LOL My parents are suspicious of my yaoi collection

[Nanari Uchiha]

Yup.. I'm 15 and my mom was in my room cleaning, than that's when she found all my books of yaoi. Also my drawings of Naruto and sasuke. There not graphic but to guys kissing. Well as for my yaoi books such as only the ring finger know, gravitation and many more was looked over. I was like s**t. I was up set at first

but than I came up with a good decoy..

I said that Shiuichi was a girl dressed as a boy and that was the excuse i came up with. lol. Jezz that was close but still they still are keeping an eye on me. But i don't care i still love narusasu and Yoai all together, wether they know or not.. lol

so how about you guys. Got any stories related to mine. blaugh  

[Kumomoro]

blaugh haha, actually I do.

I was doing my homework in my room, and one of my more graphic yaoi manga was sitting on the floor. My mom walked into my room to tell me to take care of my little sister; she was going shopping. That's when she noticed my manga laying on the floor.

Luckily, I had taken off the very colorful, very yaoi-ful, jacket cover, leaving the boring regular cover, with the publishing-company's name, Drama Queen, as the only display on both sides of the book. She looked at it, and picked it up!

Of course I was having a mini heart attack as she picked it up. I stood up, stiff and tense; waiting for her to open my very graphic yaoi and see just what kind of manga I had been buying. I was just about to explain myself, as she turned it over to "face up" (the American way up) to get a better look at it, when she said, "Drama Queen? How boring." and she put it back down on my floor.

At first I thought she was joking and that she was about to ask questions and kick me out the house the next instant! But she just walked back out my door, and that was that. I couldn't believe my luck! I sure don't leave my manga, especially my yaoi manga, lying around anymore! xp xd  

[Selena_Kurashina]

Something similar happened to me twice.

Umm... I decided to watch Gravitation one day. There's only one TV that had a DVD player and it was in the living room. Yeah, so I was watching it one day and there was a kissing scene and right at that part, my mom walked in and sat down, curious as to what I was watching. Luckily Shuinchi had pink hair, so my mom assumed it was a girl. She was into asian soap operas, so she thought it was cute. Lol. Whew...

Another time, I turned on my computer with my mom like nearby and she saw my SasuxNaru wallpaper (which I chose carefully in case this situation ever happened). It was just a simple hugging, kissing scene. And luckily, Naruto looked like the girl, so my mom didn't ask. ^w^

Thank goodness for femboys. sweatdrop  

[Nanari Uchiha]

SelenaxKurashina

Something similar happened to me twice.

Umm... I decided to watch Gravitation one day. There's only one TV that had a DVD player and it was in the living room. Yeah, so I was watching it one day and there was a kissing scene and right at that part, my mom walked in and sat down, curious as to what I was watching. Luckily Shuinchi had pink hair, so my mom assumed it was a girl. She was into asian soap operas, so she thought it was cute. Lol. Whew...

Another time, I turned on my computer with my mom like nearby and she saw my SasuxNaru wallpaper (which I chose carefully in case this situation ever happened). It was just a simple hugging, kissing scene. And luckily, Naruto looked like the girl, so my mom didn't ask. ^w^

Thank goodness for femboys. sweatdrop

I know... if they looked all guyish and muscular like this book called "yellow" than i think I would have been busted for sure. Of course, I'm the one to think fast so I just would say something obscene to get out of it lol. I dont know, it's just me. My guy friends know that I have a yaoi fetish..lol.. more like an obsession and there cool about it they just say "As long as I don't have to read it than I'm fine with that" They give that werid look after that but they still love me. hehe Gravitations awsome. Love yuki.. okay sorry i just had to say that  

[Banned_189373]

Something like that happined to me. I was in my room doing my homework and my mom came in. I had my FAKE manga out on my desk too. She came to see how I was doing and picked up my manga and my heart almost stoped (it was volume 7). She was getting ready to read it when the phone went off. So she put down the book and went to go get the phone. When she left I got my manga and threw it in my pillow pile (a spot in my room wheir my stuffed animuls and pillows are). She came back later to check on me and left agin.  

[Kerii-tan]

Nanari Uchiha

SelenaxKurashina

Something similar happened to me twice.

Umm... I decided to watch Gravitation one day. There's only one TV that had a DVD player and it was in the living room. Yeah, so I was watching it one day and there was a kissing scene and right at that part, my mom walked in and sat down, curious as to what I was watching. Luckily Shuinchi had pink hair, so my mom assumed it was a girl. She was into asian soap operas, so she thought it was cute. Lol. Whew...

Another time, I turned on my computer with my mom like nearby and she saw my SasuxNaru wallpaper (which I chose carefully in case this situation ever happened). It was just a simple hugging, kissing scene. And luckily, Naruto looked like the girl, so my mom didn't ask. ^w^

Thank goodness for femboys. sweatdrop

I know... if they looked all guyish and muscular like this book called "yellow" than i think I would have been busted for sure. Of course, I'm the one to think fast so I just would say something obscene to get out of it lol. I dont know, it's just me. My guy friends know that I have a yaoi fetish..lol.. more like an obsession and there cool about it they just say "As long as I don't have to read it than I'm fine with that" They give that werid look after that but they still love me. hehe Gravitations awsome. Love yuki.. okay sorry i just had to say that

XD But Yellow is full of x-rated hardcore yaoi anyway ^^

I haven't really felt a need to hide my yaoi XD My brother knows, and he teases me a bit but doesn't care, and my mom just says "That's what she likes," and buys me yaoi manga ^^ My dad might freak a bit, but he doesn't really get into my manga that much. Which is a relief, since he spazzed over Death Note, saying he thought I was suicidal or something....and any x-rated doujin I wanna read, I just wait til they're all asleep to read XD  

[Ciceros_Cupcake_Republic]

I draw a lot of pictures of guys wearing next to nothing but my mom sees it as art and doesn't care...luckly she hasn't seen all my smexy yaoi drawings that tend to get a little graphic.

As for my yaoi manga, I have Yellow#2 and Lost boys but the covers aren't really graphic at all so they don't attract attention. My boyfriend knows I like yaoi but he dosn't care either. The only one who gets mad at me for looking at yaoi is my brother because he insists that every time I go on a yaoi site it puts viruses on his computer (there's only one in the house)...god...can't wait till I get my own computer then I'ts yaoi porn heaven xd  

[Fenris Von Uberwald]

I never worry when it comes to yaoi, of course, that doesnt mean I am not careful, which I really am. I always claim, when I have a yaoi wallpaper, that the uke is a girl. Thus I have convinced my mother that Naruto is a girl pretending to be a guy by wearing unflattering orange jumpsuits. THANK GOD FOR CLICHES! xd When I have yaoi links in my favourites list, I always rename them to something inconspicuous, like "The life and times of Freddie Mercury" (irony intended 3nodding ) since my folks already know he is my favourite musician of all time. With my Yellow and Eerie Queerie, I hide them in places my mother does not know of. I never use desktop wallpapers that show the guys with open shirts, etc. Nothing graphic. And if my mom ever found me looking at a picture of two guys kissing and look disgusted, well then I would just accuse her of being a homophobe. 3nodding  

[Sexually_Lover]

Oh my god I have one!

M'kay, so me and my good buddy Ryan (He likes Yaoi too...I corrupted him wink ) Were chillin' at my house in my room with the computer and we were bored and he just smiled at me evilly. That means it's YAOI TIME! So we downloaded "Buttai no KakaIru" a really REALLY graphic Naruxsasu/KakaIru. We were at this one really bad part when my mom walked in and we went to go minimize or 'x' it out but the thing froze! So there we were, like two deer in the headlights with graphic 18+ gay anime porn frozen on the screen when my MOTHER walked in! She saw we looked all nervous and asked what we were doing very suspicously and I nudged Ryan and distracted my mom while he shut off the monitor. She didn't even know we were on the computer! *however she was still suspicious that we were up to something! lol.*  

[x_LoveObject_x]

My dad never questioned it, and my mom jokes with me about it. XD My dad gave me a look when he saw a few pics I had printed out, and a few manga (japanese, this was before the first yaoi manga came out in english... wow I feel old) I had gotten off ebay, but he never questioned and I never told lol My mother, she watched Fake with me half-way and found it amusing XD

Am I the only one with parents who don't care?  

[Raine_Noire]

x_LoveObject_x

My dad never questioned it, and my mom jokes with me about it. XD My dad gave me a look when he saw a few pics I had printed out, and a few manga (japanese, this was before the first yaoi manga came out in english... wow I feel old) I had gotten off ebay, but he never questioned and I never told lol My mother, she watched Fake with me half-way and found it amusing XD

Am I the only one with parents who don't care?

Probably...my parents don't know and I hope they never will...my PC's in my room and I always lock my door, so if they call for me or knock, I just exit. Luckily none of the sites I go to have any kind of suspicious names....so I'm lucky if they do look at where I've been, they suspect nothing...and any yaoi I have on my computer, I lock into zip folder and password it 3nodding and always look at the most explicit stuff when my parents are asleep...cause they would TOTALLY freak if they knew I like yaoi...or rather....Japanese cartoon porn....cause I'm supposed to be a good girl (yeah right)  

[sex with knives]

once, i had my fav sasunaru pic as my av on yahoo im, i don't know why, and i forgot to change it, and i imed my dad, and the second i realized i had that pic up, which was like a second after my dad saw it, i went and changed it. omg. i'm glad my dad doesn't read naru. he said that it was a boy and a girl kissing and that i was looking at manga porn, my sister and i cracked up. i corrupted her into loving yaoi too.
and just a few minutes ago, my dad walked up here, because the comp is in the hall, and i had a window of irukaka open and i was trying to close the window but i had extra tabs on it, so it asked if i wanted to close all the tabs, and i clicked ya, because they ALL were yaoi, omg, we turned pale we did(my sister and i). It was scary, but i don't think he really saw. over all, i know he'd flip if he knew this, after all, i've got lots of yaoi in my em, and if he saw some of those e-books, he'd kill me. it's scary just thinking about it.  

[Mai-Harmonia]

i dont have a good story. but i got somthing

i was at an anime convention, and a girl did a YMCA parody but she said YAOI and had a bunch of funny lyrics to go along with it. alot of people were screaming and such and of coarse being the fangirl i am i was too cheering. the girl next to me whom i had made friends with earlier said she wanted a yaoi paddle. i told her i wanted on too. my dad apparently heard that. after when we were walking out, my dad asked "Whats Yaoi and why is there a paddle for it?" i just ignored him pretending i didnt hear ^^;  

[counting pulses]

x_LoveObject_x

Am I the only one with parents who don't care?

Uhh..no. XD  

[x_LoveObject_x]

everybodyLOOSEY

x_LoveObject_x

Am I the only one with parents who don't care?

Uhh..no. XD

Then you seem to be the only other one. XD