Things a Naruto Character Would Never Say

[Fumoffu]

Kakashi: It seems I'm early today.
Sasuke: Naruto, your better than me.
Naruto: Not Ramen Again.
Jiraiya: Hmm i want to try a new angle for my book *heads towards the men's hot springs*
Third Hokage: Let's release the Kyuubi for the hell of it.
Rock Lee: I quit.

Anythign you guys can think of ^^  

[Numnutz]

Saske: Oh Sakura-chan Marry Me!
Yours are great XD  

[BluedragonJade]

Gai: Kakashi! I have found you Get ready...you know what maybe another day I don't feel like challenging you...
Tsnuade : Hmm Maybe I should act and look my age.  

[Fumoffu]

BluedragonJade

Gai: Kakashi! I have found you Get ready...you know what maybe another day I don't feel like challenging you...
Tsnuade : Hmm Maybe I should act and look my age.

Lol thats a good one ^^  

[|_Amari_]

Tsunade: Awh, damnit! I left my walking stick back in the casino.
Naruto: Screw this, Sasuke can find his own damn self. ( pertaining to recent manga storyline. )
Neji: I think I need some glasses, my eyes are killing me.
Anko: Damn, Jiraya is a hot foo.
Jiraya ( with Tsunade, Anko, and 4 female shinobi's around him ) : ..Pimpin' ain't easy.

If you don't like my choice of words, SCREW YOU! xp  

[Yomei]

Tsunade: Hey...I won!

Jiraiya: (to any random woman) You know...you're really not my type.  

[Deep Despair]

kakashi: teamwork is for the weak... *yawn*
sasuke: AIIIE! *faints*
zabuza: I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!! *runs around, throwing flower petals*  

[Beh Bear]

Chouji: How many calories does this have? Oh, no no no... I can't eat that. I'm on a diet, you know.

Kakashi: And now, I shall reveal my face to the whole village! :: Whips his mask off. ::

Tsunade: ..Now, for today's mission--
Shikamaru: ALRIGHT! How exciting! I love missions~! Give it to me, babeh!!

Naruto: Hey, guys.
Sakura, Sasuke, Kakashi: Yeah?
Naruto: Did you know that the concept of odd and even is a philosophical illusion?
( Note: I got that from some commercial. ^ )
S, S, and K: . . . . . . .

Shino: :: Accidentally crushes one of his bugs. :: Whoops. Oh well, like it matters. I've got a whole bunch of 'em anyway..

Hinata: :: Beats the hell out of Neji in their match. :: Yeah! Hell yeah! I am the superior one you mother f**ckah! :: She kicks him in the side as Neji lays there on the floor, whimpering. ::
*** This is not to offend any Neji fans out there. I think Neji is cool, too. o_o;;

Sakura: My forehead is teh seckz! (or however it's spelt or something).

Akamaru: :: Tosses a rubber ball somewhere. :: Fetch, Kiba, fetch!
Kiba: =D! :: Runs off to retrieve the ball and returns it to Akamaru. ::
Akamaru: Good boy!

Kakashi: Gai, after all these times we've fought against each other, I have begun to admire you. The way you think and act inspires my soul.. I want to be just like you. Maybe I'll even get a bowl haircut like yours!
-insert screams of horror from Kakashi fans here-

Shizune: :: Serves Tsunade-sama breakfast. ::
Tsunade: Mm.. this bacon is delicious.
Shizune: ^_^ Well, I'm glad you like it, Tsunade-sama.
Tsunade: :: Looks around a bit. :: Hey, do you know where Ton ton is?
Shizune: ...Uh, he ran away.. Eh heh heh..  

[Deep Despair]

gonk beh bear....... ~SCREAM OF COMPLETE HORROR AT THE THOUGHT OF KAKASHI WITH A BOWL-CUT~
. . .
~dies~  

[Reprieve]

Naruto: But why are you giving me this really special healing cream?
Hinata: Naruto... it's because... I love you with all my heart! Now rub this healing cream all over your handsome self! 3nodding

Sakura: Sasuke is starting to get lame... "I'm more special?" His lines are getting lamer and lamer... stare

Naruto: scream Shut up Sasuke you got nothin on the demon fox, nothin! I swear, if you get me mad one more time, he's gonna make me uber, uber powerful and then you're gonna die like you should have in the Mist Country!
Sasuke: crying I'm sorry Naruto, I didn't mean it!

*during chuunin exam*
Kabuto: Hm... I think I'll cheat off of Naruto! surprised


sad Sorry if I have mentally damaged any fans or such...lol.  

[Kazrielle]

*Kakashi hugs Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke and says "Mooooo....."*  

[Yomei]

Kara Kazeneko

*Kakashi hugs Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke and says "Mooooo....."*

Moo? XD That would be...um....VERY interesting, to say the least.  

[ChibiAngelwolf]

Sasuke: I want to be just like my big brother (currently not in the past)

Sakura: Man, Naruto is so hott...and so is Kakashi...

Kakashi: Maybe I should tell everyone about my Sharingan eye..

Hinata: I truely don't love Naruto, I love Neji with all my heart!!!

Neji: Maybe I should fight without the baringan (spelling sorry..)

Ino: Naruto is mine Sakura!
Sakura: NO HE ISN'T HE IS MINE!!
Sasuke: Hi Sakura heart heart I just wanted to let you know how much I love you.
Sakura: EWWW I want to be with Naruto not you!!

Jirayia: Maybe being a pervert isn't the life to be for me...  

[Lord Jyabil]

Sakura: I Love You Lee-San  

[BluedragonJade]

*Cast breaks into random songs*
Shikamaru " I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my...."
Sasuke" row row row your boat gently down the stream merrily..."
Neji" I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts standing in a row ..."
Shino" Staying at the YMCA ....."
Gaara" You are my sunshine my only sunshine ..."
Kankuro" I'm a barbie in a barbie world life in plastic it's fantastic..."
Naruto"and all the girls say Save a horse ride a cowboy..."
Kakashi" patty cake patty cake bakers man ..." ( old nursery ryhme sorry if some of you don't recoginize it))
Gai" hit me baby one more time ..."
Tsnuade "I'm a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater.."((Halloween song)) That's it for now until I come up with more!