Santa Really Is a Ninja

[Vinida]

Something I found that really struck me as funny


Face it. Santa is really a ninja. He has bunshin stationed in every mall in the country. He summons deer to do his bidding. He sneaks into people's houses at night without being noticed. He walks on rooftops. He uses his secret Sleeping Jutsu on overly-wakeful brats to make sure his identity is not discovered. He uses chakra to stay above the snow and not make footprints... Need I go on?  

[OscarSmithDE]

lol that actually makes sense ninja ninja ninja ninja  

[Captain Verd]

Santa's a ninja because he killed your dad, and you didn't even know it.  

[Missing00]

Santa and Jesus are both ninjas.  

[Dez Nihvet]

that really makes sense! biggrin  

[Purple dragon lady]

That makes total sense. It's almost scairy...  

[Mr._Stabby]

Captain Verd

Santa's a ninja because he killed your dad, and you didn't even know it.

=O

This post wins.  

[RikuXdeath]

Lawls,... Ok go to www.askaninja.com and look up Ninja Santa. It states how his suit became red xd  

[churrlo]

I KNEW IT! scream  

[Kexita]

what village is he from?!
...
ohhh, right. probably village hiding in snow. 3nodding  

[RikuXdeath]

churrlo

I KNEW IT! scream

Yep... now rember not to stay up and try and see santa. xd  

[~Kira Hime~]

"he knows when you are sleeping
he knows if your awake...
He knows if you've been bad or good..."

He's a stalker NINJA! He has a jutsu that can be used to see what your doing!

 

[ShigureAishite]

where's his ninja headband?  

[churrlo]

RikuXdeath

churrlo

I KNEW IT! scream

Yep... now rember not to stay up and try and see santa. xd

But even if I tried... I couldn't... CAUSE HE'S A NINJA! xd  

[RikuXdeath]

churrlo

RikuXdeath

churrlo

I KNEW IT! scream

Yep... now rember not to stay up and try and see santa. xd

But even if I tried... I couldn't... CAUSE HE'S A NINJA! xd

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lol Thats true...