Things the Naruto cast would never say.

[Missing00]

The title speaks for it self, just write funy situations for the cast of Naruto. Example.

(After a climactic battle)

Akatsuki Leader: Iruka never told you about your father.
Naruto: Yeah his did, belive it! He told me that my father was killed after sealing the nine-tailed fox inside me.
Akatsuki Leader: No Naruto...I am your father! (takes off shillouett suit to reveal that he is Yondamie)
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Now it's your turn.  

[Syndactyly]

One the next chapter of Naruto!!

Asuma: *just stabbed by Hidan* I got killed... DED... D:
Kotetsu: NOOB.
Izumo: I spit candy at chyoo. :O FRIENDLY FIRE!
Kotetsu: NUT FUNNI. DONT MAKE ME KILL U.
Hidan: I am SO not a massichist.
Kakuzu: Right. And my name is Santa Claus.
Shikamaru: Owned. o 3o;
Naruto: WHY AM I HERE?! >:U Oh... my.

End.  

[sk8intree]

neji: i think im going blind

kidoumaru: i hate spiders  

[The Tao of Maple Syrup]

Hinata: Naruto... I love you.
Naruto: I love you too, Hinata.
*blushing sequence follows*

 

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Ino: You know what? Screw Sasuke! I have better things to do than to obsess over an emo boy. Although...I wonder....Oh Sakura.  

[Syndactyly]

Hinata: Screw Naruto! Come on over here, big boy.
Chouji: *eating violently, crumbs fly at Hinata, Ino, and Shikamaru*
Hinata: OH... So you feel the same way...!
Chouji: *BELCH*
Ino: Ulp! *covers mouth*
Hinata: I see... So... See ya later, then! redface
Chouji: *steals Hinata's food*
Hinata: Oh...
Chouji: RAAAAHH!! *eats it violently*
Hinata: ...Oh!
Shikamaru: *turns pale*
Chouji: HMMMM!!
Ino: *starts shaking*
Hinata: How do you... eat so much...
Chouji: *chugs milk*
Hinata: ...sexy?
Ino, Shika: eek exclaim *they leave quickly in opposite directions*
Chouji: Haarrumn? eek  

[Syndactyly]

Gaara: Look man... I'm sorry.
Lee: Oh... what?
Gaara: Let's be friends.
Lee: I thought we already went over this. You know. When you saved me.
Gaara: No... no... we need to... formally make up.
Lee: Tea?
Gaara: No, no. Not the tea. *touches Lee's hand*
Lee: Ah...!
Naruto: *walks in on them* Oh... Ah... Eh... gonk *twitch twitch*
Lee: RAAAHH!! *kicks Gaara across the room*
Gaara: OOF! *hits wall*
Naruto: *screams like a girl*
Gai: *pops in, soapy and in a towel* WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?! YOU INTURRUPTED MY BUBBLEBATH!!
All: ................ eek  

[churrlo]

LOL!!!! rofl  

[Missing00]

Kisame: Itachi-kun, I've always been wondering, why did you kill your entire family?
Itachi:.....Well....(Flashback)
Itachi's mom: (brings him icecream) Here Itachi, I got you some icecream, and it's you favorite.
Itachi: Ooh yummy! (Takes a bite) Heey this is vannila.
Itachi's mom: So?
Itachi: I hate vannila.(end flashback)
Itachi: And the rest it history.
Kisame:............ neutral  

[Missing00]

Zabuza: *reading fan mail* *sigh* For the last time I do not have hot gay sex with Haku so stop asking!  

[Syndactyly]

missing nin itachi

Kisame: Itachi-kun, I've always been wondering, why did you kill your entire family?
Itachi:.....Well....(Flashback)
Itachi's mom: (brings him icecream) Here Itachi, I got you some icecream, and it's you favorite.
Itachi: Ooh yummy! (Takes a bite) Heey this is vannila.
Itachi's mom: So?
Itachi: I hate vannila.(end flashback)
Itachi: And the rest it history.
Kisame:............ neutral

THAT'S the best one so far. xd  

[Wtq-2]

Sasuke: Sakura... I love you babe.
Sakura: Get the hell away from me you creep!  

[Public Pervert]

Kakashi: Check out my grills! -pulls down mask and grins-
Sasuke: Oh, dat's nuffin! Check out my pimp skills! -hand gestures to all his fangirls-
Sakura: I just got back from getting transplants!
Kakashi:...........................Daaaaamn!
Naruto: RAD!
Sasuke: -looks at Kakashi- He's cracked
Kakashi: Fo' sure.  

[churrlo]

Akatsuki leader: Ok guys, we need some food. Anyone got money?
Everyone: Nope... we're all poor
Leader: ... who's up for sushi?
Kisame: eek  

[Syndactyly]

Shino: *runs by naked*