You Killed the AAY- How'd you do it? And WHY?

[Aari-chan]

Okay... Kinda explains itself. The rules are simple. You state how you killed the AAY (with what weapon) and why you killed them...

Example....

I stabbed him with a dagger in the stomach because he had tried to feed me spinach.

So, have fun!  

[JuugatsuYume]

have orly hug her till she suffocates cuz she wouldnt eat the spinach sweatdrop  

[BansheeinHades]

I killed her with my bare hands because she bought toilet paper that was too soft and it pissed me off whenever I tried using it.  

[Duality987654321]

I killed him with a boiling ball becuase he made me smell his shoes  

[xUltra Violetx]

I killed him with 13 toothpicks because he makes silly posts sometimes crying  

[CnnmnSpider]

I didn't kill her, her little ghosty did because I was jealous of her blanket. But I swear I had nothing to do with it. ninja

 

[[ a c e ]]

I'm allergic to animals and she kept bringing those darn things around, so I soaked a rag in pepper spray and shoved it down her throat to see how SHE would like it. evil  

[The Blue Blue]

Dark magic and pointy umbrella.
Because I'm evil that way.  

[Ortinbras]

from above with shihuriken, because i was highered to ninja  

[Duality987654321]

4589798584569987987 splinters becuase he/she never wore shoes  

[BansheeinHades]

I drowned him in home made orange juice, because he was allergic to oranges, and I was mad at him because he didn't wave back when I waved at him.  

[Aari-chan]

I put him in a small concrete box and lit a hundred cigarettes to suffocate him because he smoked in my bubble (you don't touch Aari's bubble)  

[BansheeinHades]

Breaks her bubble with a mallet, and hits her head ~accidentally~ for taking all my cigarettes to suffocate me. domokun  

[Duality987654321]

Kiils him with shards of glass for killing me in orange juice in my before life and he knew I was allergic...and he said I had something on my back  

[CnnmnSpider]

I buried a medium-sized fire axe in his spinal column because a hologromatic virus made me go insane. (A million points to anyone who knows what this is referencing.)