I Might Be Blind for Life! Gosh, that Grammar.......

[!`Grammar Faerie`!]

On my mule, I got a pm from someone:

I am mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost al the people how voted commented like loser to plain lier and more gosh I hate life!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to quit gaia but I don't know how I know Im a loser for not knowing gaia as well I wish I can drop dead or kill my self! and if I do quit some good friend can have my stuff(I am just a loser but u don't have to say it gosh) DO NOT RESOND I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE MAIL FOR A WHILE!!!

The horror of atrocious grammar! The HORROR!  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

*collapses on the floor, twitching*  

[rae-chan-sensei]

...Now that's terrible. I don't condone suicide, but maybe this person's idea isn't that bad? Ehh... why did you get that PM anyway? sweatdrop  

[Nahxsua]

-gouges out eyes then slits wrists- holy cow! Is this a blind person who has never even been in the same room as a dictionary or a keyboard in their life? Wow. I'm almost speechless.  

[Sheep Kitchen]

eek I just threw up in my mouth a little there...  

[FeelinShiny]

Could someone translate that please? I can't tell if it was a serious message or if he was mindlessly pounding his head on the keyboard. xd  

[Persephone Waker]

Oh, my God... That's terrible... What happened to her anyway?  

[Smoozle]

Help... My eyes!  

[Ariomness]

...What does that even say? Something about a poll? And suicide? Who would be driven to that from a gaia poll anyway? O.o  

[MissxAlexandra]

.The.Judges.Daughter.

On my mule, I got a pm from someone:

I am mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost al the people how voted commented like loser to plain lier and more gosh I hate life!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to quit gaia but I don't know how I know Im a loser for not knowing gaia as well I wish I can drop dead or kill my self! and if I do quit some good friend can have my stuff(I am just a loser but u don't have to say it gosh) DO NOT RESOND I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE MAIL FOR A WHILE!!!

The horror of atrocious grammar! The HORROR!

Deep breaths. Now a sigh of relief for never actually meeting that person outside of gaia. Now, that might be something to worry about.

 

[Smoozle]

.The.Judges.Daughter.

On my mule, I got a pm from someone:

I am mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! almost al the people how voted commented like losers to plain lier and more gosh I hate life!!!!!!!!!!!!I want to quit gaia but I don't know how I know Im a loser for not knowing gaia as well I wish I can drop dead or kill my self! and if I do quit some good friend can have my stuff(I am just a loser but u don't have to say it gosh) DO NOT RESOND I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE MAIL FOR A WHILE!!!

The horror of atrocious grammar! The HORROR!

Need a translation?

I have added some things in square brackets, which make the paragraph more likely. I have also edited it so it makes grammatical sense, I hope you don't mind.

I am mad! Almost all the people who voted [or] commented were like losers to plain liers and more gosh. I hate life! I want to quit Gaia, but I don't know how. I know I'm a loser for not knowing Gaia as well [as I could]. I wish I can drop dead or kill myself! And if I do quit, some good friend can have my stuff(I am just a loser, but you don't have to say it, gosh!) DO NOT RESPOND I DO NOT WANT ANY MORE MAIL FOR A WHILE!!!

I'm not sure if this is completely accurate, but it was the best I could do.  

[!`Grammar Faerie`!]

Lina Rose

Oh, my God... That's terrible... What happened to her anyway?

She entered the arena in a starter set, and was like:


Omgz hlp mi somewhon stealed my gewld!!!11111111!111!