Im pretending to be a noob.

[Wishes Dont Come True]

lyk omgz! ur sooo rich. can u giv me money!??!?11??1!onenone!?  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

*waves a crucifix at you*
*sprinkles holy water on you*

Átaremma i ëa han ëa, na aire esselya, aranielya na tuluva, na care indómelya cemende tambe Erumande. Ámen anta síra ilaurëa massamma, ar ámen apsene úcaremmar sív' emme apsenet tien i úcarer emmen. Álame tulya úsahtienna mal áme etelehta ulcullo!

Demon! Come out of this child!  

[Miss Irene Adler]

Oh, holy mother of sweet Literacy! gonk

XDD  

[xAvenirYuinax]

Please tell me that you did not just say that.  

[-Evan Everwood-]

Wow...
That was like,

A perfect impression.

xDD  

[Buccellatte]

I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.  

[Queen of the Blue Twins]

My doughter came home from the 1st day of 6th grade in public school and said something like that -- she's now homeschooled and back to her native tongue of proper English!!!  

[Archdemonessa]

Yeah, I remember that when I came home to my aunt. She took me out of public school and now I'm in a boarding school in England. By the way, I did it to annoy her.  

[Leoshi]

Heh...a perfect impression. Who taught you, and can I kill him? Please? *Beady eyes*  

[e d ! t o r]

Haha. Perfect impression, no?  

[Fat3 4verruncus]

xd xd

Are you still okay??  

[Chaotic Emotion]

You... You... You rule! The spelling! The grammar! It's perfect!
For years I've been searching for someone like you to burn- I mean, worship! So tell me, oh wise one, does this rag smell like chloraform (sp) to you?  

[Lord Himuro of darkness]

My eyes just got text raped,that was a good impersonation.  

[Angel80272]

-hides scalpel of literacy+1 behind back-

Brilliant performance, now if you will just come with me, I would like to ensure it never happens again. It will be less painful than trying to imitate n00bs... honest...  

[wcs792]

You need to die now.
Or, as you would say it:
"OMGZ LEIK U DI NOWZ!!!1!!!11!!111!!!" domokun
I hate n00bs