n00b Fight!

[Buccellatte]

This is a conversation between me and this n00b on AIM [from Gaia] who forgot who I was :

Quote:

n00b (5:14:54 PM): who ru ?
Me (5:15:07 PM): [xXSavage NymphXx] You gave me your AIM
n00b (5:15:21 PM): from where
n00b (5:15:23 PM): ?
Me (5:15:24 PM): On Gaia
Me (5:15:27 PM): Dur.
n00b (5:15:31 PM): oh ok
n00b (5:15:34 PM): im dumb
Me (5:15:40 PM): Obviously
n00b (5:15:49 PM): ok
n00b (5:17:17 PM): r u on gaia right now
Me (5:17:19 PM): Yeah
n00b(5:17:27 PM): me too
Me (5:17:38 PM): Can't you type better? You're typing like a n00b.
n00b (5:17:57 PM): what
n00b (5:18:29 PM): wait ru a guy
n00b (5:18:30 PM): ?
Me (5:18:33 PM): Um
Me (5:18:51 PM): Even if I was, I wouldn't want to talk to someone as n00bish as you are.
n00b (5:19:03 PM): wtf your reatrted
Me (5:19:11 PM): reatrted?
n00b (5:19:26 PM): teah you so leave me alone now
Me (5:19:23 PM): Wow. That's sad.
n00b (5:19:31 PM): so ru
n00b (5:19:55 PM): bite a crispy cream dounut a**

I'm going to go put my head in a bucket of bleach now.  

[Leoshi]

Heh...wow, it's amazing what people will say.  

[Masamune no Hi]

Teah you? What is that?  

[xAvenirYuinax]

'reatrted'? Oh Lord... >.> We are going on a downward spiral...  

[Buccellatte]

Masamune no Hi

Teah you? What is that?

I'm not sure. I need to find a n00b/English translator.  

[xAvenirYuinax]

-nods- There's someone here at the guild, I think. Can't remember the username.

They should start making dictionaries since netspeak is growing at such an exponential rate.  

[Galadedrid Damodred]

Time to get out the ol' voodoo doll...  

[rae-chan-sensei]

xXSavage NymphXx

Masamune no Hi

Teah you? What is that?

I'm not sure. I need to find a n00b/English translator.

It seems like he meant: "Yeah, you." The 't' and 'y' keys are next to each other.

...At least, that's what makes the most sense to me. But it sounds like this guy doesn't make much sense anyway, so I could be wrong.  

[e d ! t o r]

Ugh. I hate that. And why would he/she ask if you were a guy? n00bs are such stalkers sometimes.. But kudos to you for insulting he/she/it like they deserved.  

[Buccellatte]

m!-chan

Ugh. I hate that. And why would he/she ask if you were a guy? n00bs are such stalkers sometimes.. But kudos to you for insulting he/she/it like they deserved.

Hah, thanks. I guess you can't tell from my avatar. I didn't want a stereotypical Hoochie Gaia Girl.  

[Population Tire]

God, it sounds like one of my former friends. He thought he was such a genius, but in fact his typing was so horrible that I couldn't even get the gist of what he was saying.  

[Ellis Bell Esq.]

His last comeback is win. cool

But other than that, shameful! And here I thought the interwebs was a breeding ground for sane, literate people. D:  

[Angel80272]

Ellis Bell Esq.

His last comeback is win. cool

But other than that, shameful! And here I thought the interwebs was a breeding ground for sane, literate people. D:

And here I thought sarcasm was a lost art... kudos to you.  

[Fish Chum]

Let me join in on the bleach.  

[xAvenirYuinax]

Galadedrid Damodred

Time to get out the ol' voodoo doll...

Mind if I join in on the entertaining past-time?