Things the Twilight and New Moon Characters Would Never Say

[Kakyoku no Doki]

This is a lot of fun, and hilarious, too! I saw it at the Myspace Twilight group and had to put it here. I must admit, I have no ideas of what they wouldn't say that's neither totally lame, scary, or stupid. But you people have fun! I'll think of something... confused Happy Yuletidings!

 

[Jasmic]

Oh goodness...I read all the things people put in the other guild and it felt like my stomch would tear in two from all the laughing!

Here's what I put:

Jacob: -goes up to Edward & sniffs his shoulder- What's that cologne you're wearing? It's smells amazing!
Edward: -sniffs Jacob- Likewise wink

Bella: -sets fire to the meadow- Burn, baby, burn ♥  

[Kakyoku no Doki]

Those are good. I especially like the on of Bella.

 

[complex_ity_]

I read that fanfiction Love Letters and it is interesting, but I can't imagine Bella and Edward swearing so much. Even if Bella is a b***h in the story. AND I CAN UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES IMAGINE EDWARD SAYING THE THINGS HE SAYS IN THAT STORY!!!  

[Jasmic]

"Love Letters?" And there's a bunch of swearing in it? It sounded cute until you said that o.0;;

I know what you mean though. There was this one fanfic where Edward goes, "Holy sh*t!" and I just shook my head at it. Twice.

I can't imagine him using that word. Or f*ck. Or calling anyone a b*tch, sl*t, or stuff like that. The kind of needless slang profanity modern teens hear frequently (especially at my school...yeesh).  

[Jigoku_Shoujo1348]

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"Love Letters?" And there's a bunch of swearing in it? It sounded cute until you said that o.0;;

I know what you mean though. There was this one fanfic where Edward goes, "Holy sh*t!" and I just shook my head at it. Twice.

I can't imagine him using that word. Or f*ck. Or calling anyone a b*tch, sl*t, or stuff like that. The kind of needless slang profanity modern teens hear frequently (especially at my school...yeesh).

I agree.  

[Kakyoku no Doki]

Yea, I mean, he was raised in the 1900's so he would be a gentleman. Young men back then didn't talk like that, so he wouldn't talk like that now. Now, Emmet, on the other hand...

 

[Jasmic]

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Yea, I mean, he was raised in the 1900's so he would be a gentleman. Young men back then didn't talk like that, so he wouldn't talk like that now. Now, Emmet, on the other hand...

But Emmett was born only a few year after Edward...I mean, we do know he has no problem with profanity, but should fourteen years really make that much of a difference?  

[kikatou]

*just nodds and reads* 3nodding  

[Jasmic]

kikatou

*just nodds and reads* 3nodding

question

Are you agreeing with me or agreeing that Edward is more of a gentlemen because of the time he was born? ._.;;  

[complex_ity_]

I can't imagine any of them swearing. Period. Except under special circumstances (like what happens in Pelirroja's story, Carnage. Read it here).  

[complex_ity_]

Even then, they just "utter a string of profanities" or something like that. Stephenie Meyer (and a lot of fanfic writers) don't actually have them say the words. It would ruin the mood of the story neutral  

[C h a r B e a r]

Hmm...I agree. Edward is the last person I would think of that would swear. Emmett, I'm not so sure about. He's a big tough guy, but he's like a teddy bear, very kind and gentle, especially towards Bella, unless he has to defend someone. The first person I'd think of out of them to swear would most likely be Jasper.  

[MelancholyAlice]

@Sexy_Demonic_Angel: I agree. Jasper seems more the type than anyone else.

 

[C h a r B e a r]

Well considering he WAS the newest member of the Cullen family, so he would be more prone to swearing. Ok, I HAVE to ask this, it has been bugging me...but everyone's talking about Midnight Sun? Supposedly the book from Edwards Point of View I think? Do you have a link to the chapters so i can read it?