*Collapses, and Eyes Start Twitching.*

[!`Grammar Faerie`!]

I found this in the GD, for gosh sakes.

Quote:

MUY DOB HAS A WWERID NAMEB. HES NAM IS CALED DAVE. THAT IS STRANG DONTY YOU THNIK FOR A DOG? HIS SINK IS BLCKA BUT HID FER IS GOLD.

 

[Galadedrid Damodred]

Huh? It felt...weird....reading that. Like someone had an air pump in my mouth and was inflating me.

He sounds like a Gungan...even worse, because they on't use words like "nameb" or "blacka". How would you pronounce "blcka"? Bellka. Bulka. Bulska?  

[dark_elf]

.The.Judges.Daughter.

I found this in the GD, for gosh sakes.

Quote:

MUY DOB HAS A WWERID NAMEB. HES NAM IS CALED DAVE. THAT IS STRANG DONTY YOU THNIK FOR A DOG? HIS SINK IS BLCKA BUT HID FER IS GOLD.

Egad. gonk

I believe I have a translation.
"My dog has a werid name. His name is called Dave. That is strange don't you think for a dog? His skin is black but his fur is gold."

And to make this all the more wounderful, it's all in caps.  

[!`Grammar Faerie`!]

I'm just gonna say it...........

I puked in my mouth after reading it a little bit.

Tequila makes me happy.

 

[Bruce of House Banner]

DOB? Date Of Birth? "My 'Date Of Birth' has a weird name"?
*rolls on the floor laughing*  

[Mr Enigma Girl]

Pass the puking bucket...and bucket of water! My eyes!
burning_eyes

Wait! I mixed them up!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
gonk gonk gonk  

[Stylish_n_Cute]

rofl *starts convulsing* ahh, it took me 5 min to figure out what he/she was trying to say. stuff like this really hurts my brain hurt. rofl  

[Demented_Duck]

I fail at life, because I understand this crap!

My dog has a weird name. His name is called Dave. That is strange, don't you think for a dog? His skin is black and his fur is gold.

Seriously?
I think I want to bash his head against the wall.

 

[Katurrah]

It's like playing Anagrams, or the daily word jumble.  

[xXBisexual FlanXx]

Note that he says 'his name is called Dave' (and yes, I could read it). What? WHAT? WHY? You don't have a name CALLED Dave. You're name is Dave, or you're called Dave. Don't use both!

Daaaagh.

*Bashing of head*  

[Farrago]

I shall now poke fun at this person's typing.

At first I thought I was reading Spanish. Then I read on.

I was born on Octember the eleventy-second.

...Maybe the person meant "His name is Caled Dave." Then again, the person could just be stupid. -.-

Thnik is not a word. "Stupid English Kinnnnn-nigits."
Stupid Gaian iddd-iyots.


Sink! =D



 

[Nicholas Kaze]

dark_elf

.The.Judges.Daughter.

I found this in the GD, for gosh sakes.

Quote:

MUY DOB HAS A WWERID NAMEB. HES NAM IS CALED DAVE. THAT IS STRANG DONTY YOU THNIK FOR A DOG? HIS SINK IS BLCKA BUT HID FER IS GOLD.

Egad. gonk

I believe I have a translation.
"My dog has a werid name. His name is called Dave. That is strange don't you think for a dog? His skin is black but his fur is gold."

And to make this all the more wounderful, it's all in caps.

So true. Not do they type so badly as to cause actual pain to a reader, but they do it in all caps TO DRAW YOUR ATTENTION TO IT and increase your pain exponentially. It's very cruel.  

[Espyr]

Demented_Duck

I fail at life, because I understand this crap!

My dog has a weird name. His name is called Dave. That is strange, don't you think for a dog? His skin is black and his fur is gold.

Seriously?
I think I want to bash his head against the wall.

Seconded.

I got all of it except for the "SINK" part. I didn't get that it was intended to be skin until someone translated that part :P