I think I'm dead now.

[Captain Purpleheart]

Okay, WHY must people pm me saying they want what I'm wearing, with incorrect grammar. This seriously bugs me.
This is what they wrote:
hey lemon drop surprise its me ummm, i asked my friendslkist if anyone had an elegant veil they would trde me and i came a cross a girl ytht was my friend kadochi girl or something lie that and she told me t oask you if u wanted an angelbow and some extra tuff and gold for an elegant veil?  

[Leoshi]

My reaction is as follows:

 

[Angel80272]

Wow... stupid AND illiterate, that's two offenses in one PM. I'm normally decent when it comes to translating illiteracy, but I didn't know what they were saying most of the time there.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

Leoshi

My reaction is as follows:

Oh, that is brilliant!