Outrageous Definitions

[Aurora Sing]

How to play:
Simple. Avi above you will give a word. You will give a definition of that word that's true but you wouldn't find in any dictionary. The weirder, funnier, and more outrageous the better! Then you give a word the the next avi below.

Example:
Glue- a sticky paste that is the 4th food group for kindergarten boys.

Snickers


Snickers- A yummy chocolate bar. Also; the reaction people who eat too many will get from the oppostite sex, which causes them to eat more of said candy bar for comfort food.


Get it? Got it? Let's play!

First Word:
Cherry  

[VOMiTxromancex]

cherry-a delicious fruit that can be "popped" ;]

(ew. dirty.)

telephone.  

[themadwriter]

another tool for communicating kinky ideas

pulpit  

[VOMiTxromancex]

a place where two people can(but shouldn't) have intercourse.

long  

[Aurora Sing]

the time that you wait in line; at the post office, the bank, the grocery store...

apple pie  

[CnnmnSpider]

A rather popular dessert... and projectile.

Airplane.

 

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Something else we have to take our shoes off to get inside.

Potato  

[chessiejo]

the basic substance of a popular character from the Toy Story movie



sandals  

[cherriesgopop]

A pair of shoes that will most likely kill your feet.

heart

 

[American Dreamcatcher]

The part of the body most often broken.


Hammer  

[CnnmnSpider]

Weapon, the silver variety of which was used by the title character of a Beatles song.

School.

 

[my~pet~Nathaniel]

a place where many kids go to get away from home and gossip.

calendar  

[JuugatsuYume]

where the chinese look to see if it's a good day to do anything

parking permit  

[American Dreamcatcher]

that sticker that you have trouble getting to stick to your windshield, until you don't need it anymore, at which time you can't remove it with anything.

Needle  

[xXBRIMSTONEXx]

Something Brimstone has been poked with quite enough thankyou.

Biscuit