corner market won't cash my welfare check!

3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?

2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?

1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.  

[fox914]

lol xD Those are hilarious especially #5. xd  

[Lai Houn]

rofl  

[Fairy Pagan Goddess]

Well my friend dad use to tell all her new boyfriends, "I'm not afraid to go back to prison", and give them one of these crazy looks.  

[Shadow_Qween]

Fairy Pagan Goddess

Well my friend dad use to tell all her new boyfriends, "I'm not afraid to go back to prison", and give them one of these crazy looks.

lol  

[FireMatrix]

all are good....one of those I actually did and got a better reaction than what I thought.  

[Adaghar]

my step dad would show his daughters boyfriend his collection of guns, then tell them to pick one out. when they did he told them thats the one they get shot with if they knock her up.  

[HannahMontanaRocks]

rofl biggrin surprised lol  

[Invisible_Heroine]

rofl rofl rofl so funny!!!!!  

[haloshatterer v2]

"do you know if cold sore cream works on genital herpes too?"