Euphemism Generator

[ceilisidhe]

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He spent every lunch hour at home,
spying on the one-eyed diplomat.  

[ceilisidhe]

The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon
igniting the pork dolphin.  

[ceilisidhe]

Instead, she spent the night alone,
scuttling the brass bucket.


The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
igniting the bald-headed pooch.


They were hoping the neighbors couldn't see them
spiking the invisible soap.


Every morning, he woke up
sleeving the proverbial polka.


Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
sleeving the bald mambo.  

[tablecat]

I couldn't believe my luck as she started

ironing the great coconut-cream batch.

it would seem that all of these are sexual innuendo of some sort. I like.  

[Spooky Wasabi Princess]

As the kids say, she was
shucking the groovy lower rabbit.



Wow.  

[Outside The In Crowd]

You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were bludgeoning the trout.  

[ketchakik]

Let's just say I had a lot to learn about
refinishing the ol' Nantucket canyon.  

[trampyre]

blaugh

The last time I had this much fun, I was

"initiating the orange hamburger".

wink wink wink

rofl  

[Veruniel]

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
huffing the ol' Nantucket hotel.

lol lol lol  

[IY_and_MCR]

I couldn't believe my luck as she started
buttering the legendary yam.

In fifty years from now will they still call it
Steaming the bald kitten.

I think I found two new things to say at inappropriate moments.  

[willaj18]

The last time I had this much fun, I was

fogging up the sweaty incandescent lemur. biggrin  

[screwed pixie]

"For one of his intelligence, he was remarkably adept at
smacking the sacred elves."

whats that supposed to mean?  

[Kristoya]

Hahahahahahaha.

You can't expect me to believe you were only
understanding the short begonias.

Hey! Who's been
shaking hands with the sloppy French kishka?!

The last time I had this much fun, I was
pillaging the pork dowel.

rofl rofl rofl  

[Choboxer]

Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
pressure washing the salty slug!
ninja  

[CapnAlex]

Shut the door!

I'm firing the ol' Nantucket pimentos!