Insanity Hearts! (What the KH cast would never say)

[Missing00]

Hey all this id just a funny thread where you make funny lines for the KH cast to say.

Example:

Sora: why did I get paired up with Donald and Goofy? I wanted to be with Cloud and Leon.  

[xXx_Kingdom_Hearts_xXx]

Xemnas: -talking to Kingdom Hearts-
Saix: Hey, are you gonna keep talking to something that can't talk back. Or are you gonna come over here and GET DEMYX OFF MY LEG!

((I know it's not funny, but I'm bored..))  

[Sora Scye]

xXx_Kingdom_Hearts_xXx

Xemnas: -talking to Kingdom Hearts-
Saix: Hey, are you gonna keep talking to something that can't talk back. Or are you gonna come over here and GET DEMYX OFF MY LEG!

((I know it's not funny, but I'm bored..))

Xemnas: im worshiping kingdom hearts now SHUSH  

[Missing00]

Demyx: (singing) I am the dancing queen! young ad sweet only seventeen-
Xigbar: shut up now!  

[Missing00]

(just another day at the Org. XIII HQ)

Demyx: Hey Mansex what's up?
Xemnas: What?
Demyx: What what?
Xemnas: Did you just call me "Mansex"?
Demyx: Naw your hearing things.
Xemnas: .......
(later)
Luxord: Morning Mansex.
(later)
Larxene: Tee hee Mansex, MAHAHAHA!
(later sitll)
Xigbar: Mansex Mansex Mansex.
(later)
Marluxia: And people thought I was gay...
(later)
Roxas: .......Mansex Axelputmeuptoit!
(later)
Axel: M-A-N-S-E-X got it memorized?
Xemnas: scream RAAHHHHH!!! (goes balistic on everyone) *huff puff* that'll teach all of you.
Sai'x: Hmm and I tought I was the berzerker Mansex.
Xemnas: (Kicks Sai'x in crotch)  

[x~~~sora~~~x]

Sora: I would like to know why we don't ever have to sleep eat or on top of that GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

x~~~sora~~~x

Sora: I would like to know why we don't ever have to sleep eat or on top of that GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?

Riku: Because your pants are ridiculously complicated.  

[x~~~sora~~~x]

Galadedrid Damodred

x~~~sora~~~x

Sora: I would like to know why we don't ever have to sleep eat or on top of that GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?

Riku: Because your pants are ridiculously complicated.

Sora: So that dosn't aswer why I nver have to go  

[x~~~sora~~~x]

Donald: I'm a duck right? So why can't I fly?  

[kleokriesel]

x~~~sora~~~x

Donald: I'm a duck right? So why can't I fly?

Walt Disney: Yeah, about that, Donald. See, your mom had a thing for ostriches . . .  

[xX_Elysium_Xx]

Sora: Is Goofy a dog or a rat?
I can' tell...
Goofy: Sora... I'm both...
Sora: o___o''' ohh....



[another side, another story]
*unknown going up the buillding*
unknown:OMG! LACK OF GRAVITY ISH AWESOME!!!!!!!
blindfold:AND GRAVITY SUCKS a**!! *falls*
unknown:haha! meet your own doom, foo`!
blindfold: *perfect landing with unknown too*
unknown:how'd we DO that?!
blindfold:*knocks him out with darkness* your curiosity brought your own end...
unknown: nuh-uh! shut up! *gets whacked again*
blindfold: idiot... think you can beat me with a stylish looking stick?!
unknown: screw you... least I have a stick... *unconscious*
blindfold: hmm... bring him to DiZ or should I?...noo...DiZ might ask why he is drooling out-- *rubs head* I'll just bring him to DiZ!
*carries unknown away*
blindfold surprised hh... why do I feel that someone hot and smoky is following me?
*disappears into darkness*
END

 

[Kyoukon]

x~~~sora~~~x

Galadedrid Damodred

x~~~sora~~~x

Sora: I would like to know why we don't ever have to sleep eat or on top of that GO TO THE BATHROOM?!?

Riku: Because your pants are ridiculously complicated.

Sora: So that dosn't aswer why I nver have to go

Shinji Hashimoto(Creator of KH for those who don't know..): About that, going to the toilet would make a lot of extra game time....
Donald: And those orbs that you pick up... Do more than you think... (I spoiled that. Sorry.)  

[SomniumAddiction]

here's something i got from my friend:

marluxia (talking to vexen): just because my scythe is pink...i have elemental power over flowers... and my hair is pink doesn't mean i'm automatically gay.
vexen: you're as straight as your hair marluxia.
*vexen walks away*
marluxia: AT LEAST MY HAIR DOESN'T LOOK STUPID!!!
demyx: yes it does!
*demyx flees*
marluxia: DAMN YOU ALL!!!

and so marluxia set out to take over the organization.  

[superwhatever]

kleokriesel

x~~~sora~~~x

Donald: I'm a duck right? So why can't I fly?

Walt Disney: Yeah, about that, Donald. See, your mom had a thing for ostriches . . .

rofl  

[x~~~sora~~~x]

Sora: You know what my clothing reminds me of? This song that goes a little like this: Zippity Do Da Zippity Day Me oh My Why Do I have So may Zippity Zippers?!