Bad pick up lines...

[flam3gurl]

Aah yes, we've all heard of them. Pick up lines intended to get you a date but end up comical, cheesy or absolutely crap.

I know a few:

-Did it hurt?
What hurt?
When you fell down from heaven...

-What's cookin good lookin?

-Are you a parking ticket, cause you've got fine written all over you!

-This candy's sweet, but not as sweet as you!

Yes, some of them I heard from my friends. So anyone else know any?  

[Fairy Pagan Goddess]

I lost my number, can I have yours?  

[haloshatterer]

lol, don't ask me, no one has tried any pick up lines on me  

[Shadow_Qween]

This is a lame1 but..Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?  

[laydee_t]

This is so lame.. Did you have cambell soup this morning? Cuz you're looking mm.. mm.. good.  

[laydee_t]

Here's another one. Did I see you on the Frosted Flakes cereal box? Cuz you're looking grrreat.  

[Adaghar]

my friend was soooo drunk when he called one of our girlfriends and said this to her. "im not a plumber but ill clean your pipes anyways"  

[Lunalobo]

Your legs are like peanut butter, soft, creamy, and easy to spread.  

[Forsaken By Thy]

okay i got some relly corney ones

*if i could rearange the alphebt i'd put U and I together

* Hay Baby are you tired because you'v been running throw my mind all day

*"hay baby where you going the party is right here"guy make hand motions towords his croch

*girl heaven must be missing an angel because i see one right here in frunt of me

*"hay wana put your hand in my pocket...no not that one the one in the frunt"Winks at the girl

rofl rofl

 

[Shadow1697]

I heard my friend yell this to my teacher rofl

(he was expelled rofl )

do you know karate? Cause ur body's kickin'!  

[Iyasai]

My friend told me this one. sad thing is, it worked for him.

"i like every bone in your body. even mine."  

[XxX_LiZzZaY64]

Haha that peanut butter one is just sad...  

[Sogeki Skellington]

not sure but
boy:how much does a penguin weigh?
girl:idk
boy:enough to break the ice, hi my name is -------  

[haloshatterer v2]

some of those are terrible  

[Sogeki Skellington]

i think thats the point