Half abortion game! Have you had your monthly half abortion?

[October Cross]

http://www.amazon.com/million-Half-abortions-monthly-Bumper-Sticker/dp/B000668NNO/sr=8-2/qid=1160350342/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-5975062-2165619?ie=UTF8&s=automotive

I was browsing Amazon and though, hey, just for s+g's I'd type in abortion and see what kind of books ect it would come up with.

What I got was this bazarre bumper sticker.

Half abortions?

Half abortions are as we here in PCG have figured with our miniscule minds, are periods and ejaculations.

So! Let's play a little game now that I know what the eff it is!

Girls:

Count up every year you have had your period and multiply it by 12 for a rough estimate.

Guys:

Find an average amount of sperm per ejaculate and multiply it by the average times you masterbate a month then by how many years you have masturbated.

Have you had your half abortion today?  

[Trite~Elegy]

IMO I think it's equating menstraution to abortion.
because an egg is half and a sperm is half.

does that make any sense? surprised  

[KoopaTroopa18]

maybe they are like... zombie babies?  

[October Cross]

Trite~Elegy

IMO I think it's equating menstraution to abortion.
because an egg is half and a sperm is half.

does that make any sense? surprised

Yeah that does make a little sense. I think it's more of a pro-choice stab at the fact that people aren't reproducing. It's a bit underhanded imo.

And if it's referring to menstration, they should add in the numbers from male masturbation. It'd be staggering.  

[SterileNeedles]

I think it does mean menstruation because it says 'monthly' and a majority of women normally have a monthly period. xD rofl

But wait...does a woman's body actually produce 100 million eggs in a month? 0_o;;; or is that more of in their lifetime?  

[Joselle`Stark]

SterileNeedles

I think it does mean menstruation because it says 'monthly' and a majority of women normally have a monthly period. xD rofl

But wait...does a woman's body actually produce 100 million eggs in a month? 0_o;;; or is that more of in their lifetime?

It's referring to EVERY woman in the country, not just one.  

[October Cross]

Most likely every woman. I wonder how many "half-abortions" I've had in my lifetime? We should play a game and figure it out!  

[Trite~Elegy]

I've had 93 half abortions! biggrin  

[nobhdy]

Half-abortions?

Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them.

Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot)

Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.  

[Trite~Elegy]

nobhdy

Half-abortions?

Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them.

Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot)

Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.

you're contirbuting to the half abortions too! don't think you get away so clean!  

[nobhdy]

Trite~Elegy

nobhdy

Half-abortions?

Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them.

Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot)

Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.

you're contirbuting to the half abortions too! don't think you get away so clean!

oh no! i am? ack! But half-abortions are half-murder!

And uh... And 2 half-abortions, then its a whole murder!!

How many murders have I commited! dramallama

(sarcasm)  

[Trite~Elegy]

nobhdy

Trite~Elegy

nobhdy

Half-abortions?

Well, that's when there is twins, but they only abort one of them.

Ba-dum-ch! (rim shot)

Erm.... Nah, its actually refering to menstruation. You guys pretty much figured it out. I really just wanted to throw my joke in there.

you're contirbuting to the half abortions too! don't think you get away so clean!

oh no! i am? ack! But half-abortions are half-murder!

And uh... And 2 half-abortions, then its a whole murder!!

How many murders have I commited! dramallama

(sarcasm)

you're killing the world's population before it can be born! stop it you heathen! scream  

[The Velveteen Violinist]

Mensuating, they mean! rofl HA! Female Murderers Anynumous  

[October Cross]

143 half abortions!  

[SterileNeedles]

October Cross

143 half abortions!

So if two halves make a whole then you have had...71 and a half abortions. xd