(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
And the Americans couldn't even capture Canada! Once they tried to cross the Niagara River to fight the British and forgot their oars!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
And do you know what was just downstream?
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
Because where does the Niagara River end up?
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
Niagara Falls! So what happens if you get in a boat to go and fight the British and forget your oars?
[ Na n a mi O ki ] [L] I'm your turbo lover // Tell me there's no other says:
you're screwed.
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
And they couldn't shoot the waterfall for the life of them!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
Like the idiots they have always been, the Americans went over and DIED!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
They can't even remember their oars on the Niagara River, let alone elect a leader who doesn't let his beliefs influence what laws he passes!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
Nor can their leader appoint someone unbiased to head up a department that's supposed to give funding to family planning education!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
No, the leader has to try to make everyone a good, abstinent Christian!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
And if they're not good abstinent Christians, they're terrorists and want to bomb the White House or knock over the Sears Tower!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
Yes, let's bomb the White House! With condoms and emergency contraceptive! Because those are evil and destructive, they will surely destroy the White House!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
WE BURNED YOUR WHITE HOUSE! 1812, bitches! We burned it right to the ground after our general ate the dinner your first lady so kindly left them before fleeing to safety!
(Setar) Not even Doom music would make me Christian.Not even NEDM would. says:
And we didn't need emergency contraceptive or airplanes or visions of Allah! All we needed was a nice book of matches!
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