Silly sentence time

[Pax Romana]

Here's a bit of silliness I found in another guild I visit. Thought it would be fun. biggrin

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a foreigner
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------a llama
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------my sister
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that!
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm a pirate.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I can't control myself!

Now type out the sentence you made and post it!  

[Pax Romana]

I'll get the ball rolling...

I did the Macarena with a phone because the voices told me to (did not... did too... did not...)  

[Ethozz]

I choked on a football player because i was drunk!?!? eek eek  

[JuugatsuYume]

i choked on a football player because im cool like that eek

rofl  

[[ a c e ]]

i choked on a football player because I was drunk.  

[[ a c e ]]

All three of us have the same birthday? That's NUTS. xd  

[Pax Romana]

Wow! eek That's freaky! Who'd a-thunk it? Three people in same guild with same b-day! What are the chances?! LOL!

Maybe we should have a birthday post... if there isn't one already.  

[LunaBlu]

I kicked my sister because i'm sexy and I do what I want. ((^^;;; LoL))  

[LillieRose]

I murdered a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want! rofl  

[CandySplurge]

I kicked your mom because I'm cool. xd  

[xXYunaRiverXx]

I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want !
LOL!!!! No, that did not happen.  

[darkmoon_samurai]

I loved a llama because thats how i roll  

[JuugatsuYume]

[ a c e ]

All three of us have the same birthday? That's NUTS. xd

actually mine was a boring one so i used one of my friends' mrgreen  

[myopiactic]

I loved your mom because I hate myself.

eek  

[AnitaAngelo]

I smoked my brother because I hate myself...

O.o say what now? I don't even have a brother...XD