if your parents try to kill you there is only one thing you can say to them
"luke i am your father"
it makes no sense
but goit you reading
didnt it
yeh
so maybe we can talk
oh and all add me
please
cus i am new
and kinda dumb at all this stuff
so help
i dont even know how to type on this
*realizes i am typing*
woo i am typing learn summat new every day
oh aswell
i have kick a** jokes up ma sleeve
wanna hear onego on
you knwo you wanna
kk
here
it
is
A guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends. After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,'' I'd like to make a bet with you.'' The bartender replies, ''Sure I'm in a betting mood.''
So the man bets the bartender $1,000 that he can wee in the shot glass placed all the way across the room and fill it up and not spill a drop. The bartender says, ''I'll take that bet.''
So the man walks to the other side of the room and places the shot glass down. He goes back to the bartender and starts weeing. He doesn't even get a drop in. He pisses all over the place. In the bartender's face, all over the barstools and everything.
After he was done the bartender laughed and said, ''You owe me $1,000.'' The man paid the money with a big smile on his face. The bartender asked, ''How come you're so happy?'' The man replied, ''You see those five guys over there by the pool table? I bet them $300 each that I could wee all over your bar and you'd laugh about it.''
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