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.The.Judges.Daughter. ...
really needs to do her science paper due tomorrow that she's barely even done the rough draft to.
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!`Grammar Faerie`!

PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:36 pm


I'm just gonna say it...........


Oh. My. Freaking. Gosh. This is the WORST GD n00b in the history of GD n00bs.

]http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/viewtopic.php?page=1&t=20281217#1030902959

Tequila makes me happy.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:36 pm


You know, that's almost too hard to translate into normal speech. That's really annoying.

Kaizoku-sensei


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:07 am


:/ I'm not even going to try and figure out what that says. Mental meltdown right there, I think.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:23 pm


I'm just gonna say it...........


Yeah. He's like all, be prowd to b a frek!!! It fune!!!.

I don't care if I'm a freak or not. I just know I'm emo.


Tequila makes me happy.

!`Grammar Faerie`!


Captain Purpleheart

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:08 pm


Good god.... gonk what has the world come to?
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:34 am


This child is just a troll. He's probably sitting in his room, alone, laughing at the people that he's angering. That's what he wants, because he has nothing else to attempt to achieve.

I hope that with enough reports, the mods get around to banning his a**.

rae-chan-sensei

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Sakura.no.Yuki

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 4:16 pm


omnirave
... Somehow... Somewhere... Some english teacher just died. crying
PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 5:52 pm


Sakura.no.Yuki
omnirave
... Somehow... Somewhere... Some english teacher just died. crying

Oh no!

Fish Chum

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Radio Chaos

PostPosted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 6:39 pm


*Eyes fall out of head and run away*
PostPosted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 4:16 pm


That is quite painful, really painful. *shivers* If this is the future I don't like it one bit.

Lacus_And_Kira


Patron with a Mission

PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:50 pm


crying

I got a migraine after attempting to translate that.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:07 pm


Starting from the top:

First post: IM EMO IM A FREEK I H8 PREPS N BAI AL MAH CLOSE AT HOT TOPIC CUZ DATS ONLY FOR KOOL KIDS. IM NON CONFORMIST UNLYK U SHEEP SO f** U ALL N f** U PREPS U SUK. UR ALL DA SAM N RLY MEEN 2 ME!!! DAT MAKES ME SAD N DEN I CRY N U MAK FUN OF ME MORE!!! IT HURTS IM A REEL PERSON 2!!! JUZ CUZ I CUT CUZ I UNDERSTAND PAIN DOSNT MEEN U SHUDNT BE NICE 2 ME!!!

Translation: I'm emo! I'm a freak! I hate preps, and I buy all my clothes at Hot Topic because that's (that place/store is) only for cool kids. I'm nonconformist(Wait, anybody want to tell me what that is?) unlike you sheep (what the..? Or is it sh*t?)! So f*ck you all! And f*ck you preps! You suck! You're all damn mean to me!!! That makes me sad, and then I cry, and then you make fun of me more!!! It hurts! I'm a real person too!!! Just because I cut, because I understand pain, doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice to me! ("Doesn't mean you should be mean to me!" Aren't double negatives bad?)

Where the n00b quoted !`Grammar Faerie`!: WTF? WER FREEKS!!! B PROWD!!! IT MEENS WE DUN CONFORM LYK DA REST OF DA DOOSH BAGS!

Translation: What the f*ck? We're freaks!!! Be proud!!! It means we don't conform like the rest of the _____ (Darn...I can't spell -___-") bags!

So...yeah.

Excuse me as I grab Daddy's katana...

Damn him. I love Hot Topic...they have anime/manga merchandise in there...and awesome shirts/acessories.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:28 am


Wha - ?

*coughs up lungs*
PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:11 am


He has about three seconds before a torpedo hits his house. -big boom-
Hmm... it was a bit early. Hopefully it hit him. If it didn't, I swear, I'm putting a bullet through his skull. That was terrifying.

Archdemonessa


CristoVII

PostPosted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 7:18 am


King Hazyclone IV
IM EMO IM A FREEK I H8 PREPS N BAI AL MAH CLOSE AT HOT TOPIC CUZ DATS ONLY FOR KOOL KIDS. IM NON CONFORMIST UNLYK U SHEEP SO f** U ALL N f** U PREPS U SUK. UR ALL DA SAM N RLY MEEN 2 ME!!! DAT MAKES ME SAD N DEN I CRY N U MAK FUN OF ME MORE!!! IT HURTS IM A REEL PERSON 2!!! JUZ CUZ I CUT CUZ I UNDERSTAND PAIN DOSNT MEEN U SHUDNT BE NICE 2 ME!!!


Translation
I'm emo, I'm a freak! I hate (preps?) and buy all my clothes at Hot Topic because that's only for cool kids. I'm non-conformist unlike you sheep so *bleep* you all and *bleep* you preps you suck. You're all the same and really mean to me! That makes me sad and then I cry and you make fun of me more! It hurts, I'm a real person too! Just because I cut because I understand pain doesn't mean you shouldn't be nice to me!


After this, how did he even make a literate name? Only my fellow guildmates can understand and exceed the pain my retinas are suffering. Hot Topic is targeting goths and people who like dark colors. What's your definition of cool? Evidently something everybody else dislikes. Emo is a style of clothing, music, and occasionally poetry, not a personality that's subject to stereotyping. You don't understand pain, since you'd rather bleed it out then accept it. And the reason people dislike you is:

1) You swear and don't even swear correctly

2)Your grammer and spelling is atrocius

3)BECAUSE you are ranting about how you hate people who dislike you
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