Annoying typists!

[Smoozle]

Nooblet that can't spell or use proper grammar.

yeh man liek w00t collige is teh bestest

am i rite??!!??!!1

I'm pretty sure my I.Q dropped 10 points when I read this.

I know that this isn't too bad compared to some things, but it still annoys me that people type/talk and write like this.  

[Ame Yuki Kaze]

What the hell has college turned into?  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

*gasping* This is my last hour! Let me spend it in the comfort of my home! I may never see these four walls again! My life is passing before my eyes! Notify my next of kin! *dies from the grammar*  

[Archdemonessa]

My last note to my husband.

Dear Love,
I love you, but the grammar that has burned my eyes has poisoned me. I hope you can forgive me.  

[Xanthos Vengokir]

Hah. I used to worry about getting into college. Somehow, I don't feel that fear anymore...  

[Ceribri]

I think that if we can just spell our own names correctly, we should be able to do quite well in college. And I thought I was worried..... mrgreen  

[MyOwnBestCritic]

yeh man liek w00t collige is teh bestest

am i rite??!!??!!1

This translates directly into:

Yeah, man, like, college is the best! Am I right?

With a bit more doing, it is formed into a coherent sentence:

College is the best! Am I right?  

[street lamps]

I'm not so worried about college anymore. I can spell my name and cat, and every one of the words I'm typing, so what is there to fear? :3  

[Byrn_in_hel]

Thats just disgusting. Thats all that there is to say about it.  

[ChibbiChlessla]

Apparently, he's on the Van Wilder plan. After about three years of college, I can soundly say this. Some people go to college, and they learn new languages, math, professions, and learn to better the world by taking part. Others learn to drink a pony keg without puking. Still others, learn the joys of carnal contact and proceed to spread disease by not learning enough about it fast enough. Usually, the second and third group go hand in hand.